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Okay boys my Neurodivergent ass back with Ross Stewart replacements. All the stats are below, these lads are strong all over 6 foot. Can you guess who is number 1?.... 1. Salech 🤣 age 24: Cardiff, 1.95m height, 14 goals last season. 2. Harry Leonard age 22: Peterborough 1.84m height, 16 goals, has championship experience with Blackburn. 3. Jovo Lukic, age 27, Universitatea Cluj, 1.90m height, 18 goals 4. Tomáš Bobček, age 24, Lechia Gdańsk, 1.87m 20 goals. 5. Phillip Hoffman could be a good short term option 33 years old, 1.94m and 12 goals last season for Bochum. 6. Phil Harres - Harres is the outstanding match: 24, 6ft 4in, mobile enough to press and still at Kiel. His market value is approximately €2.5m, although Kiel have no release clause. 10 goals. Okay so the one we should sign is: Southampton should sign Phil Harres. He offers the best balance of performance, affordability, physical suitability and future value across the entire shortlist. 24 years old and 1.93m: ready to contribute now but still young enough to improve and retain resale value. 10 goals and three assists in 2,205 minutes for Holstein Kiel last season. Six of those goals arrived during his final nine league appearances, suggesting genuine progression rather than decline. Current statistics⁠� Championship-suited profile: strong focal point, but more mobile and capable of pressing than a traditional static target man. Affordable: valued around €2.5m. Kiel have no release clause, so I would offer approximately £3m plus attainable add-ons, with £5m as the maximum. Current valuation and contract situation⁠� Available: he remains a Kiel player; St Gallen and Udinese have reportedly monitored him, but no official approach has been made. Current transfer position⁠� He also makes sense alongside Cyle Larin. Southampton have permanently signed the 31-year-old after eight Championship goals, while Ross Stewart—11 goals last season—has departed. Harres provides the younger, energetic long-term No.9 the squad now lacks. Spors son over to you 🤣

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Shift Archer, Diaz and possibly Downs. Larin, Salech and Ballard in

Any news on the Ross Stewart situation? Is he really off to Blackburn ? With Archer rumoured to be going to WBA, Are we going to bringing in two strikers ? Larin, Downs, Oyekulne Seems a bit light....

Give THB the captains armband

No it's the way I worded it, obviously keep Larin.. 🤣

I'd sell Archer, Diaz, Downes Larin Ross Stewart bring back. Sign Ballard and play Nicholas Oyekunle

So what's the actual punishment?

So sell Diaz and Archer Bring in Stewart Larin, Downs, Oyekunle. You think that is enough for a promotion push ?

I'd rather we get Stewart back Sell Archer and Downs And bring in either Ballard or Salech

If we have 7 to 10 million to spend forget Lankshear... Put a cheeky one in for Salech

Here we go boys regarding a new Striker pick from below! Hopefully Spors will read this 🤣 we got to be looking at a few on here surely ? Rilind Nivokazi - 13 goals, 5 assists. 6 foot 2 ( Switz league ) Mateusz Żukowski - 17 goals FC Magdeburg 6 foot 1 inch. Yousef Salech - Cardiff. 14 goals, 4 assists, 6 foot 4. ( I've mentioned him loads would be my number 1 target! ) Daniel Karlsbakk - 23 years old, scored 18 goals, 6.4 height. An attractive long-term number nine. He is 6ft 4in, only 23 and scored 18 league goals in 2025. He attacks the box well, can run behind defenders and has more movement than a traditional tall target striker. He could initially compete with Larin before becoming the first choice. Samuel Adeniran At 6ft 4in, Adeniran supplies genuine power, box presence and channel running. Ten goals and four assists in Austria show that he can contribute as both scorer and facilitator. He would be a useful direct alternative when Southampton cannot play through pressure. Ibrahim Diabaté A powerful, hard-running striker who scored 18 goals to win the 2025 Allsvenskan Golden Boot. GAIS describe him as physical, hard-working and capable of running in every direction—attributes that fit Eckert’s pressing and transition football. Philipp Hofmann The best pure target and link striker on the list. At 6ft 5in, he can receive direct passes, win aerial duels and bring Southampton’s attacking midfielders into play. His 12 goals and six assists show the creative value of his hold-up play. My recommendation would be: Nivokazi – best combination of affordability, physicality and immediate suitability. Żukowski – highest ceiling and the most exciting stylistic alternative to Larin. Karlsbakk – best long-term development signing. Salech – most Championship-ready, but probably the worst-value negotiation. Adeniran – sensible physical alternative at a manageable price. Diabaté – affordable upside gamble. Grodowski – useful, inexpensive squad depth. Hofmann – short-term option only. If Stewart re-signs, I would concentrate on Żukowski, Karlsbakk or Nivokazi, because Southampton would need youth and a future first-choice striker—not another veteran target man.

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God he is shite can we just cut our losses 🤣

Scroll back up in the thread I created the Yellow one it looks shit hot 👍

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What in the fucking hell is that haha 😄

Regarding Sceinza is what it is, if he has alot of interest great get a bidding war going. If it allows us to strengthen in two posting further then what's not to like....

Yep him and Salech Were both ones we should be looking at and Futkeu.

Ahwell that was shite.... Saints v Eastleigh soon though lads hey ho! 🤣

Regarding Scienza if he wants to go and we get 25 million+ so be it... Get the next one in, not the end of the world

Futeku or Salech come on we can do better!

Nah not for me I'd rather put a bid in for Salech or someone of that Calibre.

Okay I've sent my Scouts out on mission to replace Ross Stewart. Here are the best deals. 1. Yousef Salech 14 goals | 1.95m | Estimated cost: £8–12m A Championship-ready focal point who wins aerial battles, presses defenders and can also run the channels. 2. Karol Czubak 18 goals | 1.93m | Estimated cost: £3–4.5m A powerful penalty-box striker and excellent aerial target who represents the best value on the lis 3. Jesús “Chuchu” Ramírez 18 goals | 1.87m | Estimated cost: £3–5m A strong, left-footed finisher who has proven he can score regularly in the Portuguese top flight. 4. Tomáš Bobček 20 goals | 1.87m | Estimated cost: £7–10m A mobile modern target man who scores, creates chances, presses and retains considerable resale value. 5. Marko Milovanović 9 goals | 1.96m | Estimated cost: £3–5m A huge but surprisingly mobile 22-year-old with the physicality and potential to develop into a top Championship striker. 6. Luca Schuler 8 goals | 1.90m | Estimated cost: £1–2.5m A relatively cheap 2. Bundesliga option who wins aerial duels and would provide an effective physical presence. 7. Philipp Hofmann 12 goals | 1.95m | Estimated cost: £1–2m An experienced target man who can hold up possession, dominate in the air and help Southampton challenge for promotion immediately. Noel Futkeu 19 goals | 1.83m | Estimated cost: £5–8m A quick, mobile goalscorer with excellent movement, although he is more of a runner and finisher than a genuine target man. Have we actually looked at any of the above?

If Charles is off we should be looking at Jens Dahl