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So Chappers makes a poor takle..............Yellow card Little makes 2 bad takles in less than2 minutes...............\he's just a naughty little boy

Coyr

Penalty and gooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllll

AHHHHH. I will be starting a job in Beddingham, near Lewes soon. What a small world. I would have popped down and watched him too, and reported back.

Yeh, sorry about that The9, I was in the toilet having a C-rap. I'll speak out for you now. And I clarified that I wasn't comparing NI to Hitler, so you should clarify that you're not comparing the club to the nazi's.

Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang? Do you wanna be in my gang, Oh, yeh. : BO:

Lets be very afraid:

As much as i sympathise with NI, does it not annoy some people that although this is happening to him, it has to happen in public? Do we know of anyone else this has happened to? And if it happened to me, or anyone of you, would we get this sort of coverage?

Yeh, and I agree with trousers, although it pains me to do so. (just Kidding)

We'll perhaps if he explains why he caused a lot of distress to other Fans at the JPT debacle, then NC would explain why he and the club are being vindictive and downright mean over his season ticket. None of it bodes well, or shows them in a decent light. Reminds me a lot of when my nipper was always being Banned from the local Alldays/Co-op because the security guard didn't like him. He would just waddle out and point at him in the middle of a crowd of twenty and tell just him he was banned, although they we all as bad as each other. he even once reported him tio the local anti-social team for a stream of events that I had to go and sit in front of local police, council types and hear of his crimes on these particular days, only to get up and start to leave and when the type from the council told me about putting him in care etc. I produced evidence that he was on holiday for two of them, and away in a residential school for the remaining three. After complaining I didn't get any apology from the council or Alldays, but the police did winge that i was being unfair when I suggested the local beat copper had not acted under PACE and had been lazy in his indightments. Not that my nipper was an angel by no means, and I had to punish him several times for what he did. But I do has some sympathy for NI. But if you put your head above the parapet, expect it to be shot at. If you put yourself in the public eye, you have to make yourself as squeeky clean as possible, as someone will always look to find a way to put you down, and as we see in the press regularly these days, having dodgy expensis, or sleeping with someone not your wife, or being caught making Sexist comments, and someone will come and find out and put it into the public domain, for trial by press, no matter the truth of the matter. So, in conclusion: My son, when he was a lad, was a little **** who had the biggest mouth in his little gang and would get picked on and banned for life from ALLDAYS, at least once a month. (Now he is much older he delights in driving for 15 minutes to buy things from there and complaining about it's quality, value, and has learnt the Consumer Act so that he can be a pain to a company that no longer exists and against assistants who no longer work there ). Illingsworth was involved in something that caused people grief and disappointment on a day that should only have happy memories. He was 'banned' for reasons only SFC can name from having a season ticket, but he was still able to attend game, so they only made his life a bit more awkward for him. And NI can claim all he want that he doesn't want to speak on behalf of the fans, but appearing under a headline of 'Nick Illingsworth, Voice of the Southampton Supporters wishes to not be known as the Voice of the Southampton Supporters' is a bit of an oxymoron in my opinion. Keep telling the no comment and not talking to them, and they will soon find another rent-a-gob to go too, (and another target for us to knock down. As we are spineless and gutless as a whole when we are in a gang and have anonymity.) I don't know NI, I was introduced to him once, I engaged him in some inane chatter and didn't find him either way, tbf. I am sure that he comes across as a decent bloke to some, and probably is, but as the saying goes, Hitler was loved by his mum, (and by 60 million Germans at one stage) and Mussolini made the trains run on time, (don't jump on me please, I am not comparing NI to either of them, it is just an expression to prove the duality of man, that we all have the capacity for good and bad inside of us, and we are liked by some and disliked by others. Me, I am quite popular and have a large number of people who like me, but I am a sarcastic **** also who sometimes over steps the mark and hurts peoples feelings). And No-One is the winner in this, everybody looses, apart from the IFO, who get the chance to get some much needed publicity, as I don't know about you, but until this thread I though it was an early acronym for Flying Saucers.

This. We should also consider that a number of them played against Manure at the weekend as well, a mere three days before. That must have had an effect on overall fitness. But a win is a win at the end of the day, and with Rickee getting a brace, this is also a good thing.

+1 Please answer me the following questions: Who would you have fronting your business? a) An ex-Player b) An ex-Banker Who would you want teaching your youngsters how to take a free kick and a penalty? a) An ex-Player b) An ex-Banker I think this speaks volumes.

Ahh,the old, 'We aren't being supported because I read somewhere that someone knows someone who thinks that we might not be wanted as Marcus loved us and my gut tells me that I think if I was marcus and I died, my children wouldn't fulfil my destiny and it must be true because we didn't put in any bids for big names so it must me true. ' OK, and this rock I have keeps tigers away, and it must work because I don't see any tigers. Spurrious thinking at best. Many historical cases of fulfilment of a parents legacy by both children and grandchildren, so why not now? With Katerina (spl)? I personally belive that, as we are looking to build for the future, we were only looking for those that would cut it in the championship also, and not end up with a team able of preducing the goods in L1 and then fail to preform in Championship and we end up looking relegation in the mouth until we can change it. I don't think we need to improve the team significantly, as I believe these are impact subs at best. I do believe that we probably lost out on a couple of decent ones.

I agree with the above. Imagine if the reverse was true and we just SIGNED lallana and AOC, it would indeed be a coup. The impact subs/Speed on the wings has been addressed, which is good, (assuming that is what these boys are for.) Signed Guly and Chaplow, (even though here on loan, it's still a signing) and my 'Imagine if we have JUST signed them' still holds true for them. Also got rid of a detractror and some 'burdens' which is also good. If only temporarily. Would have liked another striker but we are in a precarious position regarding new signings, as we would want someone who is happy to sit on the bench, but is good enough for the championship still, and not end up paying shed loads for someone only to sell them at a knock down price in the summer. Filling this criteria is very difficult, I can see. Also new signings could upset our 'gelling' team at the moment, so this is another consideration. But i'm content, bordering on happy.

He, you know what they say. Immitation is the best form of flattery. I'm just following the greats, such as yourself. (Truth to tell, too lazy to read all the posts.)::

Can I just ask before he signs and we get into another debate but..... Is it pronounced 'Fort' and in 'Fort Apache' or is it pronounced 'Fortey' as in 'Stupid sarcastic posts to lighten the mood are my Forte'. Or is it pronouced 'Fourty' As in 'Fourty quid says AOC is still here come midnight'. Or perhaps it's 'Footea' and the 'r' is silent?

The trouble is is that they are all lazy Journalists. We MUST be desperate to sell him because we are so poor and Arsenal MUST be the ones to sign him................ Because............................................... We MUST have been desperate to sell Walcott because we were so poor and he went to Arsenal. Where as in truth Arsehol rings up Nicola and says he Want AOC and this is what we will get. NC tells him he needs to sell someone to afford AOC. Whilst they are talking, NC wants to know how much he wants for Fabrigas. Arshol laughs and says, 'You couldn't afford him.' To which NC points out we could, we don't have to sell AOC to survive, and please '**** off, you pauper.' Great stuff.

I heard a rumour, from Leftback/DBP/SRS that on Saturday, Alex Ferguson was at the game to watch Alex Chambo::

I have never seen this site before. Don't know why but I must admit the technical aspect does excite me. And not only that, we can see why and where we have succeeded/failed. Loved to have seen what they made of the Dutch style and 'Total Foosball' we played before.

I can just hear it now. ' Ritchie Lambert passes to Julie Del Pardo. Julie to Andrew Laladipsyandpo passes back to Richard Chaplin. Kevin Davis saving many shots in goal. Protected by the great back four of Frank Richards, Dean Harlow,Bryan Dickenson and not forgetting HoseB FRONT. The great striking team that is Ritchie Lambert and Lee Butler. Yes Lambert and Butler are smoking today. I see in the middle the great up and coming Frenchman, Martin Schniderland, and the lad all the top 4 teams are going to buy, Alan Oxidised-Chamberpott. Together with Johnson Punchandjudy and, waiting to come on the loan signing from Liverpool, Davy Nguessing.' Their Manager Niel Watkins can be proud. Or words to that effect.

I'm just getting into practice for the one i hope to be building for Nigel Atkins:lol: It is a bit more complicated than it sounds, honestly.

Where I am working there are two business's right next to the bus lane I am constructing. One is a sign shop and one is a wholesale electrical suppliers. Both of them are run by fellers in their 40's who have taken over the business from their fathers. They are being paid handsomly by my client, the local council, for the bit of land we are working on, plus big bucks for loss of trade when we close the road. Both of then are informed by me when the road is closed, what we are doing when, and we have also doen some small works for each of them, (i.e some concrete repairs, white lining of their car parking, built a step etc.) I have a pretty good relationship with both. But their Fathers are a big pain in my backside as they are complaining constantly, asking for extotionate things, and stopping my work on two occasions. Their son's love them, after all they built a wonderful legacy for them to follow on and continue to build on, and I am most courteous to them in every way, but unfortunatly they are no longer involved in the business and have no real say, really, as legally their son's have entered into legally binding agreements. I have a sub-contractor too, who has taken over the company of his Dad, but he, (and his Grandad) still interfere in the works. I think where i'm going is that as much as these people are appreciated and have a special place in the heart, and their contribution is fully realised, aknowledged and really had an impact, it's great to see them, but they are the past, and they shouldn't involve themselves anymore. It's someone elses job now to carry on the good work. And just as I posted the above, In walks the subbies dad, demanding 'Where's Gingerlad' (his son) and wanting to take a gang off to another job. Oh, the irony. Oh, synchronisity, you bastardos.

Novatech do a 2T for £78.00. It's an own brand but i have been pretty impressed with their gear recently.

I'll ask my mate, the Herb.: lol:

i was going to suggest that