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Wow, look at that. I suggested this a while ago and you all shot me down. Sorry. In future i'll just wait for the 6-0 win to suggest these thing.

Shouldn't that be 'The Saints on the bus go up the league,up the league, up the league'.

NA: Well what can i say. It's as simple as this. Our league bus is firmly on the Main carriageway now, in lane 3, after a rocky start on the hard shoulder. We have changed the driver and with a tiger in the tank, and four extra grip, full traction enhanced tyres, we are firmly heading upto the services. Everyone is all aboard at the moment, apart from a few and they know where the bus stops are. The fare is reasonable, but watch out, as there arn't many stops left. You know who you are. I may have let you get on another bus, on a different motorway, but you need to decide 'Are you on this with us, or do you want to get on a charabanc elsewhere?' You must inform you're conductor now. We are flashing our headlights at the moment as we are trying to pass the pink bus up ahead, and I see in the rear view mirror that there are some other buses and coaches coming up flashing their headlights at us. We are, at the moment flicking them the proverbial bird, whilst a few are showing the wanger sign out of the window. It's as simple as that. As for the other bus, on the M25, well, all I can say is that there are those on the main carriageway, especially in lane 2 who think they can roll over us. But this is not true. We may be indicating to turn left, but is it to change lanes, or to get off at the up coming junction? We will have to see. It's as simple as this. we know that to get this far we recently changed the bus for a mini-bus, as we were racing against another minibus, with a bigger engine. And I feel sorry for the driver who was upset with the chants of 'Luxury 15 seater with Air Conditioning and leather seats? You're having a laugh'. But that's the race. we also know we face one of those behamoth coaches with the sattelite TV, autocruise, big wheels and the toilet on board. But we know that to get this far, they had to rely on the Traffic police letting them go a liitle fast, and also the police for pulling over the bus they were racing. But that was the M60, this is the M3. It's as simple as that.

****ting yourselves? I think so. Top of the league, 3 points clear, (it was 6) game in hand, (gotta win it) and a poorer goal difference. Oh yes. Yes you are. All this ....oh, oh, we'nt not frightened, scum, scummy, 'cause you smells of pooh, and we is better because my dad says, and you are going to lose, because I say so. Sorry everyone. At work, very tired, won 6-0, lost my mind. Hey, BHA. Wont it be great next season, with 4 south coast clubs in the championship. Lets **** up the northern ****s. South Coast All The Way.

What can I say that hasn't been said. It's a simple as this. I am on the bus, and 6-0 is awsome. It's as simple as that. lol

Hate to say it, but look at Vinnie Jones. He was just a brickie and playing semi-pro until he was picked up by Wimbledon. Mind you he was in his early twenties I think, so just a little bit younger.

Yes, fair play to the Sun who, after our little tet-a-tet earlier in the season, are giving us our due for a change, and especially with regard to more positive reporting. Perhaps they are looking to the future as well, and want 'IN' at the early stage for when we are in the Champions League And Also there was no mention of RITCHIE LAMBERT or JULIE DEL PRADO, which was good.

'I said come as your hero. I've come as Batman'. 'I did. I came as a tribute to Adam Lallana.' 'But you're dresses as Steven Hawking.' 'I know. Both great dribblers.'

Indeed. It would take a super computer to check the maths, and you would need a 50 tonne crane to install it, but yes, yes we would.

Dear Dubaiphil Many thanks for you response. I now feel, deep within my soul, that I do fully understand that this is a saga that will, no doubt, run and run. Terebinthus Budda claimed that in our hearts we destroy the word, and the word can destroy the world. His tenement to the word being that it is, in itself, a self fulfilling prophesy. To claim, or disclaim that the ongoing action of addidng to the word, or the tome, is to continue to add to the non-sensical, only invited a response, as it were, which, in itself, once more adds to the on going and tedious path!!!! Now, give me a pint of what he's been drinking.

I got nothing to add. Just wanted to join in some how.

Here's a question I would like answered. Do you think they will ever do a Celebrity version of 'I'M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE'!!!

But this is the ultimate IRONY. Watching the TV show, 'most annoying celebrities of 2010', With a number of celebs commenting on the most annoying celebs of 2010, And those making the comments, I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THEM!!!!!! Who the **** are they? Commedians? Where? TV Stars? On what channel? Magazine editors? Stylists? My missus keeps saying that two of them are Big Cook, Little cook. That don't help me as I don't know who they are either!!! I need a deep long Vodka and Tonic

Please, don't credit my profession with these oversized fun bags.

Wow. He said it was speculation and not itk. He's just doing an expanded hcdajfu. Following your logic, we should not even speculate just inform, thereby negating the need for the forum, and just replace it with a link to the official site.

Steady, Reg. You'll start the whole 'Live too far away/Ex-pat so can't attend' debate all over again.

Hey, that's a good joke about Skate supporters. do you have any about us?

Yes. I bet it was donated by one of your dad's I bet, as they are both Saints fans.

But Brighton arn't Palaces

****. You could have won the FA cup that year, I guess. I wonder who did win the FA cup in '76. I'll have to Google it.

Blah Blah........No Money........Rubarb Rubarb.......Liquidation........Hummina Hummina.......Marcus........Blurb Blurb.........MLT still a hero................Such and Such. It's a shame that he was taken advantage off, as I believe, but he should let it lie. Didn't he learn from the 'Betting Scandal' from the last book. No amount of info at this stage can justify what happened, we all know the story, and most believe we had a close shave. Considering the shananagans down the road, this just rakes up old wounds.

It's good to see that information that is in the public domain is consistant and seems to fall into what I suspect is happening. This seems to be a consistant plan and I am particularly interested in the number and types of manager interested in replacing Pardew. I still hope that the most exciting times are ahead. If only we could transfer them onto the pitch....... But that's football. It's a funny old game.

It wasn't Dave Jones from the Monkeys' was it? Or David Bowie, maybe? His real name is Jones.

So, this is all a hoax and a wind up. At least it has stimulated some good debate.