Danbert

"Admired around the world," allegedly: http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/trust-announce-increase-in-shareholding

******

Daringly, they've set a date. Expect the new dawn that is Championship-standard illumination next Tuesday.

Trouser snake, knob, cock, ****, John Thomas, Willy, phallus, member, manhood, dong, *****, chopper, todger

Comical Allen has a book coming out: http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-book-to-hit-the-shops-1-6976297

Clyne's now an England regular and Schneiderlin's a fixture in the Man U midfield. Even with my rose-tinted spectacles firmly in place, that's hardly a step backwards for them.

They've started work on the floodlights, allegedly.

47% and counting...

No, and no-one's planning to blow us up either.

Return of the Jedi's next, right?

Much improved performances from JWP and Targett. Romeu was fantastic, Pelle and Tadic played well but Mane was the MOTM IMHO.

Took my son who was mildly heart broken. I tried to explain that, as a Saints supporter, he should get used to loosing dour games in the rain - that it was traditional. Didn't really help :-(

Bestest http://www.talkingbaws.com/2015/08/18/video-this-hilarious-portsmouth-fan-clearly-had-a-little-too-much-to-drink-vs-plymouth/

Having also watched highlight videos, I didn't see anything special about him at all. We'll see, I guess...

The voices in his head

Nice to see the not at all argumentitive genius behind the training ground fence is driving the ground redesign

Thank God, their historic picture is back: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-salute-return-of-old-friend-1-6895999 Now all they're missing are a few chairs and a clock right?

What's this all about then? http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/pst-statement

Does anyone know of a stream for the match?

Futuristic! Do we even have a ping pong table? They're setting a standard here, how will we keep up?

1-1 against non-league opposition. I know it's only pre-season, and one shouldn't mock the afflicted but hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

That'll be the training ground pitches that aren't ready for use yet: http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-confident-fratton-pitch-is-on-course-1-6838206 Fortunately, no expense has been spared.

Antonov's jumped ball: http://www.thehardtackle.com/2015/portsmouths-russian-former-owner-flees-uk-fearing-for-life/

Standards of literacy at the News have hit a new low. Shurely shome mishtake: http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-are-fitting-fit-1-6833156

Is the relvolving door that is Pompey's recruitment spinning even faster? From team of the year striker to villan in one post season month would be some kind of record even for them, surely. http://m.crawleynews.co.uk/TRANSFER-TALK-Ex-Crawley-Town-striker-link/story-26797615-detail/story.html