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If we have decent players then the bigger clubs are going to want them. If we're going to lose players we might as well make a profit on them. The way to avoid it all is to be utter turd so that nobody wants our useless excuses for players...

Just pretend you got one of the shirts where all the letters fell off.

http://lifehacker.com/5952455/how-to-create-a-blackmail-file-on-someone

Fixed.

Les, do you fancy a pint at lunchtime? Somewhere with a decent beer garden?

Not that we're going to get this guy, but Sevilla have confirmed Nzonzi from Stoke.

Oh FFS.

I'd have loved us to sign Cabaye if he's still the player he was before going to PSG but not for £100k/week.

To be fair, living in the shadow of the greatest rival must have some impact on your psychology. We only have to look down the road the see another example.

I've just burnt all my old Saints shirts in the garden in protest.

Thing is, we don't know that the club didn't try to do all that.

Well done Charlie, that's actually made me laugh aloud.

The SFC board could discuss a new 500,000 capacity ground next week.

We're run like a pub team, don't you know?

Mods - please can we just pause this thread for ten minutes, give Alps the opportunity to explain to us all the entire situation in the minute detail of which he is so obviously aware, and then lock it? FIN.

Jaap Stam.

You might be, but not one person in this thread actually knows.

Judgment. [emoji12]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-29342539 It's your classmates who failed their exams because of you and are now unemployed, fat and depressed that I feel sorry for.

Not sure if it's on this thread or not, but I've heard a rumour that we're interested in Toby Alderweireld from Atletico Madrid.

Not on Porntube.

Would it help if I showed my workings?

It's been a while since I did this but: No company + unless your argument is that if the minimum wage goes up to a reasonable level we will all be naked = some other company selling clothes and employing staff Right?

I suspect everything is going cheap if you can pay in cash.