Secret Site Agent

Scott. I was being playful as well, sorry if I came across as if I was spitting out the dummy. Wasn't really, it's just there is quite a bit of science to this and it really is interesting, especially what I do, and you are negotiating with someone and they are lying, and you know they are. And how do you put these emoticon things in? Anyway, hope i didn't offend.

Yes you did, you little tinker. yes you did.

Yes, but our manager left just like that, the Scunny players were probably prepared for his departure as it seemed a done thing anyway.

I put the full stop in just for you. No more BS I promise just because it is what you want. But there is a whole branch of Psychology devoted to it going back 30 years. there are some great studies done by some really clever blokes and everything. Here's a bit of it. Don't think of a yellow tree. Whoo, spooky, I just made you do what I wanted. I made you think of a yellow tree. I don't think you are being truthful though. Have you a secret you would like to share. And I though we were the red stripe army now. See, I can be a pedant as well. Are we friends now?

My forman is having an on site lesson with some Trainers we are having in NLP, to help us in Behavoural Safety. They are teaching him at the moment about Facial Mapping, to help rappor. He just, for a joke asked one of them to do a read on the video clip. I've done some of this myself, and he's just looking for a training aid, for a laugh. One thing that they noticed. At one stage he is asked a question and answers ' Me and the Chairman have got a good relationship.......' he leans forward towards the questioner, so embraces the truth. then says '........I'm the manager of the football club, it's as simple as that'. Here he comes back to the neutral position, he shows chin raised, Brow lowered, a thing called the dimpler, and a slight embarrest smile, (wry some people would call it) This apparently indicates that there was a sticking point in the relationship, where he had to put his foot down on this specific topic, didn't want to but felt he had to, and felt uncomfortable and embarrased by it. And he stuck to his ground and got what he wanted. Remember, this is just a bit of fun, and it's difficult on a computer screen, and we could be a million miles out but it seems him and Nicola have a great rapour at the moment, Nigel had to make sure Nicola knows who is controlling the team, and NC does. Got a bit more out of it. look for the nose scratch, (denoting a big 'but' to a sentance), Head nod towards his left (good area) and target eyes (a little nervous, but want you to know this). Without all the Facial Expression mumbo jumbo he seems really honest to me, very keen to get on, looking forward to working in a bigger environment with more toys to play with.

Well, if that is your criteria then I can recommend Slate over Thatching, and Welsh slate as it is well known for being more durable and Welsh slate is generally regarded as the finest slate in the World. My prefered colour and reccomendation to you is Welsh Blue Gray slate. It has recently been used at St Pancreas Station, Buckingham Palace, and Number 10 Downing Street. Based on this, then I believe that Chez Philip of the Dubai, AKA PhilDunRoamin will be in esteemed company. Can you see it now Phil. People will say, '....Whats that over the hill? Is it St Pancreas Station? Kings Cross Station? Buckingham Palace? Number 10 Downing Street? St. Martins College?' 'Nah. It's Phils House!'

Just watched it myself. Comes across as a genuine guy with a specific agenda that tallies with what NC and we want. My foreman just looked at it and said 'I didn't know Lineker wore glasses?' Very impressed with what I saw and what I am hearing.

Is this, by any chance, the much missed and much misaligned StuRomseySaint/Dave Benson Phillips/Penry the mild mannered janitor? It can't be can it? Can it!

Bllody hell, Phil. I just wanted to know if she was 'er muvva. Now I've got to get out my Fourier’s law to work out the different thermal dynamics of Welsh and Cornish slate. Top of my head, the formula is (ΔQ/ Δt = λ*S *ΔT/ Δx) I think. Now where did i put that casio

Could someone please clear up the following for me. Are the Cortese Slaters related to the Walford Slaters. and is Kat Cortese Slater the mother of Zoe Cortese Slater or not.

Nigel just has to remember There is no 'I' in Team....................................But there is in 'WIN' so over to you

It has happened against us..................Do you think it will happen for us? I refer to the fact that whenever a manager takes over a team we are about to play, they play their socks off and beat us. Are we going to do the same? What do YOU think?

Condolences to you and your family on the passing of your Mother. I lost mine 5 years ago so I understand you pain.

Ditto +1

You'll get banned again, Mr H.

But the hulk has unlimited strength and regeneration, Superman has to rely on the solar radiation from the sun for his strength. I feel an episode of 'THE BIG BANG THEORY' comming on.

I have great respect for you, doddy, and I agree with your statement, as long as those that do as well do not judge him on OTHER PEOPLES words, as some are want to do

I have got to be honest, if NC was going to give ANY of the above, or if AP insinuated any of it, a law suit would be entered into. You have to be very careful of what you put into the public domain if the reason for the sacking is not clear cut and provable. Not long ago had to give evidence on a long drawn out wrongful dismissal case where professional capability was hinted at as well as safety incident record. I don't think the reason will ever be revealed as AP wants another job and NC needs to employ a replacement.

I have complained about this before. Please DO NOT CALL THEM PIKIES!!!!!!!!! As any self respecting Hampshire Hog knows, they are cackers or didicoi's. What are you, one of them plastic cocernies from down the road in the land of the skate? In other news: If I had the chance to ask him a few questions it would be - How do you see your plan to fulfil the legacy left behind by Markus differeing from a fans outside view? - How do you quantify the funds required to achieve the goal? and if I was given the chance for a few more - Who would be your ideal candidate for manager now/NPC/Premier - Who cuts your hair? - Did Markus ever watch Dragons Den and comment 'I could buy you, Khanie, The Bubble, the Sweaty Sock, the Blond Bint and Stretch at the end.' but using German vernacular? - Who would win in a fight between Superman and the Hulk? - have you got any photographs of you smiling? As you can see i am back from holiday, back at work, and can't be arsed to do my Site Waste Management Plan update, and can't take things too seriously.

2 years ago I turned down a job with a previous company (as they had made me redundant before and my Missus was having any of it again) so I had to turn them down. And so did the second choice.................and the third..........But the forth took it.

Probably the only one we would get now anyway.

If he is such an uber-fan, how come he hasn't got a season ticket?

Rumour of Fonte's 'Helmet Infection' blown out of all poportion

Friday Morning 08:32:27 sec Give or take 6 weeks

1. What Corteze says, goes...............or you do! 2. Don't mess with the team set up.....or you're get messed with you! 3. Better bring in a few decent players at the biggining of January.............or you'll be gone by the end of January