Goatboy

Are you the ginger one Mike?

Fair enough PP. I apologise for my unnecessary contraction. I should have said: You really are a f*cking hideous scrotum.

I wasn't offering. Merely trying to establish the going rate for injuring various parts of Saint_clark. Never know when things like that may come in handy. Maybe £100k per centimetre was a bit generous anyway.

£20k per nut? Can you give us a menu and rough prices?

£250K to chop your knob off?

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/42644787/ns/health-aging/t/sarcastic-or-serious-missing-subtle-cues-may-signal-dementia/

You really are a f*cking hideous scrote.

What a load of utter tosh. Grow up.

As long as he doesn't hunt you down like a dog eh?

Awful service today and the Facebook page is an absolute joke. I know Willow is away but it's really not a patch on last season's service:(

Woah! What happened to Granite_City_Saint??

'Who's' surely?

Don't let him annoy you Ohio. He is obviously a little 'challenged'.

Gary Neville.

If you let me know his address I'll pop round and dump my peelings in his paper bin.

"Around 47%"

Pretty close run thing if you're Kurdish.

Whoosh!

Hi Andy, just out of interest, do you work for the club or should we be notifying the authorities?

But I thought the waxing moon was a good omen when Stek signed? And I'm sure that I saw 2 magpies that morning, just before the seagull shat on me and I stepped in a dog turd.

We'd look a while lot better if we spent £15 million on Jordan Rhodes eh?

Granite work tops:thumbup: Best money you'll spend.