Secret Site Agent

The thing about those posting 'ITK' info is that it can be sustained by giving out the scantest of information on a variety of subjects. By making more generic, we actually mould facts to fit the ITK info. This is how some astrologers, fortune tellers and phsycics get away with what they do. It's all reliant on the logical order of the world that your brain needs to function. You fit the information to fit the facts, (and dare I say it, some police forces around the world in the 70's and 80's used to use this to solve crimes, especially involving eye witness evidence, whilst the Intelligence agencies teach this so that you AVOID the issue.) Anyway, after the announcment we will get on Friday from SMS, you just wait and see and this will clear everything up.

They needed 4 of them to carry his wallet

I thought we didn't do this sort of thing!!!! Is it too late for Papa Weigo? My pink has never been so tickled. Fair play and good piece of business i'm thinking.

I estimate that with everyone of those in the Pompey line-up, you should be able to get at least a full set of teeth.

Or maybe he has used some encryption breaking software, downloaded from the internet, to break the security and scrutinise what we are all saying about him. And he will use the information in his insidous plan to revenge on us all with his League of evil from MOUNT DOOM .....Sturomseysaint............Davebensonphillips..........leftfield.......... wait a minute, aren't they all the same bloke? Or maybe he is here in disguise? Logged in as a new user. He is renting a loft somewhere, with a second hand computer, an internet account free for the first thrity days, some binoculars (that he paid 20p for from the Mayflower,but instead of putting them back, he kept), all dressed in camoflage gear, (or Distruptive Pattern Matterial, if you will) and a beret from the Army Surplus store in Town, (opposite the bus depot, they do a nice range in field rations). In the corner, a picture of Nick Illingsworth looking all statesman like. In the other, a picture of St. Mary's with little pins stuck in it, denoting the pincer likes moves to take over the stadium, (In the northem stand, row H. The Romans knew it, the Cathaginians Knew it, The Greeks knew it, and we do now.) From here he can secure his forces, and use this as his power base for the ultimate goal: To take over the Saintweb and force ALL posts to start with the words, 'Stu is so right in what he is saying'.

Hey, I didn't get the 'Secret' in my name because I build stuff on the quiet, you know.

I have posted about this before, the full strength of communication and disinformation. It should be remembered that the slightest hint of impropriety is sometimes enough to cause mistrust and confusion. And that is sometimes enough to set the ball rolling. Also it is a good weapon for enhancing yourself, the old 'Mr Scott' manouver. Let me demonstrate. Lets say NC, for the purposes of this demonstration, wishes to back up his claims of building a club for the future. He claims he isn't going to sell AOC. Then someone behind the scenes starts the rumour mill that he is going to Arsenal, Man City, Man Utd, Liverpool. Then he doesn't go. NC is a hero for fighting off the big boys. Even though they had no intention of making a move for a mere 17 year old, at this time. A second way is for the club to start rumours in the press that Arsenal wants him for £10 million. Arse deny all knowledge, but Man U, Man City, Liverpool, think that a shady deal is being made. They are now looking at a bidding war, if they are not careful, and have to better the deal. Nothing happens, talks break down, AOC stays, NC has beaten off the big boys again. The alternative is that AOC is happy to stay, so is all his advisers except one, spreads the rumours in the press that Arsenal wants him for £10 million. Deny all knowledge, Bidding war ensues, AOC's head is turned, offer accepted, lots of money changes hands. Or, as suggested, start the ball rolling so that he leaves and NC gets the **** for it. We have to be careful what we read in the press. There the formula is as follows: Good up-and-coming player/tin pot 1st div club with no money = must sell to club with big money to survive. (Theo) + (Arsenal) = Previous action. Therefore (AOC)/Saints = Arsenal. But Arsenal = Manure And Manure = Liverpool. Therefore (AOC)/Saints also = Manure and Scouse City. In conclusion (AOC)/Saints = Arsenal,Manure and Scouse City x Big headlines. Simple as that. The fact that AOC may not equal Eager young player kean to leave. And tin pot 1st div club with no money does not equal Saints, as Saints = 5th Richest club in the UK, doen't factor into

As an Agent and an Engineer by profession, I can catagorically state that I have nothiong to do with this.

And I have also learnt the new lyrics as well from Oh when the Sans go mashign him Oh when the Sans go mashign him I want to be insh shat numer Oh when the Sans go mashign him. Sorry, I get your point.

Also it speculates that there might of might not be a loan back. It was mentioned yesterday that IF he is sold, we would NOT get him back on loan. Lazy Journo's again, I think.

Daddies or HP?

Also, This.

It's as simple as this. If wishes were horses, beggers would ride. It's as simple as that. Althoughthis enthusisam is like a red rag to a bull to others from Bourney and Bummy, as they think we are being arrogant. Then go on to say how they are going to walk the league.

Wow, look at that. I suggested this a while ago and you all shot me down. Sorry. In future i'll just wait for the 6-0 win to suggest these thing.

Shouldn't that be 'The Saints on the bus go up the league,up the league, up the league'.

NA: Well what can i say. It's as simple as this. Our league bus is firmly on the Main carriageway now, in lane 3, after a rocky start on the hard shoulder. We have changed the driver and with a tiger in the tank, and four extra grip, full traction enhanced tyres, we are firmly heading upto the services. Everyone is all aboard at the moment, apart from a few and they know where the bus stops are. The fare is reasonable, but watch out, as there arn't many stops left. You know who you are. I may have let you get on another bus, on a different motorway, but you need to decide 'Are you on this with us, or do you want to get on a charabanc elsewhere?' You must inform you're conductor now. We are flashing our headlights at the moment as we are trying to pass the pink bus up ahead, and I see in the rear view mirror that there are some other buses and coaches coming up flashing their headlights at us. We are, at the moment flicking them the proverbial bird, whilst a few are showing the wanger sign out of the window. It's as simple as that. As for the other bus, on the M25, well, all I can say is that there are those on the main carriageway, especially in lane 2 who think they can roll over us. But this is not true. We may be indicating to turn left, but is it to change lanes, or to get off at the up coming junction? We will have to see. It's as simple as this. we know that to get this far we recently changed the bus for a mini-bus, as we were racing against another minibus, with a bigger engine. And I feel sorry for the driver who was upset with the chants of 'Luxury 15 seater with Air Conditioning and leather seats? You're having a laugh'. But that's the race. we also know we face one of those behamoth coaches with the sattelite TV, autocruise, big wheels and the toilet on board. But we know that to get this far, they had to rely on the Traffic police letting them go a liitle fast, and also the police for pulling over the bus they were racing. But that was the M60, this is the M3. It's as simple as that.

****ting yourselves? I think so. Top of the league, 3 points clear, (it was 6) game in hand, (gotta win it) and a poorer goal difference. Oh yes. Yes you are. All this ....oh, oh, we'nt not frightened, scum, scummy, 'cause you smells of pooh, and we is better because my dad says, and you are going to lose, because I say so. Sorry everyone. At work, very tired, won 6-0, lost my mind. Hey, BHA. Wont it be great next season, with 4 south coast clubs in the championship. Lets **** up the northern ****s. South Coast All The Way.

What can I say that hasn't been said. It's a simple as this. I am on the bus, and 6-0 is awsome. It's as simple as that. lol

Hate to say it, but look at Vinnie Jones. He was just a brickie and playing semi-pro until he was picked up by Wimbledon. Mind you he was in his early twenties I think, so just a little bit younger.

Yes, fair play to the Sun who, after our little tet-a-tet earlier in the season, are giving us our due for a change, and especially with regard to more positive reporting. Perhaps they are looking to the future as well, and want 'IN' at the early stage for when we are in the Champions League And Also there was no mention of RITCHIE LAMBERT or JULIE DEL PRADO, which was good.

'I said come as your hero. I've come as Batman'. 'I did. I came as a tribute to Adam Lallana.' 'But you're dresses as Steven Hawking.' 'I know. Both great dribblers.'

Indeed. It would take a super computer to check the maths, and you would need a 50 tonne crane to install it, but yes, yes we would.

Dear Dubaiphil Many thanks for you response. I now feel, deep within my soul, that I do fully understand that this is a saga that will, no doubt, run and run. Terebinthus Budda claimed that in our hearts we destroy the word, and the word can destroy the world. His tenement to the word being that it is, in itself, a self fulfilling prophesy. To claim, or disclaim that the ongoing action of addidng to the word, or the tome, is to continue to add to the non-sensical, only invited a response, as it were, which, in itself, once more adds to the on going and tedious path!!!! Now, give me a pint of what he's been drinking.

I got nothing to add. Just wanted to join in some how.