Trump - "My ratings are tanking, what can we do to improve them ?"
Aide - "They went up after that staged assassination attempt".
Trump - "So they did. Do you think we could try that again ?"
Well his Bestie is in charge of Argentina.
Also wants to remove Spain from NATO.
Maybe we should review our position on Hawaii's membership of the Union, after all they do have the British flag as part of theirs.