Morse

If fail to win then Russ Martin should be sacked before he gets back to the changing room. (And Rasmus Ankerson should be given a wedgy before being banned for life from SMS)

A new manager picking the right players to play in the right positions, and getting the ball forward quicker, might be enough to see us scrape 17th place. But until we sort out our laughable recruitment department, no manager is going to flourish at SMS.

The only question the board needs to ask itself is whether to sack RM now or after the Arsenal game. And the only question Dragan needs to ask himself is whether he wants Rasmus and co involved in recruiting the replacement.

RM is clearly out of his depth and needs to be replaced. However, when a team is as poor as us it's rarely down to the manager alone. Our recruitment has been atrocious this season and last.

I'm Lucy Pinder and so's my wife!

Russ is not going to learn and incapable of change. I'd give him 2 more games and if we're still on 0 points sack him.

.It's so easy for the opposition every week. They know what we're going to do, play out from the back. All thyy have to do is push up, put pressure on and wait for the inevitable mistake. No need to be cautious we're never going to knock it long over their heads.

It's so easy for the opposition every week. They know what we're going to do, play out from the back. All thyy have to do is push up, put pressure on and wait for the inevitable mistake. No need to be cautious we're never going to knock it long over their heads.

Arse.

No

There is not a snowballs chance in hell of us staying up. Russball will be ruthlessly battered in the Prem.

He simultaneously exists and doesn't exist. You've heard of Schrodinger's Cat, well he's the footballing version.

Is there a foolproof way of getting 'Freed from Desire' out of my brain? I loved it all at the time but I've got to move on with my life now!

Strangely for me I was not at all nervous about Leeds equalising. Once we scored I felt that was it, didn't fuss me one bit with all the injury time. Maybe I was more pissed than I realised?

Ffs! cock-wobbling loser.

0-0 aet. Saints win 5-4 on pens. Fact.

I hope it works out.

Leeds buying our tickets? Utter bollox probably promoted by skates.

Id be upset about us wearing our third kit if our home kit was proper Red and White stripes, but the current half red/half pink kit is shite. That said, this is all about the club wanting to shift black kits and nothing to do with regulations.

This is as close to a dead rubber as you can get. The idea that Huddersfield the second worst team in the league and already relegated and on the beach, are going to beat Ipswich on their own patch with the premiership in touching distance is for the birds. Elland Road will have an atmosphere as flat as a witches tit, which despite what they like to tell you, often does.

Sack regardless

Feel for all those that bought a ticket at £47 before the hope of auto-promo disappeared. I hope and trust should we play Leeds next season we will charge their fans £47 a go.

When we bought him from Bordeaux they were very, very close to going bust. He was one of their assets they hoped to sell to stave off bankruptcy. But rather than pay a price good for SFC we paid a good price for Bordeaux €10m, the sort of generous price you would pay in a sellers market which it clearly wasn't. Their board at the time said as such thanking the officials from Southampton for paying a realistic fee and not taking advantage of their situation. !!! This was before SR took over but clearly we were mugs then too. NB: Mara mum is a well know TV host on french national telly.

What I would love on Saturday, just once, is McCarthy to bounce the ball a few times in front of him, then leather it right down the middle of the pitch to the edge of their box. Just for old times sake. After that we can go back to passing it back and forth in our own half racking up the possession stats.

How the fuck can you have 66% possession, no shots on target and lose 5-0. Russel Martin is clueless.