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But I thought you couldn't tell if someone was Jewish just by looking at them.

Dragon

One of the programmers I used to work with left a deliberate bug in one program so that he would be paid overtime to fix it when it failed after going "live".

Clearing the ground for Donnie's resort and casinos.

I apologise, she actually said that Afghan men have a lower regard for raping women than white British men.

Farage has stated, as a fact, that "sex offenders and rapists" are included in the people permitted to come to the UK after the MoD data leak. When asked on Times Radio about where the evidence for this claim is, Sarah Pochin MP said it was obvious because Afghan men hold women in lower regard than white British men.

Altruism is dead.

Yet. They could all go in the last 2 days of the window.

Pointless old tart.

She started off Conservative, got a bit too Liberal, and ended up in Labour.

Having flowered after only 3 months, the passion flowers are thriving a year after planting;

Reading through the last couple of days' posts you would think this was a primary school playground with kids taunting each other with pointless, repetative jibes. There are children being blown to bits whilst queueing for food, FFS.

Queueing in their dressing gowns and slippers at the cashpoint on benefit payment day.

The voting age is to be lowered to 16 by the next General Election.

Obstruct

The one that won't melt if she gets too close to a heat source. I know that lip enhancement is sometimes referred to as 'trout pout', but I think I'd prefer to kiss a fish.

It has been reported that Trump is keeping the trophy, and Chelsea are getting a replica. At the presentation, lip readers have said that Cole Palmer, stood behind Trump, asked "What is he doing here ?", and Reece James asked Trump "Are you going?".

A man driving along an Interstate highway is pulled over by a State trooper. "Sir, were you aware that your wife fell out of your car 5 miles back ?" "Oh thank goodness. I thought I was going deaf".

I'm looking forward to stage 16; 134 flat kilometres before a finish up Mont Ventoux.

26:9. So far today has seen 48 runs and 13 wickets. EDIT: 27 all out, Starc 6:9.

West Indies second innings against Australia, 0:3 after 1 over. EDIT; now 4 down, Starc has 4:0 in 13 balls. EDIT2: now 7:5 and Starc has 5:2 in 15 balls ( the 2 runs were an edge through the slips that didn't quite carry ).

It's real, but apparently 10 years old.

Tangerines