badgerx16

The timing of this announcement comes across as another Partygate fig leaf.

Boris was banned from taking secret papers out of his office as he could not be trusted not to leave them lying around for anyone visiting his and Carrie's flat to see. Also, the much trumpeted 'new' Levelling Up monies aimed at saving his arse in the Red Wall constituencies, and deflecting from Partygate, are just rebadged finances announced last year. Desperate times.

Press reports say that he won't go to Newcastle as he wants a 'bigger,' club, others that Lampard has told the Everton board that he wants Alli as his first signing should he agree to take over at Goodison.

Looking through a list of films due for release this year, amongst the sequels, those based on computer games, and the ceaseless avalanche of Marvel and DC stories, there is one over-riding question; Why the f**k is there yet another 'new' version of Batman ?

Solitary

Which begs the question, if there are potentially 'better' replacements for Bednarek, available for less than NUFC might offer for him, and that we have hopefully already scouted, why don't Newcastle go for them instead ?

American

If Newcastle fans think they will be challenging for the Champions League places in the next 5 seasons they are deluding themselves.

Not ( Technically Bassenthwaite is the only 'lake' in the Lake District, all the other named bodies of water are 'mere's, 'water's, or 'tarn's. )

Windermere

Duckie

So all the things he denies doing are in fact deliberate acts of deflection.

Borg

Is that the evil fascist mass murderer Dr Fauci ? ?????

Sandpiper

Palestinian Arabs are a semitic people, so Israel's policies against them are anti-semitic.

Well, he has certainly tried to acheive that one, given the number of marriages, mistresses, and sprogs he has accumulated.

Boris wouldnb't recognise the truth if it jumped up and hit him squarely between the eyes.

Talking of 'Moral Compasses'

And Israel aren't illegally occupying territory in defiance of multiple UN resolutions ? As for talking to HAMAS and McGuiness, the UK Government talked to McGuiness and then allowed him to hold a senior ministerial post in the NI Assembly. Also, look up how many of the Presidents and Prime Ministers of Israel during it's first 30 years of existence, were convicted or suspected terrorists under the UK Mandate in Palestine. Sooner or later you solve conflict by dialogue.

Let Newcastle have him. £100k on their wage bill and one less slot in their squad for a player who might actually improve them.

Unless Chelsea have a call-back clause in the current loan agreement, surely he is ours until the end of the season regardless of anybody else that might submit a bid ?

Corbyn laying a wreath at a memorial to the victims of an Israeli airstrike in 1985.

Liar, liar, pants on fire: Bojo has stated that it was 'complete nonsense' when people said he had intervened to permit the evacuation of the NOWZAD charity's animals. Written evidence submitted to a Parliamentary committee includes the following email between Foreign Office officials; Hi [name redacted], We spoke – thank you for your time. [animal charity – name redacted] are a [details redacted] animal charity operating in Kabul and seeking to evacuation their [details redacted] members of staff (no animals). Equivalent charity Nowzad, run by an ex-Royal Marine, has received a lot of publicity and the PM has just authorised their staff and animals to be evacuated, [animal charity – name redacted] are hoping to be treated in the same capacity (granted LOTR). The [animal charity – name redacted] staff can all be guaranteed employment in the UK by [details redacted].

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