Upwind Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 Back to poor jokes.... Knock knock....... Who's there....... Pilot..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 That's not very charitable, is it? Just teasing LBA! I've met you - you're definitely smarter than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 All this stupid in-crowd + secret jokes is ruining my saintsweb experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 Just teasing LBA! I've met you - you're definitely smarter than me. All this stupid in-crowd + secret jokes is ruining my saintsweb experience I'm smarter than the average bear. (One for the kids there) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 All this stupid in-crowd + secret jokes is ruining my saintsweb experience I was wondering if you could invite me along to your next works annual outing to those Brummie strip-joints. We could get some of the gals to sign up with SWF – play Lou and her in-crowd at their own game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 I'm smarter than the average bear. (One for the kids there) oh yeah? I'm thinking of a body part, what body part am i thinking of smart guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 oh yeah? I'm thinking of a body part, what body part am i thinking of smart guy? Knee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 I was wondering if you could invite me along to your next works annual outing to those Brummie strip-joints. We could get some of the gals to sign up with SWF – play Lou and her in-crowd at their own game. next farmhouse event i'm gonna arrange rival gathering with strippers + crack cocaine etc. Let's see how many lets b avenues turn up at farmhouse to hear pap's political views then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 (edited) Knee? It was obv tits. I thought you'd say tits, and i was gonna say goddamit, it was like a joke. Tokyos would have known what to do RIP Here is another intelligence question my dad asked from christmas cracker: Do you happen to know, bearsy, is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? My mum was looking v.nervous when he asked me this question at christmas dinner. Aunt Jackie seemed quite keen tho. I was like yeah, prob, and my Dad was like. Ha! Dumbass! F*ck you dad! Edited 1 April, 2015 by Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 I am still trying to work out what those 3pictures meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 but sevvy, baby, we have covered all that in great detail. You simply have to read the posts, I'm not even joking, Halo come right out and said what they meant. Edit: Wait.. are you trolling on me??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 Me trolling you bear,never. Just a bit thick today, I am suffering with manflu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 next farmhouse event i'm gonna arrange rival gathering with strippers + crack cocaine etc. Let's see how many lets b avenues turn up at farmhouse to hear pap's political views then! The strippers are key here, Bear – I can't believe anyone turns up at the Farmhouse to meet Lou and her crowd unless they're out of their minds on crack cocaine etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 I am still trying to work out what those 3pictures meant. Me trolling you bear,never. Just a bit thick today, I am suffering with manflu. Assuming you're not trolling and in the interests of fairness :- Goat boy Weir Doe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 Assuming you're not trolling and in the interests of fairness :- Goat boy Weir Doe Cheers Big Bad Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoPints Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 Assuming you're not trolling and in the interests of fairness :- Goat boy Weir Doe Lol. I get it now I didn't think Goatboy dam deer worked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 Lol. I get it now I didn't think Goatboy dam deer worked! Nah. I'm cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 Computer: "Enter new password." Me: "Beef stew" Computer: "Sorry, not stroganoff" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 Computer: "Enter new password." Me: "Beef stew" Computer: "Sorry, not stroganoff" Ha, that was actually funny, in a kind of crap way. Met the brief perfectly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 1 April, 2015 Share Posted 1 April, 2015 Cheers Big Bad Bob Hey Sevvy, are you new to the Muppet show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 next farmhouse event i'm gonna arrange rival gathering with strippers + crack cocaine etc. Let's see how many lets b avenues turn up at farmhouse to hear pap's political views then! Bear, overnight, I've been giving some thought to our rival gathering. We need to come up with a strategy to counter Lou's crowd because word from the front is that she's planning to roll out the big guns for the Spurs match, namely, PompeyLass and her giant bazookas. We need a crowd pleaser of our own. I was wondering whether we could persuade Bletch to come along to our gathering with some of his word puzzles because that would, at the very least, guarantee me and Fowllyd turning up, and, you never know, might even encourage Cryptic Goat to swap sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 Bear, overnight, I've been giving some thought to our rival gathering. We need to come up with a strategy to counter Lou's crowd because word from the front is that she's planning to roll out the big guns for the Spurs match, namely, PompeyLass and her giant bazookas. We need a crowd pleaser of our own. I was wondering whether we could persuade Bletch to come along to our gathering with some of his word puzzles because that would, at the very least, guarantee me and Fowllyd turning up, and, you never know, might even encourage Cryptic Goat to swap sides. FYI. I'm REALLY competitive. I'm prepared to take this to the next level to ensure we win. You'll regret being in the Bear group, Halo, that's all I'm saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 FYI. I'm REALLY competitive. I'm prepared to take this to the next level to ensure we win. You'll regret being in the Bear group, Halo, that's all I'm saying. The next level, eh Lou? I'm not sure if I like the sound of that, or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 Bear, overnight, I've been giving some thought to our rival gathering. We need to come up with a strategy to counter Lou's crowd because word from the front is that she's planning to roll out the big guns for the Spurs match, namely, PompeyLass and her giant bazookas. We need a crowd pleaser of our own. I was wondering whether we could persuade Bletch to come along to our gathering with some of his word puzzles because that would, at the very least, guarantee me and Fowllyd turning up, and, you never know, might even encourage Cryptic Goat to swap sides. FYI. I'm REALLY competitive. I'm prepared to take this to the next level to ensure we win. You'll regret being in the Bear group, Halo, that's all I'm saying. This infighting makes me sad, can't we come to some peaceful and harmonious resolution? Failing that can someone post a picture of PompeyLass' giant bazookas or are they Lou Lou's giant bazookas, whichever one it is photographic evidence would be required.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 Giant bazookas v Strippers + Word puzzles. You decide, Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 Giant bazookas v Strippers + Word puzzles. You decide, Bob It's a tough one isn't it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 It's a tough one isn't it Ok, let's make this easier, Bob Giant bazookas v Strippers + wood puzzles + cake stall + bring & buy sale + bingo + beetle drive NB. I've still got to run some of those suggestions past Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 We're not doing hardly any of them things Halo. You pretty much lost me after strippers. What happened to the crack cocaine? I was looking forward to the crack cocaine! We might have to up our game tho if Lou is genuinely offering handjobs as she seems to be suggesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 We're not doing hardly any of them things Halo. You pretty much lost me after strippers. What happened to the crack cocaine? I was looking forward to the crack cocaine! We might have to up our game tho if Lou is genuinely offering handjobs as she seems to be suggesting I'm pretty sure that Lou's lot have got the monopoly on the crack cocaine + handjobs, Bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 Brighton FC have introduced a tuition programme for their footballers, teaching them the meaning of sexual consent. At last! The young men of Brighton are now safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 Bear, overnight, I've been giving some thought to our rival gathering. We need to come up with a strategy to counter Lou's crowd because word from the front is that she's planning to roll out the big guns for the Spurs match, namely, PompeyLass and her giant bazookas. We need a crowd pleaser of our own. I was wondering whether we could persuade Bletch to come along to our gathering with some of his word puzzles because that would, at the very least, guarantee me and Fowllyd turning up, and, you never know, might even encourage Cryptic Goat to swap sides. Hmm, not so sure about this. While I bow to no man in my admiration for and hero-worship of Balti Stench, I'm not sure that even he could compete with the charms afforded by Lou and PompeyLass. On the other hand, you did mention crack cocaine... Oh, and I'm not certain that I'm going to be at the Spurs game - will have to consult my old chum SO5 about ticket availability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 Hmm, not so sure about this. While I bow to no man in my admiration for and hero-worship of Balti Stench, I'm not sure that even he could compete with the charms afforded by Lou and PompeyLass. Are there no depths to which you will not submerge your soul in order to remain at the top of Lou's list, Fowllyd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 Are there no depths to which you will not submerge your soul in order to remain at the top of Lou's list, Fowllyd? It is very important to remain at the top of Lou Lou's affections. I will be going to neither social event as I am not going to the Spurs game, however if I were then I would be attending Lou Lou as Brum is just a little to far to travel, even with the word game temptation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 It is very important to remain at the top of Lou Lou's affections. I'm kidding! I'm the biggest fan of Bearsy there is. My list of favourite Saintsweb people: Fowllyd!! Bucks Saint Pap BIG GAP Bearsy BIGGER GAP Goatboy KRG PompeyLass Bridge too far Saintandy (recent addition!) sadoldgit Jonnyboy LONG GAP Ludwig Saint in Winchester Whitey Grandad Patrick Bateman (recent climber, was bottom only a few weeks back) Halo Timbuctoo Sue whistle Whelk Eric of Arabia Hutch Bletch Cat CB Saint (respect.) Deano farawaysaint Crazy Diamond Big bad Bob Plastic Unbelievable Jeff GAP AS LONG AS BEARS THUMB Hypo Smirking DOWN IN THE DUNGEONS Saint Mikey Griffo Hope I haven't forgotten anyone! If you're above Bear's thumb, it means I think you're great! You were saying, Bob? BTW, I wonder what Fowllyd did to get those explanation marks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 About time that Lou rewrote that list. Hypo still too near the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 Are there no depths to which you will not submerge your soul in order to remain at the top of Lou's list, Fowllyd? Give me a while to think about that, Halo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 It is very important to remain at the top of Lou Lou's affections. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 You were saying, Bob? BTW, I wonder what Fowllyd did to get those explanation marks? Ha! As if I would share my secrets with one not even on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 Anyway, why did the Bear cross the road? He couldn't get his díck out of the chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 Ha! As if I would share my secrets with one not even on the list. Just a minute! I'm on the list!!! In fact I'm higher up the f*cking list than Brown Nose Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 Just a minute! I'm on the list!!! In fact I'm higher up the f*cking list than Brown Nose Bob. That's only because Lou Lou hadn't updated her list for a while. There should be a sticky thread with Lou Lou's list in the first post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 That's only because Lou Lou hadn't updated her list for a while. There should be a sticky thread with Lou Lou's list in the first post! I think she should have her own forum. Gulp, I've sunk to the level of the brown-nosers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 Come on lou. Start a 'lou's sticky list' thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 Come on lou. Start a 'lou's sticky list' thread! While the list was a useful tool for me at the time, my concern is it has turned into a school playground style popularity contest. Which makes me uncomfortable. The potential manipulation I could be capable of by using such a list, has brought out a side of me I'm most uncomfortable with. Therefore I'm going to fight those demons and just say I love you all equally. That said, you're still one of my favourites Goatboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 I don't think that's what school playgrounds is like anymore, Lou, it's less about making lists of favourite internet posters, and more bout shanking bruvs, smoking meth + fingering dinner ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 I'm pretty sure that Lou's lot have got the monopoly on handjobs pap's not gonna like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 I don't think that's what school playgrounds is like anymore, Lou, it's less about making lists of favourite internet posters, and more bout shanking bruvs, smoking meth + fingering dinner ladies I thought their Social Network status and popularity was the most important thing to the yoof of today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 well yes i spose it is really, but that would make lou's comments Valid & my comments Dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 well yes i spose it is really, but that would make lou's comments Valid & my comments Dumb Yeah but that's normal innit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 2 April, 2015 Share Posted 2 April, 2015 + fingering dinner ladies Would you like mushy peas with that, young man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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