SuperMikey Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 If you had the opportunity to land a right hook squarely in the jaw or other body part of any 5 people in the world, living or dead, who would they be? My top 5 is easily: 1. Piers Morgan - Because he's just a cvnt of the highest order 2. Dappy from N-Dubz - See above. 3. Michael McIntyre - Whilst wearing a pair of brass knuckles so I snap his ****ing head off for being the unfunniest person in the entire world. I'd rather eat ice cream off Jim Davidson's balls than be subjected to his stand-up 'comedy'. 4. The Go Compare opera singer - So he would shut his ****ing mouth for once! 5. Mike Tyson - Just so I can say that I punched Mike Tyson. Probably a few free drinks in that story right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 (edited) SuperMikey Saintkip Michail Antonio Mark Speight Jude Law Edited 2 February, 2010 by saint_stevo up yours mikey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 2 February, 2010 Author Share Posted 2 February, 2010 I said 5 people you mong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 2 February, 2010 Share Posted 2 February, 2010 bite me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Jordon Tony Blair Sting H*rry r*dknapp John Salako Lots more I expect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Redkrapp x2 God if he exists x3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Redcrapp Jo Brand Ronaldo Wooooopert W******d (either one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 AS much as I can't condone violence...5 who deserve a good slap are... John Terry (what a best mate he is) Harry Redknapp (his arrogance is astounding but it sounds like he will finally be nailed for his financiali irregularities) Amanda Holden (just something about the talentless trout's simpering mush) Posh Spice (smile FFS you stringy talentless tart) Tom Cruise (mind you you would have to extract his head from his ar*e first) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Osama Bin Laden, Obama, Tony Blair, John Prescott, My fat boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 gordon brown posh spice tony blair harriet harman gordon brown (just to make sure) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Chavs Politicians Hollyoaks Actors Dwarves Katie Price Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Redc*nt Redc*nt Redc*nt Redc*nt Redc*nt Jr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 seeing as we are on the subject of punching, I saw this on late night telly last night. Could you punch him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Redc*nt Redc*nt Redc*nt Redc*nt Redc*nt Jr Save one for Louise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 The tw*t who comes in the shop and buys a bottle of brandy every night, and if we don't have it goes off on one. The entire home section of Fratton Park. The entire New Labour cabinet. Philip Schofield. Kim Jong Il. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Could you punch him? Dunno. Looks like he moves pretty quick. Would it be in bad taste for me to send this to a mate of mine who's about to go for a tour of duty out in Afghanistan suggesting this'll be him in a few years time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 The tw*t who comes in the shop and buys a bottle of brandy every night, and if we don't have it goes off on one. The entire home section of Fratton Park. The entire New Labour cabinet. Philip Schofield. Kim Jong Il. Dog. He gets like that sometimes when he's been on the Peruvian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somewhere In Northam Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 redcrap any 4 remaining scientologists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Petre Andre JLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Tony Blair Cherie Blair Peter Mandelson Robert Kilroy Silk Joey Barton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Jamie Oliver - pukka!?!?! - Why don't you pukka off you annoying c*nt Harry Redcrapp - need I say more Charlott Church - thankfully gone back into obscurity these days Katie Price - honestly who actually gives a cr*p? Die and do us all a favour Dennis Wise - Jumped up little turd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 One more to add to mine: CLIFF RICHARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Redknapp Townsend Andy Gray Bungle Daily Mail readers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Taylor Swift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Taylor Swift I would rather just f*ck her, very hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 3 February, 2010 Share Posted 3 February, 2010 Taylor Swift Any reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Tony Blair Cherie Blair Peter Mandelson Robert Kilroy Silk Joey Barton Can I swap mandel son for george galloway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 SRS - I suspect he would punch me back much harder, but I've got really annoyed with his monomaniacal ejaculations recently. Fortunately, I'm on the other side of the world, so the big bully can't find me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonibell Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 John "daft c-nt" W******d x5 but as he's taller then me l just settle for a drop kick right in his b@lls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonibell Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 seeing as we are on the subject of punching, I saw this on late night telly last night. Could you punch him? try this one "right in the kisser" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manji Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Ricky Gervais-Smug **** Jeremy Clarkson Noel Edmunds David Jason Eddie Izzard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Alan Carr. George Galloway. Alan Brazil. Ronnie Irani. Max Clifford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 I would rather just f*ck her, very hard ok ok, i'd donkey punch Taylor Swift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orange_bud Posted 6 February, 2010 Share Posted 6 February, 2010 I agree with the lad above who said piers morgan, what a snivelling two faced moron I will never forget how he put our armed forces in danger when he set up those pics a few years back, just to sell a few more papers Here my 5 1. Piers Morgan. I want to put him on a boat and send it out into the solent, torpedo it, light a cigar and camcorder in the other hand I would watch the ****flap drown. 2. Jonathan Ross. I admit he can be funny at times, but he's also got the brownest nose in showbiz and through experience in my job I have learned to hate sycophants and arsekissers 3. Russell Brand. Apart from Brown nosers, my next pet hate is comedians who arent funny and he is amongst the worst (it was between him and billy 'I said something funny in 1982' connolly) 4. Jordan. Totally pointless celebrity who gets paid loads of money for doing **** all. 5. Debra Bell. Toffee nosed ***** from twickenham, a failed writer who has demonised 4 million weeds smokers to resurrect her career and become a kind of patron saint of talking bull**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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