GarrettIvo

Credit to those Mackems fans still hanging about. That's tough.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Own goal I reckon. I think Long has been quite good again. Desperately needs a goal or two though. Davis also sublime.

Tap in. Easy as you like.

To be fair Sunderland have looked sharp so far. Unlucky to be down by two already. Meh.

Steven Davis. All class.

"We don't make party when we win, we don't make **** when we lose." Bit long for a tattoo that.

2nd best all game really. It happens. Still undefeated on Saturdays though!

This ****ing site. People don't see a player in a bloody video and automatically think the worst. Pathetic.

As a Saints fan in Australia am I allowed to say I hope not? Of course he deserves it, and he should be, but I don't want anything to distract him from his performance at club level. Hodgson will only ruin him one way or another anyway.

Both methods work for Arjen Robben well enough.

Absolutely zero chance of this. Less than zero.

And I answer: yes, and of course yes.

Yep. All class that.

I got a 4XL, which fits quite well around the middle. A little loose how I like it. But it's a bit ling on the sleeves and very long at the hem. Could have gotten away with the 3XL for sure. But as I only plan to wear it for game watching I'm not that fussed. I did get a training shirt in the 3XL and it's perfect.

It's funny. I can go to a little shop not far from me in Perth and buy (probably non-approved) club trinkets for the big clubs. But they also have stuff badged with Sunderland, Palace and a few other smaller clubs. No Saints though.

Oh as you should be Sir!! Clearly you were instrumental in getting the direction and ambition of our club back on track. Really we should now be looking to install a statue of your likeness outside St Mary's as soon as possible. In fact I'm already planning to strike the inaugural "Saintsweb Annual Award for Outstanding Selflessness and Bravery in the face of Overwhelming Cluelessness" in your honour. Do tell me where to have it posted.

#itshappenedbutitsnotatallwhatyouvaguelyalludedtoo

Shirt arrived this morning. Two weeks from ordering to Perth, which isn't too shabby really. 4XL, actually fits rather nicely although I know I am not that fat. Yet. A bit long, but that just means when I no longer need it the missus can wear it as a nightie, which combines two of my favourite things.

Just seen the pics of Alderweireld. Bloody hell! If nothing else we've cemented our position as the best looking team in the league surely.

Forgotten about the hashtag. I guess now that it HAS happened, that lot can come back and tell us exactly how what transpired is different to what was expected. And why. Bet they don't though.

Ah well there ya go. I had no idea. Not following Hull closely enough clearly.

Yes but there are a few of those types about the place aren't there? No doubt they'll continue to defend their position in hindsight, because they were only going on the information they had at the time. Of course it's so easy to judge now they'll say.

I'm still a fan of Gaston, but this deal maybe works for all in a sense. And he'll get a few EL games thrown in I presume? Not sure of the rules when it comes to European competition. Maybe he'll light up that League and we'll get a big money offer for him. #wishfulthinking

Hey look! It's Les! Clearly failing to sell the vision of the club and all that.