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I might give them a go this season

Thanks for that. It have me at chance to vote on 8 he would stay at QPR and be eight for a change. It is unfortunate that players do get injured but your example is from one data range. from that we could also assume QPR were not training him correctly or they were relying on him too much causing him to take silly risks or he was targeted by opposition defenders . FF was injured last season and so was Mane and Pelle and we suffered slightly. Pelle injury gave Shlong an opportunity to shine so no issue and showed we didn't really miss him too much. What it does show is a scoring rate of 10 in 16 which is a pretty good return.

Who is this Ponchito anyway? Wasn't he one of the Magnificent 7? CHDAJFU? Does anyone remember if I predicted our finishing position last season, as I would like to edit it and resurect it to look cool, hip and down with the ITK guys.

because he is you ziggee and you are stupid enough to try a get him a move by pretending to be a saints fan. try hiding your tracks by posting on other threads. If you aren't his agent then you are a member of his PR team.

That wouldn't matter as he would still get picked for England.

Sorry, had to be done

Yeh, but has he signed yet?

The thing is are they brave enough to put up with the flack caused as refs get enough second guessing in the press as it is. .....including us and our MOTD aided views.

And don't forget that Frasers wrists are stronger than Hart's. This is due to the fact that Joe has had his damaged by washing his hair too much and regularly spunking onto oodles of cash.

4th August for me.

Yep. Old Speccy couldn't remember the words and his 'friends' were so proud of the song, they hid their faces. For shame.

This would be great at Liverpool, as it would get the smell of Klopps arse out of Adam Lallanas nose.

I agree that consistancy is what is required. They are professionals and should act in a likewise manner, and the PL/FA should make sure that those that don't get the ultimate sanction. After all, they can call the ref an F-ing C, and get nothing, yet take off your shirt twice and you are off the pitch. It'll clean up the game at grass roots as the kids will continue to emulate their heroes and hopefully it'll be another good thing. When I played rugby i remember arguing with the ref in a county cup game and not stopping and him moving the play back by 10 yards until we were on the verge of conceding a penalty try. My team mates made sure I didn't argue like that again, and it 'leanrt me'.

Yep, sorry. Casts a whole new light on the subject. Appreciate the correction.

Weston how are things with you now? Better I hope.

If it is still on the statute books I would like to see it used more often. If not it should be introduced. Lineker quoted that we'll have a few 9 vs 10 games for a while. certainly make it interesting.

Plans designed to reduce "intolerable behaviour" by players and managers in English football have been announced. It seems that more yellows and reds will be issued to combat unacceptable behaviours towards the Ref and assistants from this season. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36844570 I think this is a good idea and, if they are serious, look to implement it correctly and harshley for the first few games, and a follow up with a warning that post incidents will also be looked at. That will stop all of the floudering around the ref, holding up cards, and badgering that 'some' do. Whats your thoughts, friends?

Micky and Pluto having a conversation. Just wondering where Goofy is this morning. I need to sit down I'm having Disney spells. Seriously though I hope they do have one, I did enjoy last years.

Yeh, and the bigger teams trade those places in the pick for other things, such as players etc. The problem will always be down to money and status, which playing for a big clubs gives you, (why you just needed to be English and play for a top 4 club to be picked for the England team until recently.) And don't forget the 10%ers, the agents. They only get their payday when the player leaves the club, so they encourage this. Look at Koeman, first agent tells him to stay at Sooshampoton, but second agent gets first one out of the way and pushes for the Everton move. Removing them, or banning bonuses would go greatly to stopping this.

Ah,oui. mon crayon est grand et rouge

Colour me happy. Good to see one of the backbone of the team sign post Koeman. A good fathers day present to us all.

I was waiting for this to turn up. It's just a bit of click bait based on his interview ahead of the Sweden game with some....well a lot of embellishments. I was going to do one of my legendary satirical posts on it but haven't had time. pay of no mind.

No, before he went on holiday he defected to the Sun for 6 million, alledgedly

For me, Mum had cancer, Wife had cancer so no brianer: http://www.macmillan.org.uk

I can see he'll probably have some success with his column. I can see he'll sell a lot of decent column inches in the mirror and just as they develop the column into a world beating inside to football.........he'll join the sun.