Danbert

Don't worry, they won't be making the same mistakes with their stadium as some of the biggest clubs in Europe, and their due diligence takes in more than just how the other guys serve beer. It's all because everyone in football really loves them, so all the other clubs are happy to share their secrets. True story

Mpumbavu

I don't want to bash the lad, and he has a lot of positive qualities but he is anything but a top quality CB at the present time. He's easily the weakest in our squad of not very good center backs.

: It had been coming though that was the first time Derby had properly got down the flanks. Targett, was, er, targeted there, and Derby overloaded once they got the ball out to the left. Jerome is always capable of bullying defenders. 10m ago 20:21 [h=2]Goal! Derby 1-0 Fulham (Jerome 34)[/h] Huddlestone’s ball gets Forsyth out on the left. Great cross, and Jerome powers through Matt Targett to get there.

Couldn't agree more: Sam Gallagher's stats for a struggling Championship side Birmingham: 316 minutes per goal 2213 minutes played 7 Goals scored 0 Assists Shots on target 18 (38%) Total shots 48 Charlie Austin's stats for struggling Premier League side Southampton 138 minutes per goal 966 minutes played 7 Goals scored 0 Assists Shots on target 25 (66%) Total shots 38

So, 10 times he wasn't in Birmingham's starting XI - not exactly the first name on the teamsheet. And their reactions seem to be mixed at best: https://birmingham.vitalfootball.co.uk/given-100-for-us-hasnt-done-enough-for-me-debate-over-re-signing-birmingham-loanee/ He's scored 7 goals at a rate of 316 minutes per goal and has achieved zero assists - which is pretty poor really. He's not even the best striker at Birmingham, and he's certainly not one of the best in the division.

He's also had periods when he's just not been selected for Birmingham, and Blackburn were relegated. He is definitely not a first pick in 90% of Championship teams, I can name any number of Championship forwards who are better than he is.

Errr... Gallagher wasn't first pick for Birmingham for much of the season, and they're ****.

He's been brilliant, best keeper we've had since the flying Finn

Swansea really aren't very good

This has 0-0 written all over it, if you ask me.

Credit to Yoshi for dealing with the rat-faced one, but we never looked like scoring

I can't watch this anymore

Emmanuel Olisadebe has slammed Pompey as a small club in a hideous city Read more at: https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-are-a-small-club-in-a-hideous-city-says-former-striker-1-8400535 Emmanuel Olisadebe has slammed Pompey as a small club in a hideous city Read more at: https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-are-a-small-club-in-a-hideous-city-says-former-striker-1-8400535 Former striker slams Pompey as "small club in a hideous city."

https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/stoke-city-enjoy-triple-boost-1271811

He made several crucial blocks and clearances yesterday. I thought he had a good game.

This with knobs on. I also think the club is unusually well run. If we go down, does anyone seriously see us doing a Sunderland? Not me, and for that I'm very thankful.

Paul Cook squaring up to Guardiola - what a muppet.

Didn't catch the game. How did Redmond do?

1 win in 9 for the few

The stats say we're improving: https://www.premierleague.com/news/618565 Looking forward to this one.

I'm thinking Dyer

Allegedly we have 16 academy products playing in the Premier League and only Man U have more. Can you name them?

Excellent trolling opportunities here: https://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/2018/february/vote-for-pompeys-number-one-fan/ Best supporters in the land indeed...

Sure enough... https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/mourinho-old-trafford-is-nothing-like-incredible-pompey-1-8363982