Saint in Paradise Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/kent/7599561.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 You can dry the stringy part of the inside of bananas and smoke them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 "I held it close to my face and thought, 'What is that?' she said. "It wasn't a very nice spider." This shows why she works in a supermarket, thicko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 You can dry the stringy part of the inside of bananas and smoke them. Very dull, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 If you go over to b-anter you can find out how to make a spider smoothie. Very dull, IMO. Never tried it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 My girlfriend is allergic to bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 (edited) At least she didn't find this family This guy's ok Edited 5 September, 2008 by Master Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 FFS Bates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Cheers MB, put me right off my food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Bananas give me migraines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barfy Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 The Co-op in Wayfield Road, Chatham, Kent had to be closed on Monday while the RSPCA dealt with the spider. Why not just stamp on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 I thought this was going to be another thread about bananas and heroin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 My Dad used to occasionally bring home a hand of bananas off the boats. This was usually accompanied by some inflated story about banana spiders. But the truth is, they were in the holds of the Fyffes banana boats down at the docks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 My Dad used to occasionally bring home a hand of bananas off the boats. This was usually accompanied by some inflated story about banana spiders. But the truth is, they were in the holds of the Fyffes banana boats down at the docks. Ships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Ships. No, they are known in shipping circles as Banana Boats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 No, they are known in shipping circles as Banana Boats. I know that but technically they are ships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Loose lips sink ships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 I know that but technically they are ships. Yeah, you're right, but so am I. As DSM confirms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Whats a banana hammock then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Didn't that taxi driver in Eastenders get killed by a spider that fell off a banana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Whats a banana hammock then? Karma Sutra Edition III page 27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Didn't that taxi driver in Eastenders get killed by a spider that fell off a banana Essruu is fine, he gave me a lift home the other day, he is bald thou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Didn't that taxi driver in Eastenders get killed by a spider that fell off a banana I thought someone set fire to him, maybe the spider did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 I thought someone set fire to him, maybe the spider did. This spider? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Whats the big fear of spiders in this country? They couldnt hurt a fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Whats a banana hammock then? You like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 you like? ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 He is f00king gorgeous, i would love to unwrap his banana and eat the white goodness inside, yes please sirrrrrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 He is f00king gorgeous, i would love to unwrap his banana and eat the white goodness inside, yes please sirrrrrrr. Glad to see you are over the break up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 You can dry the stringy part of the inside of bananas and smoke them. Just found a 'How To' article.. "which can eventually lead to a fluctuation in hormone levels causing men to grow breasts... I would recommend you to try it though cause its defenitly worth the high it gives.... ohhh... and it also makes sex the most intense thing ever experienced... orgasms are heightened to the extent that some people are known to have gotten heart attacks..." Jesus H Christ. Some people are more mental than I thought, recomending you try that ****! Although, I am now wondering if I've been spiked re the manboobs warning. I hope it's not too late to reverse the process, even if they are fun to play with when home alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 I will never get over you thou baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Just found a 'How To' article.. "which can eventually lead to a fluctuation in hormone levels causing men to grow breasts... I would recommend you to try it though cause its defenitly worth the high it gives.... ohhh... and it also makes sex the most intense thing ever experienced... orgasms are heightened to the extent that some people are known to have gotten heart attacks..." Jesus H Christ. Some people are more mental than I thought, recomending you try that ****! Although, I am now wondering if I've been spiked re the manboobs warning. I hope it's not too late to reverse the process, even if they are fun to play with when home alone. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 I prefer wiping cocaine on the end of my ****le. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 No, they are known in shipping circles as Banana Boats. I was on a Banana Boat for three years.....................HMS Fife;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 No, they are known in shipping circles as Banana Boats. I was on a Banana Boat for three years.....................HMS Fife;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 ^^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 ^^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guan 2.0 Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6625397.stm "Their investigation follows reports that men bitten by the Phoneutria nigriventer experienced priapism - long and painful erections". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guan 2.0 Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6625397.stm "Their investigation follows reports that men bitten by the Phoneutria nigriventer experienced priapism - long and painful erections". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Whats the big fear of spiders in this country? They couldnt hurt a fly. Oh Yeah? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6625397.stm "Their investigation follows reports that men bitten by the Phoneutria nigriventer experienced priapism - long and painful erections". I think one got me lsat night while I was sleeping. If it creeps out again tonight, I won't have Mrs H to suck out the poison either. Now I is worried:smt101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Whats the big fear of spiders in this country? They couldnt hurt a fly. Oh Yeah? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6625397.stm "Their investigation follows reports that men bitten by the Phoneutria nigriventer experienced priapism - long and painful erections". I think one got me lsat night while I was sleeping. If it creeps out again tonight, I won't have Mrs H to suck out the poison either. Now I is worried:smt101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Didn't that taxi driver in Eastenders get killed by a spider that fell off a banana Ali Osman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 5 September, 2008 Share Posted 5 September, 2008 Didn't that taxi driver in Eastenders get killed by a spider that fell off a banana Ali Osman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintrich Posted 6 September, 2008 Share Posted 6 September, 2008 Essruu is fine, he gave me a lift home the other day, he is bald thou. I got a lift home the other week from a bald taxi driver, who was talking about his I-Phone... could this have been Essruu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 6 September, 2008 Share Posted 6 September, 2008 I got a lift home the other week from a bald taxi driver, who was talking about his I-Phone... could this have been Essruu? does ess have a TV in his car, that comes out where a car stereo would go??? bald, about 40ish and a gob shiiite?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintrich Posted 6 September, 2008 Share Posted 6 September, 2008 does ess have a TV in his car, that comes out where a car stereo would go??? bald, about 40ish and a gob shiiite?? I'm not sure about the Tv as I was quite pis*ed. I remember him saying he preferred evenings as he'd rather take drunk people home, then whining kids and their mums during the day. And yes he swore alot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 6 September, 2008 Share Posted 6 September, 2008 I can confirm that none of the above-mentioned drivers were me. a) I do not have a tv in the car where the stereo would go. I have removable dvd screens in the back, but no tv. I do however know the car and driver of whom you speak. b) I do not swear when carrying fare paying passengers... unless some other c*nt on the road p*sses me off. c) I have never been bitten by a spider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 6 September, 2008 Share Posted 6 September, 2008 b) I do not swear when carrying fare paying passengers... unless some other c*nt on the road p*sses me off. Seeing as taxi drivers think they own the road, that must happen quite a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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