Secret Site Agent

A slag i think is what I am aluding too.

My nipper was out on Monday night and scored with a 'young lady of dubious morals' by saying he was Dan Harding, (he looks more like Aaron from Emmerdale) and her friend googled him on her Iphone. As the picture didn't look nothing like him he said, 'No, you stupid woman, I told you i'm Dean Hammond, not Dan Harding'. And he managed to get away with it as well. I was also taken aback at some of the pictures on HIS phone, that I could only shake my head at as I looked at them, in close minute detail, tutting under my breath, before his mother made him delete them. And he confirms the Forte story as well.

As it says on the box, what should we aim for in the Championship? Should we look to avoid relegation, and consolidate for a push the next season? Should we aim for Mid -table and once again consolidate for a push the next season to the Prem? Or Should we aim for the Top Ten, with a chance of a play off place? Or Go for the play-offs? Automatic Promotion? Or win the Thing? Should we look to buy in a few players? Or lots? Or look to buy our way back to the Premiership? My own personal preference is to add in a few lacking areas, but build on the team we have a push for a play off place. I don't want lots of new faces, as we will go from a team, to eleven individuals. i would like our purchases to be specific but good quality and, if needed, quite expensive buys. A new striker is a must, as is a new CB to play next to Fonte, and maybe a pacey RB/WB. I think the Midfield is OK, with Adam and Spiderman remaining fit as I think them being out like they were this year would cause us problems. A new winger perhaps. And we should look to move a few on as well. Over to you.

I had that one, but I remember the second half where we score 16 and win 16-2. I recall saying to catwoman and Commander Harmon Rabb, in the next seats, that..'It's nice that we gave a chance to the reserves, like Holder - Spooner, Tony Garrod, Racine, Callum McNish, Gene Hunt, Uncle Jessie, Mr Lakhani from the papershot, Shadwell my Director, and the weird kid from the Cadburies advert with the eyebrows.@ That then followed by a green Gus Poyet coming over the big screen and saying that for him and his team its was...'Time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, it's to meet the MU.... Brighton Team on the show tonight. Then I woke up. I didn't know where I was Or how I got there Or who that was next to me Or why they were dressed like a clown And why I was wearing nothing but a sailors outfit. And then I remembered. I work in Bexhill, near Brighton. With a bunch of Skate bastards.

For me it would be Hudders as they are the most deserving and we could have been in their position, so I would like to think,'There but for the grace of God..........' But this holds true for Brighton as well. I would like to see Bournemouth as the South coast plenty of derbies and local games to attend beats travelling many many miles. P'boro no way, as I don't like Fergie junior, like most. Franchise Meh.

I just watched the highlights on Iplayer, both the South Today and the Late Kick-off. I preferred the The South Today Highlights with the Solent Radio commentary. Emotional, Feeling and not flat light the Late Kickoff, and the soundtrack from the Delays. Wonderful.

I have just started a couple of new contracts after an 11 day break. One is in Bexhill with 20 Brighton supporting subbies. The other is in Bognor Regis with 11 Pompey supporting subbies. I have worked in Dagenham and Wick Road in Hackney, Near Leyton all this year. I was looking forward to getting out of this league but I'm surrounded by them. I think i'll just put 'Scummer' on my hat and have done with it. Mind you, it seems that the chant of 'Champions' at Bexhill soon disappears under the 'But you never beat us, and that is the mark of who has the best team, surley' retort.

Who are the arrogant ones? Who is the arrogant loud mouth manager? I think they have labled us wrongly and it's Brighton who are displaying all these traits.

I suggested this at his funeral thread and was shot down by so many, (you know who you are). So yes, I agree a Statue would be a good thing. Without Marcus, we would either have no team, or some tin pot owners. We could have been in the same boat as Pumpey. So lets at least identify the man who made this all a possibility for us until he went to the big boardroom in the sky.

Fantastic. Are we human, or are we dancers? Dancers today. And the final view of Marcus. I haven't been this moved in a long time.

Congratulations to the team, the backroom staff, Mr Adkins and his bus, and to everyone on here. Simple as that.

No, I have a better idea. Lets get a group of us together, put on some Brighton shirts and invade the Notts County pitch. Worth a try to get them deducted a few points? I am of course dreaming and deserve to be shot with a ball of my own ****e.

And if we get a point deduction? What fun that would be.

Yes they would, just to be spiteful. Don't forget, -10 points last season.

I'm just going to have to tell my little girl we can't go to the game as the Family area is full of others, (more deserving) supporters. I was to have been working but have oved contracts so my weekend is now free. ******.

Well, a good win today. I think we are sending a message that we want up and we aren't going to stop. I know both Plymouth and Walsall are fighting for their L1 lives at the moment but it's down to who has the biggest incentive, who has the psycological upeer hand and, when it comes down to it, we are sitting second and we seem to have no stopping the bus. We have beaten Brighton, the 'Champions' at home, and what sort of message does that send? I knew Brighton would bottle it, and the conspiracy theories will start, but we have only taken each game as it comes, and we will continue to do so. And I think Solent is wrong. They said that even if we won on Monday it doesn't guarentee we would go up? Yes it does, because that means that even if we lose against Walsall, the most Huddersfield can achieve is 89 points, and we still have a greater goal difference. Would have liked the extra two points but there you go. Championship here we come

But imagine the conspiracy theories if Hudders DO turn them over!!!!!! I think the way they have behaved would make them a big target for others next year if they do.

Happy as a sand boy today. We seem to be doing what Nige keeps saying, chipping away, not going hell-for-leather for the first goal then defending for 80 minutes. You can always rely on Lambo to score from the spot, and he assisted with the second. And José Miguel da Rocha Fonte, what can you say? Is he the highest scoring CB in the league? Our scoring forward is crocked, our scoring midfielders are crocked, so our defenders do some scoring. My nuts are chuffed.

It's got to be just a question of time? Hasn't it?

Cmon, you red Sash

Oh Yes, that's the scary thing.

My little girl, who has been going for the last three years has this habit of actually predicting not only the score, but when we need goals how much we will come back. She says she wants saints to win 3-1, so that Hartlepool can be happy and we should not be greedy. So, Mr Lambo and Co., off you go.

I think we should now give ALL other teams a guard of honour at home.

I don't think Trousers would be happy with that, though. OOOHH ERR Missus. It's all this Brighton talk leading us to include the love that dare not speak it's name.

And it looks like Nige is going to give him relief. I liked these three of Chaplow onto Angryman. It's like Chaplow's Coming, he's still coming, and oooof, He's gotcha. ht