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because he is you ziggee and you are stupid enough to try a get him a move by pretending to be a saints fan. try hiding your tracks by posting on other threads. If you aren't his agent then you are a member of his PR team.

That wouldn't matter as he would still get picked for England.

Sorry, had to be done

Yeh, but has he signed yet?

The thing is are they brave enough to put up with the flack caused as refs get enough second guessing in the press as it is. .....including us and our MOTD aided views.

And don't forget that Frasers wrists are stronger than Hart's. This is due to the fact that Joe has had his damaged by washing his hair too much and regularly spunking onto oodles of cash.

4th August for me.

Yep. Old Speccy couldn't remember the words and his 'friends' were so proud of the song, they hid their faces. For shame.

This would be great at Liverpool, as it would get the smell of Klopps arse out of Adam Lallanas nose.

I agree that consistancy is what is required. They are professionals and should act in a likewise manner, and the PL/FA should make sure that those that don't get the ultimate sanction. After all, they can call the ref an F-ing C, and get nothing, yet take off your shirt twice and you are off the pitch. It'll clean up the game at grass roots as the kids will continue to emulate their heroes and hopefully it'll be another good thing. When I played rugby i remember arguing with the ref in a county cup game and not stopping and him moving the play back by 10 yards until we were on the verge of conceding a penalty try. My team mates made sure I didn't argue like that again, and it 'leanrt me'.

Yep, sorry. Casts a whole new light on the subject. Appreciate the correction.

Weston how are things with you now? Better I hope.

If it is still on the statute books I would like to see it used more often. If not it should be introduced. Lineker quoted that we'll have a few 9 vs 10 games for a while. certainly make it interesting.

Plans designed to reduce "intolerable behaviour" by players and managers in English football have been announced. It seems that more yellows and reds will be issued to combat unacceptable behaviours towards the Ref and assistants from this season. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36844570 I think this is a good idea and, if they are serious, look to implement it correctly and harshley for the first few games, and a follow up with a warning that post incidents will also be looked at. That will stop all of the floudering around the ref, holding up cards, and badgering that 'some' do. Whats your thoughts, friends?

Micky and Pluto having a conversation. Just wondering where Goofy is this morning. I need to sit down I'm having Disney spells. Seriously though I hope they do have one, I did enjoy last years.

Yeh, and the bigger teams trade those places in the pick for other things, such as players etc. The problem will always be down to money and status, which playing for a big clubs gives you, (why you just needed to be English and play for a top 4 club to be picked for the England team until recently.) And don't forget the 10%ers, the agents. They only get their payday when the player leaves the club, so they encourage this. Look at Koeman, first agent tells him to stay at Sooshampoton, but second agent gets first one out of the way and pushes for the Everton move. Removing them, or banning bonuses would go greatly to stopping this.

Ah,oui. mon crayon est grand et rouge

Colour me happy. Good to see one of the backbone of the team sign post Koeman. A good fathers day present to us all.

I was waiting for this to turn up. It's just a bit of click bait based on his interview ahead of the Sweden game with some....well a lot of embellishments. I was going to do one of my legendary satirical posts on it but haven't had time. pay of no mind.

No, before he went on holiday he defected to the Sun for 6 million, alledgedly

For me, Mum had cancer, Wife had cancer so no brianer: http://www.macmillan.org.uk

I can see he'll probably have some success with his column. I can see he'll sell a lot of decent column inches in the mirror and just as they develop the column into a world beating inside to football.........he'll join the sun.

Nah

Isn't that option z)?

Perhaps we should have a Poll. Reason why Ronald Koeman hasn't signed the Everton contract a) He's staying at saints b) He's holding out for the Holland job c) He's holding out for Everton to agree that his brother can come with him d) He wants more money e) He's hoping Barca comes in with a swooping offer f) It's all a dream and we will wake up in the shower g) The corpse of Jeremy Beedle whips off his Erwin masks and says we are all Game For A Laugh h) It's holiday time and there is planty of time to sign over the summer,autumn,winter,spring i) He just wants his 7 million so he can roll about in it, with some stuck in his ears on fire, until he signs on the dotted line. j) He'll only sign when Rudi Skácel has k) He'll only sign for Everton as long as their Millionaire moves them to the South Coast as it's too cold up north l) He wont sign until they give him his war chest........in an actual war chest........and in dubloons. m) He's a little bit worried that the MIrror poll about him being a success has the 'NO' vote at 50 % n) He wants an assurence that if he stays, he's allowed to call John Stone, Joss Stoned. o) Ronald wants to know why Farhad Moshiri isn't Sheik Farhad Moshiri before he signs p) Ronald is afraid that he may confuse Farhad Moshiri with Eric Morcombe q) After smoking a bad Jamaican Woodbine on holiday, he has had a bad trip where he thinks he has signed for a team of Chewy Confectionary r) He thought he was going to be manager of the other team from Liverpool s) Based on his experience of Jurgan Klopp, he is afraid that spontanous, orgasmic movements on the touchline is an expectation of Liverpudlian football t) He is still upset at Bill Kenwright refering to his brother as Erwin Rommel u) He knows they have a long and proud history, but can't understand why they are called the toffees and not the Mints v) He would like to sign but his last agent, that Guido mother****er, stole his only pen w) He would like to sign, but first wants to know who this 'Whack' character is. x) He would sign but wants assurences he wont be refered to as some dodgy amaerican cutlery manufacturer from the seventies, i.e. Ronko y) He wont sign until the individual that removed the wheels from his Daimler gives them back. And finally, z) He wont sign as he is an honerable man of his word, who said he would see out his contract at Southampton and intends to do just that, and this is all his new agents doing and a lot of speculation in the media.