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Too right she did. And don't forget that women can be more mercenary than men. By the way, and i allowed to say that Karren Brady does it for me? I have never admitted to this before. Even if she does like brown envelopes. Alledgedly

Didn't old David Mellor look into this during the late eighties/early nineties? I have to have a look and see if I can find the reference,( I wasn't a great Footy Fan then and used it in a debate on why Rugby was more of a team sport than football whilst at Uni. I was just jelous and disallusioned as I wanted to, and might have been able to, play rugby professionally when I was a lad if it was as it is now.) If I find it i'll see if I can post it.

I blame the French!!! And the Yanks, the Bastards!!!!!

I have just been given a ****ing rollicking by a client. The reason? I submitted a document to them, it was spell checked in word by my companies on line intranet, as I have to be logged into it when I am in a major office, and to send/recieve e-mails, and when they recieved it they went ballistic at my spelling, especially of the word 'Defence' which was spelt 'Defense'. The Client? The Ministry of Defense, (s**t I did it again), I mean Defence. I left it to an underling to do the final check, who passed it onto a POLISH lad, (no disrespect to them, I couldn't do a technical job in another language that is for sure). But why when I speak to my funcking IT department do they tell me that it always defaults to the US spelling. WHY??????? I don't know wether to sack soemone, smash the computer, or requisition a cat so that I have something to kick. Or maybe just go home and beat up the misses, as apperently we all do because Saints are crap, (and I would like to see the raw evidence on THAT piece of scandalous news reporting). GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Bloody Microsoft. Don't speak English properly, don't spell English properly, don't invest in us properly. Don't you just hate it!!!!!! Rant over. I'm going home now. Shouldn't even be at work at quarter to seven at night. I've kept the staff with me though. Bastards. They all think their getting overtime. As if.

I concur. I've been helped in the past.

Aah, Alpine. The old antithesissi of our beloved enclave. (and I have spelled it correctly). Because I asked for it, that is why. But I don't expect it from you, that's alright. You can post what you like and you don't have to take part in the debate. How about posting a chinese menu. We promise we will all still read it. There once was a poster, Alpine Saint Who didn't want to take part in debate He moaned and he groaned and was the first to throw stones But if he said something nice, we'd all faint. But I still love you anyway. Here is a big kiss, MMMWWWWAAHHHHH I may change my name to Secret Poet Lauriate. So, back to the post. What do you reckon? Surman and that got a loyal bone in their body, do you think.

I always liked his WGS approach to interviews and he always reinded me of a boss I had, (who has passed away) who was very quick with the sarcastic put down. I actually model my own management style on this as well. favorite WGS quote: Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado. Favorite Boss quote: These things in my bowl aren't sweets, they are 'F U C K Off tablets. Now take one and F*** Off.

If we all remember a young midfield player called Matthew Le Tissier who spend his career with us when, if he had gone to say, Man U or Liverpool, would have been an automatic England choice and would have earned more money than he did. What do you reckon? Andy Surman, Llallana et al were approached but actually want to stay here? Is there that sort of loyalty still out there with us? Discuss please using only well thought out, cogent statements and rounded debate, with evidence if possible to back up your theories. No one sentance answers will be accepted either. Or I'll make up a stinging rhyme about you that will burn your very soul!!!!

Dude, Sweet, Dude, Sweet, Dude, Sweet, Dude, Sweet, Dude, Sweet, Dude, Sweet, Dude, Sweet, Dude, Sweet, and for completeness, lets hope he brings his continuum transfuctioner with him!!

They were celebrating the fact that our new centre back has just been born. He starts next week.

I'll have a small one from the bar..............Just like Burley

Has he signed yet?

1437 headcount according to my Daddies.

All the best ED, get well soon And you, Saint In Exile. Hope you get well, soon.

Michael Wilde recieved a Death Threat, Its true, It came from out of the blue, Or was it a treat? Sent from St Mary's Street? Still police have thousands to interview Boom Boom

It's nice to know that they have got Frannys age right. Considering we went to the same school and were in the same year, I have been a little ****ed over the years when he has been upto two years younger than me!!!!

There once was a manger call Wotte Who Kadeen told me rhymes with spotter, He still didn't suceed, and Saints stayed on their Knees, And we still all think Ruperts a Rotter. There you go. Thanks for the heads-up.

Anyone know the e-mail address of Hants Radio?

There once was a manager called Jan, Who gave the best anyone can, We started with hope, Then became a joke, And he left when he failed,like a man. There once was a man called Lowe, Who just didn't know when to go, When told by a Fan, To follow old Jan, He said not till I have all my dough A young girl sat on Site Agents Knee, And said 'today we learnt history', We were taught about Lowe, And about the Wild/Deliu show, Dad, what was Southampton FC? There once was a man called Wotte, Who said, 'I'm all that you got, He asked Lowe for some money, But Lowe found it funny, Then said, 'yep. Your next for the chop!' The fans of this great football team, Found the going on at Saints quite obscene, Next thing they knew, They were in Division Two And Rupert said, 'Thats all part of my scheme' Jan, you did try your best But your TOTAL FOOTBALL went west, You just couldn't cut it, In the Championship, and you just failed to impress! At least you gave it a shot, weather we like it or not, But your greatest sin, was a failure to win, and you've left us with that stupid **** Wotte!!!! Now it's time I must go, But one thing I want Jan to know, I'll be reminded of him, and remember with a grin, Everytime I see C, 3po Goodbye, and God bless.

Simple maths Jan has done nothing 0 x 0 = 0 So no change there then.

All things are possible, in all possible worlds.

Yeh, wasn't that wossisname. played for us a couple of years back. You know who I mean, big feller, dark hair. Always put up one arm when he scored. You know who I mean, used to hang about with that bloke who had the long hair, blond I think. Had the bird with the big arris. You know, him. It's on the tip of my toungue.

I got to say, how ****ing rude. There is no need for that is there. A bit of nostalgia never hurt anyone and I and others are interested in what these people are really like without todays media hype. Don't listen to him, pay of no mind.

Monday afternoon, still on a bit of a high after the weekend, and cant get motivated this afternoon so was wondering: Why don't we try and get the Dragons to invest on Dragons Den? And how would YOU go about doing it. Now it's just a bit of fun, and we don't want a lot of I'm outs, and if you think about it sensibly it can BANG HOME what is good, and bad, with the club. Of you go.

Monday afternoon, still on a bit of a high after the weekend, and cant get motivated this afternoon so was wondering: Why don't we try and get the Dragons to invest on Dragons Den? And how would YOU go about doing it. Now it's just a bit of fun, and we don't want a lot of I'm outs, and if you think about it sensibly it can BANG HOME what is good, and bad, with the club. Of you go.