Danbert

How long is it since a Palace center forward scored?

Anything less than a draw would have been hugely unfair, and that's a decent result, though a poor game of football. I can't remember the center backs putting a foot wrong despite the doom and gloom numpties on here writing the game off before a ball was kicked.

Can't argue with that team really. None of our center backs are great shakes, but personally I'd have kept Vestergaard in, as Stephens doesn't convince me at all. After calamity Yoshi's last performance I find it strange that people think he's the answer, loyal servant though he is.

Or we could just sign a random non-league player

Quite - based on ******** all

I bet it's Stephens, he comes across as having issues when he's on the pitch

This

Halftime at Fortress Fortress Fratton and the Few are losing 0-2 to a team in the relegation zone. Come on you Gills :-)

Plus, Ings used to play for Liverpool, so he must be good and will score.

Besiktas too. He may or may not be mercenary, but he always strikes me as being thick as mince.

https://highlightsfootball.com/video/everton-vs-southampton-highlights-3/

Nathan?

If you say so. I suppose there's no chance of a stream tonight, it's not being screened anywhere is it?

Boruc?

McCarthy was a fantastic signing. Quite why we needed to blow 10m on a reserve keeper is beyond me, but signing McCarthy was a masterstroke.

Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahaha

Another pro keeper - just what we need

This - it's deckchairs on the Titanic, they're both poor

4 keepers? Is that normal?

He's certainly one of our most improved players, but anyone who thinks he's been our standout performer this season must be watching different games to the ones I've seen.

What is Neil Allen doing to my language? What does this drivel even mean? https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/peterborough-1-portsmouth-2-neil-allen-s-match-report-1-8636602

Very much this

The Tatty Timber Tabernacle has always been tatty and historic, but did you know that... "On March 28, 1916 a 75-yard long piece of roof from the South Stand was ripped off and hit baker William Saunders’ house during a spell of extreme weather." Some things never change, eh. Amazing. More here...

Get the **** in

He's had a good game for me - won a lot of long balls from the back, brought them down and brought others into play.