Secret Site Agent

When Lowe said to 'mask the dodgy dealings in the board room' i don't think he meant this.

Will the real Richard Chorley please stand up

As said above. Perhaps it's a case of providing what their customers want!!!!!! ARE YOU LISTENING MASTER LOWE

I recall that when i was, ahem, watching the match that the commentator on Satanta (not sure who he is) did mention the same thing, but in general not specifically about the game, and also was praising Lowe in that he was the best one to guide us through these tricky waters. And according to my Polish mate, whose french is better than mine, the Frogs, especially the bird, were saying something along the lines of Jan has done well with the limited talent and funds at his hands and it is good that he is being given time to develop them and are playing a more explosive game, (which I think he meant a faster open game). Their general round up was we were outmatched, as we were playing a world beating side, with some un-unique, (which I took as being very poor) decisions going against us.

Oh, of course. IMHO and a FFS and finally a W00T

Was he smugger than a smug person who has been named Dean of Smugness in the smug department at Smugness College, Oxford?

I know what this is!!!!!!!! My source told me, not last week, but the week before, I think. It was definatly before Christmas I know that as we were discussing the Plymouth game. Apparently, and don't crucify me if I am wrong as i am only the messenger, is that they are planning of bringing in and changing, due to certain factors, a number of, and the precise number escapes me as I am not sure if he mentioned a number or not, or it may be only a few, any way, where was I.....Ahh yes, they are looking to replacing certain elements at St Marys stadium, and bringing in new elements to replace the ones that are currently here, as they see them as possibly being the problem. in a nutshell they are looking at replacing a number of the stainless steel washers with nitrile ones. I can only assume it must be some sort of bi-metallic corrosion problem, or Galvanic corrosion problem as you will. I can only guess that there must be some sort of problem between the stainless steel washers and the mild steel used in construction, although I haven't noticed any. Bloody dis-similar metals. If I find out any more I'll let you all know. Aledgedly.

I came here to do the same thing. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOURS FROM ME AND MINE GOD BLESS AND HERES TO THE NEW YEAR AND ALL IT'S UPS AND DOWNS.

As no one answered and this looks a bit lonely, one threat all on its own. I'll join ya, MB. Yeh, get it right. You muppet, ETC.

If that is a picture of Jason White, wasn't it a case of he started the abuse to a young lad and the lad was in distress when a gang formed and JW gave them some verbal and they then decided to kick off? I don't condone the violence and no matter what he did he doesn't deserve that for just trying to do his job. But trust me, I have seen a man talk down armed men, I have been threatened with violence quite a few times, (over lay offs, wages, re-works, even for promoting a lad),and have come out the over side without a scratch. Sometimes it just comes with the territory, and you have to be prepared to deal with the public by disarming them, (emotionally, not literally). When I do work I have cause some of the biggest traffic jams in the country, all in the name of the Highways Agency, and it is me that have to face them down, not those that order the works. Peoples cars get damaged, sometimes it is the cause of my workforce, (very rarely) sometimes they drive too fast into the cones and try and blame us. Remember, this is a man who is you speak to him in the wrong way will fine you another £ 50.00, (which may or may not be legal), whilst holding your vehicle hostage, and apparently has practices which are not in line with the industry. All I am saying is that all jobs have occupational hazards that we have to risk assess and put in mitigation measures. I don't **** off people who I have already ****ed off so no one wants to put me into a world of hurt. For £450.00 I could teach him and his employees all about conflict management and resolution. And not that 2 day crap that some bouncer schools teach, I am talking the proper stuff here. I am so convinced at my abilities that I could be caught in bed with my wifes mother, her sister, her best friend and Lucy pinder, and I could calm her down, and convince her it is her fault and get some oral pleasure from her in the end.......... NAH, I'm good, but I'm not that good. Perhaps I could sort out the middle east instead.

Many moons ago I was in charge of building an extension to a supermarket, which shall remain nameless but do expensive mince pies. Part of the car park was to be taken up to allow the extention so we set up our offices and dug a big trench through the car park, 1.5 m deep and 1 m wide, to extend the cables and pipework. We had about 20 cars and vans parked here, and to get to it you had to drive across a big metal plate. One morning a group of clampers turned up in their van and clamped every car and van, as we were apparently parked 'illegally', not within the lines and not displaying a ticket after being there for more than two hours.. So I got the big excavator to remove the plate and they couldn't escape, and arranged for the hire of a couple of minibusses to take the work force home. First they we going to beat the **** out of me until I pointed out that this was not only a criminal offence, but they were surrounded by 40 groundworks chappies who would not be too happy if this happened. They then called the police. I spoke to the store manager who said it was nothing to do with them the clamping firm were just employed seperatly by his head office but his head office should have informed them we were there. The police arrived and said that it was a civil matter as the clampers had trespassed onto a construction site and it was private property, as it no longer belonged to the car park owners, but to the store. The sergant even said, with a smile on his face, that WE had the right to have their vehicles towed away at their expense. Clamps were removed and their van allowed to leave after I had a cup of coffee and I had stopped laughing. I made the evening press, spoke on local radio and national radio to the late Mike Dickens on Talksport. Oh happy day. Clampers should be regulated, licenced and restricted to a national tariff for removal, the same as parking tickets. You should have 30 days to pay and t5he ability to appeal to an independant body.

I heard that he was related to herod And he removed vital bulkhead doors from the titanic And he voted off John Sergant And he is really Simon Cowell, (you never see them together) And he caused the collapse of woolworths Alledgedly

Thats not fair. Typical

I'll let you know what happens

Many thanks everyone for your advice. I now have some work to do. Any more probs and it's outh the door, ( and disposed of in accordance with the WEEE regulations).

I will try this when I get home. thanks

As I say above, the bloody thing is tempramental and sometimes just restes itself or freezes. I have gonje back to a previous good back-up, I have repaired the registry with a programme, I have removed a number of programmes and done the defrag, diskcheck thing. I seem to recall there may be a programme that stops the thing from crashing and tells you why. Can't remember what it is called, I think I had it for my Pakard Bell many many moons ago. Any help or suggestion greatfully recieved.

I made that clear, that some are unable to attend for many reasons and rightly so. And the question still stands, by the way. I am enjoying the debate though, it's good to get these things out.

Should they go and support someone else then, in your opinion?

This is a question that I hope will enstill lively debate. Quite simply, Do you hate Lowe and Wilde More than you love the club? Do you think that those that stay away because they hate the above are not true fans or are sticking to their convictions and are demonstrating the only way they know how? And here is the emotive question. If stay away fans are not classes as true fans, should they go and support someone else, (and into the bargain find that the grass is not always greener) or are they still true fans in their hearts, and they should be allowed to stay away and not be rediculed for doing this.

I totally agree with the above and, in actual fact, I would add to the above that we don't want you any more. Please go and support someone else, your not welcome here. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and not everyone can go to all the home games due to various reasons. But not going because you don't like Lowe and Wilde? That is totally ******s. I hate those two with a passion and it will be a cold day in hell before I forgive them, but I love my team more than I hate Lowe and Wilde, so I continue to show my support to the team. I supported Saints before Lowe and Wilde, while Lowe and Wilde are here, and long after Lowe and Wilde are gone.

Wedding in pompey and the groom storm out. His dad goes to see him and asks what is wrong. "She just told me she was a virgin.' He said. So his dad agrees with him, 'Your right son. If she wasn't good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for ours.' True story Natch Alledgedly.

I disagree. I was Born a Saint! I live as a Saint! But I'll die as a Pompey Supporter!!! Better one of them die, than one of us!!!!!!

I just went here to listen to Jan's interview http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7744143.stm And my misses had clicked onto Newton Faulkner singing teardrop. It was weird, but it seemed to go together. For those who are aware with the works of Jung, 'Syncronisity'.

Please please take them again. I took my Daughter and she has just gone to bed with a smile on her face, and it is only the second time she has gone.