Danbert

This - it's deckchairs on the Titanic, they're both poor

4 keepers? Is that normal?

He's certainly one of our most improved players, but anyone who thinks he's been our standout performer this season must be watching different games to the ones I've seen.

What is Neil Allen doing to my language? What does this drivel even mean? https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/peterborough-1-portsmouth-2-neil-allen-s-match-report-1-8636602

Very much this

The Tatty Timber Tabernacle has always been tatty and historic, but did you know that... "On March 28, 1916 a 75-yard long piece of roof from the South Stand was ripped off and hit baker William Saunders’ house during a spell of extreme weather." Some things never change, eh. Amazing. More here...

Get the **** in

He's had a good game for me - won a lot of long balls from the back, brought them down and brought others into play.

http://soccerlegacy.net/premier-league-live-stream-3/

Gooooooaaaaaaalllll

I feel sick

Adam Lallanna is definitely not upper class, and since when has being upper class defined males and masculinity?

Matt Mills signs for Pune City https://www.sportskeeda.com/football/isl-2018-ex-manchester-city-player-matt-mills-signs-for-fc-pune-city?key=newsnow

Would suggest that he is actually kind of for sale, Hughes has otherwise intimated that both Gallagher and Long are very much part of his first team plans.

https://footballleagueworld.co.uk/sheffield-united-priced-out-of-move-for-premier-league-striker/

At least with those 2 at center back, Southgate will get the chance to make a thorough assessment of McCarthy

WTF?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/aug/17/gareth-southgate-england-alex-mccarthy-southampton

https://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/soccer/shane-long-very-much-part-13095146

Apparently we lost out on this bloke though https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/wolves-beat-rivals-signing-midfielder-15040341

Troy Deeney....

Not serious, apparently http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/16414078.southampton-manager-mark-hughes-on-stuart-armstrong/?ref=rss

Way better than last season in the second half. I'll take that. Lemina, Ings, and McCarthy were excellent; Redmond actually looked like a decent footballer; and Bertrand and Armstrong were class.

4-4-2 ?

This, unfortunately. Given that he's hardly played for many years, I don't see what basis the club have to even make an assessment of his ability.