Secret Site Agent

I have just appealed against CP Plus for being parked in Cherwell Services for 9 hours when I visited there on my way to Birmingham and on my way home. In between I gave a presentation and won an Environmental Award and could have 250 eye witness statements to prove I wasn't parked there. I have appealed and am awaiting their answer, (only sent it on Monday). I beleive they are cowboy ****s trying to rip us off. Just to give you all another update. As they wanted a break down of costs, I issued an invoice for preparation of information refuting their invoice and billed them for £207.00, for which I included the costs of preparing a break down. Last Monday at 9.07 am I recieved a letter from them refusing to pay and stating that they do not have to meet an invoiced claim as it is down to me and at my expense to refute the claim. At 12.22 pm I issued a letter to them telling them I was issuing legal action against them for non-payment. Yesterday I filled in a form N1 for the small claims court and sent them a copy asking for payment in full plus additional costs. Watch this space.

Rudi Skacel

I was listening to the groaning of the Ipswich 'taters when they scored the first one, and switched over just in time for the second to go in. So I take full responsibility. If I had kept with Dave 'What we don't want to do now, Laurence' Merrington, we would have won 5-0. Mea Culpa.

Good work, fast work too.

I'm not saying this isn't true but.................... We never find out about a deal with a player until it's done, more or less............... And we never find out how much it was for..................... So unless he signs in the next 24 hours......... Got to be sceptical.

Did anybody eles do what I did and not start viewing until halfway through, forgetting that we had gone up and would be on BEFORE the midnight change to league one?

I'm up for that. I'll be out with my power plane and some course and smooth sand-paper. Remember people, you must plane a riot WITH the grain, not against the grain.

I used to **** on my tie. Now I walk around with my tie thrown over my tie.

You know, considering NC's business nouce, and the Five year plan, and the Estate of ML, and the target to be playing champions league, we could always buy him back in a couple of years when he hasn't played a decent game, is warming the bench, and enjoyed his time here more than there. But not at 12 m + 3m. Lower than that.

We need someone like that De Ridder Feller that everyone on here was talking about recently.

Thing is that after his head has been turned I believe it would have caused him great difficulty to get back to the day to day grind of the championship. If he goes it would be best all round as I don't believe he would preform, or would end up with a nice gentleman from an opposing team giving him the 'Billy Sharp' treatment at some stage. Lets take the money and use it to progress ourselves with a few signings of people who WANT to be here. Now, if we were talking about Adam..........................

Yes but Cortese says not to share them with you, as you haven't been nice.

+1. I miss Will going mental and Jimmy's random put downs. Also Flash, bring him back

I went to my daughters to watch the Brighton game. When Connelly scored, I screamed. When Davies saved, I screamed. When Jose Fonte scored I raised the roof. And then I had to apologies to her neighbours for being so loud.

When Madness first started out, they used to have a lot of skinheads and National Front at their gigs as they assumed that the image Madness had was right wing. They were a group with a Ska/Jamaican beat background and their first record was about Prince Buster. It's wrong and dangerous to generalise.

Country and Western?

****ed of to Isle of Wight for a long weekend, kept scoring with tarts and played hard and loose the whole weekend.

I like the idea of imposing Jedi law. No courting the Sith. No Light Sabre battles after 10 pm. Anyone caught not liking someone's face will lose an arm. All droids in this area are not the droids your looking for. Taun-Tauns all smell worse inside than outside. The force must be with you, always. Admiral Akbar is to be obeys when he 'smells a trap'.

With all this stuff in Britain becoming worse and worse by the day, with these extremists trying to impose Sharia law, I propose that we all seek asylum somewhere. So let's seek asylum in Pakistan. We could build a huge church in the middle of Islamabad that dominates the skyline, set up chippys and shops on every corner, assault the locals who dare to come into "our" part of town, set up specialist shops selling pork products and non-halal meat, protest to the government that the name "Ramadan" is offensive to our religion, and ask that they make it more inclusive by changing it to "Starve Yourself Fest." ;lol;

No, it's not this. And No, It's not this. Thanks boys.

Same here, not having a go at anyone. He said there are a couple that he has always liked the look of, and he thinks both are 'back' players, possibly defenders and an attacking player, so either mid feild or strikers, or both. We are playing the 'long game' on one of them. I'm hoping he'll give me some more info later when he gets home. He's a bit nervey on a lot of this, unfortunatly, and is afraid of his job, that is why I only get a rare bit of info. Most of the time he's texts me with things that by the time I come to post have already been posted or are in the media.

Based on the info from The9 et al, my own little ITKer has just texted me to say there should be something in the press about Rickie at any minute...........from Nigel regarding Richie's injury and his status. Basically he's fine and going nowhere. And another little titbit, there are still a couple of transfer targets, but there are hundreds of people being offered to us, not at bargain basement prices. Feel free to wax lyrically.

Hahahahahahahhaha

When I was freelancing as a setting out engineer I couldn't get a job in construction as it was near Christmas, so I got a job washing up through an agency. Was treated really badly by women in the Southern Water offices canteen in West End. Stuck with it over the Christmas period and enjoyed telling the Chef, who was a quite attractive 6 ft tall but *****ie blond, that I was leaving at the end of the week on a Wednesday, and she threw a fit, saying she wouldn't sign my timesheet. Told her I didn't care as I was going from earning £7 per hour to £18 an hour. As she didn't know my back ground it shocked them a little, but glad to fu{k them over in the end. And I'm glad I stole the meat box as well as they sat down and had a christmas dinner and left me out, and I had to wash their plates so worked an extra two hours but never got paid for it.

And a better one to this, that a young engineer told me when he spent a night with a slightly older more experienced woman. 'It was like opening a window and ****ing the night.'