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I really like that team if we can get three at the back to work. It gets all our best players on the pitch.

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What a load of utter crap

Don't Brighton tend to lump balls into the box? A bit of extra height for this game makes sense to me.

Shaw on the scrap heap: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/oct/25/luke-shaw-manchester-united-jose-mourinh-fall-out

So much this. We've had a poor start to the season, but there are lots of teams who are way more limited than we are. I fully expect to see us finish between fifth and tenth.

Was thinking exactly that

They'd all get sent off for fighting each other

He looks decent - makes good decisions, and has his opposite number in his pocket

This - he made the goal against Stoke

The Disney crowd are planning to redevelop Fratton Park with "an historic English feel" http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-chief-reveals-fratton-park-vision-1-8188650

Pompey owner talks about buggering them: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/oct/04/portsmouth-were-like-an-abused-child-says-new-owner-michael-eisner

Thought we dominated them for long periods and created some decent chances. Fraser had another excellent game, and Boufal put in a positive performance. Stoke away is never going to be an easy game.

I knew that

Allegedly, they're also looking at Dexter Blackstock and Leon Best https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/sep/28/crystal-palace-carlton-cole-striker-shortage-free-agent

Palace rumored to be interested in SRL http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/crystal-palace-transfer-news-rickie-lambert-free-agent-dougie-freedman-steve-parish-a7968586.html

Not sure why anyone could give the remotest toss about any of their amazing firsts. It brings football down to the level of trainspotting, when it should be about getting ****ed and shouting a lot.

Everton have a ton of firsts to be proud of, including: "FIRST CLUB TO USE FLOODLIGHTING ACROSS STANDS INSTEAD OF PYLONS"

Looking forward to a 6-0 win - we'll go fourth

Personally, I'm glad to see Long coming back in. Playing Gabbi isn't working.

'Fratton boy' Portsmouth MP makes 'play up Pompey' maiden speech in House of Commons Apparently, Everton weren't the first club to play under floodlights after all. And, another reason that Portsmouth is great is that it was the the first town to open free clinics for the treatment of venereal disease - who'd'v'e thought that would be necessary? The big question, though, is, can he do the wardrobe dive?

Re, fat in the pipes... 'Total monster': fatberg blocks London sewage system

Quite, they now have 3 number 10s, and no decent forward. Also, Ashley Williams is now officially way over the hill and Everton's defense is a mess. Their recruitment has been so splattergun it's unreal, the only signing to really work out is Pickford.

We missed a bullet there, I think.

Everton fans are calling for Koeman's head after they got massacred by Tottenham. They haven't won away since January, Koeman's obligatory signing from the Dutch league is said to be totally pants and they can't score for toffee (pun intended).