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Maybe its time to make our own deadline day up as fu.ck all is happening. Saints are talking to Jonathan Mitchell who is the Derby keeper. Mark Hughes has said that Forster, Gunn, McCarthey and Jack Rose need some competition for the number one spot.

Which probably means Mcqueen will go out on loan/sell if we get the Valencia right back in.

I'm sure the club is interested in Welbeck and If no other team is interested in him then we might have a chance. I think the biggest problem is our wage bill is overloaded and the likes of Forster will not fu.ck off and take a pay cut and that blame does not lay with Hughes but the knobs who offered a pathetic long contract.

Found another spot! If anyone knows Super Kelv can they tell him I meant no harm when he chased me off the site. Had eyes like a bloody hawk unlike Forster who almost leant up against me.

In training today Forster was not involved in any first team drills while Harrison Reed was not training with the squad either. At the end of training all the players stayed on for extra drills plus a free kick competition. Taggert was sat down in the corner with his boots off talking on his phone. Staying on after the free kick competition was Gallagher who was with Kelv and some other coach practicing bouncing off a defender and creating space for the cross which Mcqueen was whipping in. This went on for 20 minutes and I would be staggered if they were looking at loaning out Gallagher. Most certainly I would say Reed was on his way as he was fit because he was firing in a few shots with Mcqueen at the end. Missing training today was JWP and Romeu while Hughes left half way through but I've read it's a managers meeting from someone on here. The most impressive person in training today was Lemina as he was buzzing with the ball and very much part of the fun too. Another strange thing was they changed the teams around three times and Westergaard was always marking Austin who never really did anything.

Training going on while Targett is sat on his mobile in a quiet corner. Mmm plus Hughes disappeared half way through the session while the coaching staff are taking it.

No Romeu training either.

Well he is training at Staplewood so I doubt it.

And Forster.

No sign of JWP at training this morning.

He’s not here yet but once he does you will know first

Reckon you could get a packet of KP nuts and a beer for him now.

The black box goals button must be f.ucked.

You can can see clearly he has a tummy problem plus is not happy!

It’s nice to have a manager that coaches players to another level. Gone are the Koeman and Pottychino days.

Agree it’s very doubtful but if we said it’s just 40k a week if you sell Forster then it’s doable.

Only way I think something will happen is if a club offers us silly money for either Lemina or Cedric. Obviously depends on us getting a replacement in quickly. Still think Reed will go out on loan.

Very true and we’ve stopped playing the youngster again.

Unless we sell a few more hot dogs and burgers this season?

Ha ha love it. Basically Saints one day will have nobody left that any premiership team would want to buy.

Got to the stage now that I know our bloated squad will struggle as a unit. Much rather see the likes of Sims, Heskett, McQueen and Targett play every week and give 100% over the likes of Austin, Lemina, Soares and Redmond. Our current team has at least 10 poor to average players that should just **** off.

It’s a poor tummy he is suffering with.

Would you leave if you was training 4 times a week and earning just under a 100k a week?

Lets not get tonked first game of the season, keep it tight until the 70th minute and then see if the game is there to be won. A boring and defensive line up with the occasionally break to hopefully catch them off guard. McCarthy Taggart LB Bertrand RB Vestergaard Stephens Yoshida Romeu (sits in front of the back five) Lemina HOJ Armstrong Gabby 1-5-1-3-1 formation

And this is spot on. A massive squad of average players which are stopping the likes of Simms and Hesketh from getting games.