sadoldgit

Cork is long gone so why keep harping on about him?

Logged on to sports mania earlier and picked up malware....argh!

Clasie and Bertrand to come plus a new centre half, but some have already written off the season. Bizarre

Even by your standards this is appalling.

Sh@g your wife's sister, that ought to do it.

Koeman out!

Lets hope they play it in the air a lot then!!!!!

Man goes into a pet shop. "I'd like a wasp please." "Sorry mate, we don't sell wasps." "That's odd," says the man, "you had one in the window yesterday."

As in Lady Remoulade???

Exactly! It is better after a few pints though.

His WAG has not seen Chelsea's physio I take it!

All sorted now thanks Whitey. It wasn't a scam afterall but you can never be too careful!

Did I hear that he is on £75k a week at QPR?

scotland

Not just numbers...

It doesn't alter the fact that they are highly unlikely to pay more for Mane than they were prepared to pay for Pedro.

Ronald has stated clearly that Mane is a big part of our plans and I really don't think he will take any sh*t. If Mane throws his toys out of the pram so be it but nothing has happened yet and there is no point in getting worked up about it unless something does happen.

Hi Whitey, I have verified my account details but will do so again. No change to credit card recently.

He can request all he likes. He is under contract and the club have stated firmly they are not selling him. Best thing he can do is to listen to the coaches and improve his game. His big move will come eventually but at least with us he will play every week, and hopefully get better.

He is still raw and developing. I expect that he will get better.

That is the punchline...the point is that it has taken the snail three months to get back to the pub!

Looks good but I might be inclined to start with JRod and give Mane a bit of a rest.

When I try to download a new app when I press Get I get a screen asking for my Apple ID password. I am then asked via a Verification Required screen to insert my credit card security code number. I have a feeling this is a scam. Is it and if so how do I get rid of that screen? Cheers

Noooooo don't do it. People will think you are a looney!

Spending big is no guarantee of success as the Osvaldo and Ramirez debacles have shown. It is not how much you spend, it is who you spend it on.