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I have done it three times, I have done three rapes, three assaults, a theft by finding, a shop lifting and a fraud. Mostly a couple of days and one collapsed on day three. A lot of waiting around and being sent home, and even when sitting as soon as you hear the words, 'Point of Law' you're out and back, and out and back. As mentioned above, sometimes it is difficult to get 12 people to agree, but sometimes it's a bang-to-rights 'guilty' and sometimes a straight forward 'not guilty'. It can be a lot of pressure as this is someone's life you are dealing with, but don't be afraid to ask a question if you don't undersatnd anyhting. And take soem form of portable entertainment, as you will spend a lot of time hanging around.

Done and done.

I've just had a look at the Echo site, and the headline is ' Criticism for Saints over tickets for visually impaired fans.' It's only just been anounced, when did anyone get a chance to critisise? They must have just rung any old contact, (John Cunningham, a voluntary worker with the charity Open Sight) just for a quote, and even he isn't too critical. And does John Cunningham speak for Open Sight? Just another chance for the Echo to have a go. I personally would like to think we could give them something back in the form of a reduced ticket, after all they do get a concession on the TV licence and at the Cinema, (i don't know if this is nationally, but i do know of some that do with 'verbal discriptions' on). But the questions shouldn't be that Saints should do it when others arn't it should be a requirement of the Premier League that forces all teams to do it.

My Go Now. Norwich can't afford it...... Holt ......blah blah blah No Manager....rubarb rubarb Transfer fee.......do-be-do Laugh out loud..........hmm hmm hmm Source.........dedededed

Right, listen here friend, you're just one of these people who don't even bother to really read what it's all about, just jump in at the bottom post and read from there. Who the fu{k is going on about people being great saints fans? The point I'm trying to make is that WHY when your team is not in the top flight SUPPORT SOMEONE ELSE WHO IS? isn't part of football about enjoying the team you've got a personal attachment to succeeding, and feeling low when they fail, but having a hope in your heart that things will get better? It's about loyalty, it's about making a choice and sticking to it, it's about being proud to stand tall and say I support team 'X' no matter what league they are in? If you want to start following Saints, fine, but not because they are a premiership team, but because you follow saints. And don't take that loyalty away to someone else if we get relegated, just so you can support a team in the premiership? What next, 'I support England, but if they get knocked out, i've always been a spain/brazil/germany fan.' These people have no loyalty and that annoys me. They change allegiences at the drop of a hat. I personnaly don't like that. And it's not just them starting to support again, it's the re-writing of history when they tell you they were always a saints fan. If she ever gets her ugly Millbrook face on TV again, I'll bet Fiona Phillips is a Saints fan again. She became a Chelsea fan when we got relegated, and always was a Chelsea fan, as it was 'unfashionable' in TV Land to support a second division team, and it's this that pees me off. I don't mind people becoming involved again, I don't mind people choosing to support again, I don't mind if people never went to games and are going to them now. I don't even mind people who have become enamoured with Saints and feel the urge to change allegiences , ( hypocritical I know) because we are a plucky little club, but are happy to let people know they have changed. One of the actual Saints fans I work with used to be a Liverpool fan, but changed due to enjoying watching Matty Le Tiss and the constant 'will we wont we be relegated', the genuine fans and being local to the Dell/SMS. It's the 'I've Always been a Reading/Saints/WHU fan I have since I were a kid........(Oh wait a Minute they've been relegated)..........Yes, I ve supported Chelsea for over twenty years man and boy why I remeber when I went to see Chel.........oh been promoted....... Yes went to see Reading/Saints/WHU when they played Man Utd ............oh relegated again..........Yes Arsenal beat them that day, I'll tell you.........Wait I'm a Chelsea fan............Yes great team Chelsea, the greatest............Man City are better............Man City, the greatest team in the land, better than the rest............Chelsea beat B-Munich.........Chelsea, Chelsea,Che;lase, Chelding, REading, Aresnal Ham, Southampton Utd... err, Let me look at the paper and come back to you'. There, that's my rant over. Like they say in Exams, please read the Post before Answering.

Yes, the feller I'm talking about really ****ed me off, as we as a company have Reading Season Tickets and this feller had them when Saints Played them when we were on the decline, even though he was a Chelsea supporter, had a Chelsea season ticket and only wanted them for his daughters birthday as he couldn't take her to Stamford Bridge. The others were all chelsea/Manure/Arse, and the WHU were Arse supporters. It just annoys me really, especially on a personal level as I can't understand how you can change allegiences like that and get all excited about a team that you just choose because they are better than you local team.

Just thought about this as I attended a big meeting today. Around the table just after the meeting we were ribbing my boss, who looks like Sam Allerdice, (because I put a picture of Big Sam on a poster instaed of my boss and no body noticed) and one of my collegues was harping on about how Reading were going to succeed this year, and for a joke I said, 'I've known Steve for a long time, since he last supported Reading, and through the Chelsea years'. One of the younger lads said that 'Saints just need a few player for us to stay up, don't we!' Refering to me. And talking around the table got me thinking. 2 years ago the company had: 1 Reading Fan 2 WHU Fans 1 Saints Fan, (Me) In monthly meeting. Now we have: 8 Reading Fans 12 WHU Fans 5 Saints Fans In th monthly meeting. Changes in personel? 1 in, (a Rugby Fan) 2 out, (An Arsenal fan and a Chelsea fan) Wow, what difference a Season makes. And don't get me started on the 'Saints have always been my second team' malarky. But as a footnote, as I told all my collegues, we must feel sorry for Steve. After the additional costs of a new Reading Shirt, the taking back of the Chelsea Shirt and changing it for a Man City shirt, only to have to change it back to the Chelsea Shirt, and having to buy two tickets for the Reading V Chelsea match and having to choose who he supports in which half, and if he has to change seats if One of them score, only to have to change back if the other equalises!!!. Apparently he thinks I'm a co ck. But as I told him, I may be, but I've always just been a Saints fan.

The Southampton Way is quite simple: He pulls a knife, you pull a gun He sends one of yours to the Hospital, you send one of his to the Morgue, He sends flowers, you send candy, He gets Sky+, You get Sky+ HD. Now THATS the Southampton Way.

Right, it's my turn now. Football is entertainment, it's a luxury not a way of live nor a necessity. I enjoy games and I also enjoy the cinema, If I can't afford to go to the game, I watch the highlights on TV and listen to the radio, which Haveing to work away, I have learnt to enjoy. When I couldn't afford to go to the cinema, I rented a video/DVD and bought popcorn from Asda. We are also back in the Premiership, we arn't the most expensive, nor are we the cheapest, but as costs go up, so does the need to increase revenue. We could always drop our prices to L1 level, and look to sell our best players and go back to L1, then you'll be able to go again. Or we could try and play on a level playing field with everyone else, but still be solvent so we don't go bust again. Marcus was a god send, and we were lucky, I don't see another Marcus anywhere else, so we need to ensure we don't **** up again financially. The money needs to come from somewhere, and I don't think we should ask the Liebherrs to finanace us solely without proving we are financiually stable. We COULD ask them to buy all of us a season ticket, then 33,0000 of us could go for free. But what about the half time drink? They could pay that. And the running costs, the wage bill, the overheads, the police, you gte the idea. And how long before we're sold? Don't get me wrong, I do sympathise, as sometimes it is 120 minutes that I get to spend with my daughter where I can be totally anonymous, without any one wanting something from me,( apart from a pie and hot chocolate at half time for my little one) and i don't have to sort out someones problems, or worry about the state of the world. My daughter enjoys it as it's 120 minutes she can spend with me as she don't see much of me in the week, and she can get me all to herself and, unlike other public places, people are so nice and friendly to her there she feels. But with the additional spend I don't think I can maintain the attendance we had over the years. So, in conclusion: - I feel your pain, but what can we do, that's economics - Everyone else is doing it in the league, and we need to too - SMS comes into my budget after feeding my family, putting a roof over their heads, clothing them, ensuring they are safe, and they will be looked after if anything happens to me, but before the cinema, sky TV, computer games, new mobile phones, trips to adveture parks, holidays and that nice smoke glass coffee table in Ikea. - There are other ways to follow the team

Do you think when we win the champions league, John Terry will come on and celebrate with us, just like he did recently when he did nothing to secure the win?

Voted, just for you.

Hey, I didn't make the team, but at least I wasn't released. I'm a Journeyman, (looks proudly off screen with my chisled good looks, twinkle in my eye, chin held high.)

I'm reserving judgement for the beginning of the season.

I'm just wondering........Do the Football league chuck in the eggs too, or do you have to buy your own?

Damn. I wanted Blackpool. Bloody Allardice and stuck ups. Discuss I suppose

I totally agree. Have we got another manager who's first act is to get the team sheets from Manure, Man City, Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea, filter out all the non-english players, and then put them in around rooney, terry, gerrard etc, then look at other players in the prem. And they throw in Green as WHU are a Premiership team really. It'll be Matt Le Tiss all over again, especially for Adam Lallana.

We should concentrate on the Japanese link with Tandanari Lee. More option for us to make more of an impact as some comments indicate an increased japanese interest from their media since he arrived here. Perhaps we could do the old FM trick of asking him if he could recommend another player to increase this, plus the tours of Japan. Perhaps increase it with getting saints a sponsorship deal. I remember on my old Madness video of them being shown advertising the Honda City in Japan and I remember Chris Forman mentioning in an interview afterwards (on Radio with Jo Whiley I think) they did it to gain 'Brand Recognition' in Japan. Perhaps Saints could sell stuff for Mizumo.

Isn't anywhere, except The IOW and coastal towns all North to us? And i'm talking spiritual home, here, not where you actually live.

Yeh, and me. Did they bring back any cheese or clogs?

Nicola decides to Supersize the whole 'horses head in the bed' phenonima in preparation for the Premiership. In a statement he said;' Ifa dem Bastarges starta fargin with me, Rhino's where they live!'

In following in the Sky enforced, American Footballesq, Rugby League, naming convention................Southampton football club to be known as the 'Southampton Saint Rhino Hot Air Balloon Football club and bar.'

Saints employees in 'Spit Roasting/Beastiality' controversy

Well, as it's sea dredged aggregates, i can't see them wanting to relocate in land, and where else can they get what they have here? Hansons and Tarmac are even considering EXPANDING on the site of the old TV station.

Due to my relations in poopey, and my wife having caker relations, I am my own second cousins third cousin, twice removeds, uncle.

So, Based on the fact that we are now a premiership team again, what a-z list celebrities do you think will come out of the woodwork who 'have always supported Southampton, especially during the wilderness years.' Like Celebrity Chelsea fan Fiona Phillips.