Secret Site Agent

My little girl, who has been going for the last three years has this habit of actually predicting not only the score, but when we need goals how much we will come back. She says she wants saints to win 3-1, so that Hartlepool can be happy and we should not be greedy. So, Mr Lambo and Co., off you go.

I think we should now give ALL other teams a guard of honour at home.

I don't think Trousers would be happy with that, though. OOOHH ERR Missus. It's all this Brighton talk leading us to include the love that dare not speak it's name.

And it looks like Nige is going to give him relief. I liked these three of Chaplow onto Angryman. It's like Chaplow's Coming, he's still coming, and oooof, He's gotcha. ht

Trouble is, and no disrespect to you, Saint in Paradise, but this is in the same camp as the Brighton fans going, 'Anyway, we didn't really try today because , but we are still champions'.

I though the good man upstairs might be upset with me for arguing, in a friendly way, with a Jehova's Midget. Seriously, only 3 feet tall and trying to argue gospel with me. I'm glad it wasn't held against me.

No matter what they say No matter what they do No matter wether they are the champions of League 1 When it came down to it we beat them, at the home of their football, in front of their fans. And they have never beaten us. It is normally customary in these things that, when a neutral is asked who is the better team, it would be the team who won in the head to head encounter. Simple as that.

What utter utter crap. I can't see him chanting that and besides, would he not get in trouble for inciting the fans? Just another sore loser. As metioned above, they may be champions, but they never beat us.

we have one game in hand over Huddersfield We have to play Brighton They Have to Play Brighton It's not time to hoist the white flag just yet.

I would go back in time and grab a young Pele, Keegan, Shilton, Gullet,Maradonna, Rooney, Fabregas,Gallas. Then I would bring them forward in time and get them signed up as sixteen year olds in 2006-7, so that they would be maturing and rocking during our slide down, to prevent it, and also to give us oodles of cash by selling a couple on the way up as well.

They will play for pride, to set a decent run and with the passion that comes from being labled 'The Best'. What would we do if the roles were reversed? What would we be screaming now, let's rip them up and score **** loads, or give the kids a run out and if we loes it doesn't matter. The solution is to get them on the back foot. Form a guard of honour before the game, give them a round of applause, congratulate them. Play for a draw in the first half by playing a spoiling game. Then suddenly in the second half go all out from Kick off for a win. hit them hard on the bounce and see if we can score a few before they reorganise. Then close them down and play an ultra defensive game. They know how we play, like most are getting to know our strengths and weeknesses, so it's back to a plan B or C.

A good grinding win against a team that seemed to have a slight edge defensively, plus the lack of luck until Guly did the biz. Players are dropping like flies though. Tough but the sign of good character to continue without them though.

I thought it might have been his winkie. I know I have to strap mine down.

Deppo, look at it this way. Number of days since I posted on here = 0, because I have posted on here, today.

I see that Barney got a yellow after scoring - What's that all about? If soemone could enlighten me, please.

"If You Were Here Tonight" by Alexander O'Neil. 1985, Me, a girl called Louise, The Rank erection section. Still does it for me now. In a BIG way. ::

Going back to my working accomodation, I have a large amount of vodka and cider left from the Xmas booze up, so I think i'm going to get a bit boozed. Night All. And Hey, Alpine What? Leave the Leaded Coffee alone. All in all your just a........Nother poster on this forum, (sung to the Pink Floyd Song)

So's this.

We're the Strood Riverside over here.

I think Alpine should change his brand of coffee to a decaffinated variety. I can recommend Ein Mellow ausgereifte Vögel or perhaps rot bestiegen.

It was the secretaries and catering for me. I always remember one year there was a girl I fancied that didn't turn up, I got rat faced and I ended up with this Big Boned Girl from the catering course who had a crush on me. She seemed quite shy to begin with, but at the end of the night she ended up big boned in another way. I remember it as the dirty security guard caught us at the back where the loading area is claiming that 'Some one reporting what looked like a dead body' and I waved my member at him and asked him if it looked like rigor mortice had set in. My mates tooks the ****, but the bird I was after would not, and never did, what my xmas encounter did for me. Still, happy days. I just feel that it was mis-managed once the likes of the ocean villiage and Bargate Centre opened. It needed stores that appealed to locals as well as the Saturday shopper. And it closed to early as well, with the security throwing you at at just on 5.30. Also it was nothing but a playground for the kids, (me included). An arcade would ahve made a mint there I rekon. And it was ideally placed for a video rentals, with Kingsland Estate next door, and St. Marys over the road. At that time the only choices were either Six dials on the crap one in St Marys, or going all the way to Portswood to Blockbusters. At least until Video to go opened.

I have successfully appealed many tickets and a few clamps in my time, the most recent is three against Medway Council which I was successful at. I have an advantage that I have to carry a copy of the 'SIGNS AND ROAD MARKING REGULATIONS' and the 'ROAD TRAFFIC ACT' manuals with me for work. The key is to be blunt with them, (if they are private) that you refuse to pay any outstanding cost as at then time you made an offer to pay as part of your contract but they refuesed acceptance,(in that they did not allow you or give you an accaptable avenue to pay - as the machine was broken). It's now too late, in your eyes, for them to come back to you. So there. Throw in DMS quoted Thornton v Shoe Lane Parking Ltd [1971] 2 QB 163 and, if they start trying to be heavy you can always get a solictor to do you a letter refuting payment If they decide to go for court action, there are many solicitors, (and a few Barristers) who relish the chance to cream these people in court as they have to be very tight with their evidence and very squeeky clean as well, as any little oversight is enough to put doubt in their case, and is in your favour. These people rely on threats and intimidation as they are unregulated and with the control on clamping upcoming they are looking for easy ways to continue to make money.

I remember it well. Comet, Tandys, the weird book shop, the bike shop upstairs which had a repair area the you got to by the fire escape at the back. I remember me and DickyHale getting chased out of there for winding up a security guard and having a few knee tremblers after hours in the car park with some young ladies. Also Christmas **** up in the Royal Oak when i was at the tech college. Happy days.

Next season we will have Craig M_S so one will have to go.

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