Turkish Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Bad news for you greedy fat c*nts, apparantly SFC will no longer be selling pies as snacks. Before you all start banging on about my source "Saints Stop Selling Half time pies to Fatties" is hardly headline news. You'll just have to take my word for it on this one and see if you can get one over the next few games, not sure if this is with immediate effect or not though as i'd imagine they'd want to seel the ones they have left, so dont start gleefully tapping away with your chubby little fingers desperate to prove Turkish wrong if you can still get them for the next few games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexstar Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 They haven't sold pies at all this season. Henry sings for Chelsea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 They've not had any pies for sale at any of the games so far this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 31 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2010 thanks for pi*sing on my bonfire both of you. Obviously not being someone that has to eat every 45 minutes i wouldn't know this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Do your mates call you lightening turkish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 sHowfa aefdaree wCorteseredf hjgtakeeggh sad4ytawayf sdfmywq w ypies.e# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Oh dear, horse, stable door, bolted - and all that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 31 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Do your mates call you lightening turkish? Being someone who goes to football to watch the game and not eat, i had no idea that they had stopped selling pies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I shall be selling pies outside the Northam end at home games. Here are my prices: Steak & Kidney £3 Chicken & Mushroom £3 Balti £3.50 I will have some cans of Coke too, at £1.20 a can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 No pies, how come? DBP eat them all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Why have the pies gone ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 No pies, how come? DBP eat them all? It isn't a coincidence that Romsey is twinned with Battenberg. It isn't the town in Germany though, it's just twinned with the cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 31 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2010 No pies, how come? DBP eat them all? Dont forget our resident Jimmy Tarbuck double isn't going to home games anymore out of protest due to no payment plan. Maybe the club saw this and deicded it wasn't cost effective now their main customer has gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Who cares about the pies. Have they finally got any Yorkies in stock for the Yorkie and Coffee deal yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 5 Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I shall be selling pies outside the Northam end at home games. Here are my prices: Steak & Kidney £3 Chicken & Mushroom £3 Balti £3.50 I will have some cans of Coke too, at £1.20 a can. Will you sell kebabs too Deppo? And can you wander round to the Itchen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoNeil Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 So, who ate all the pies then? Sorry, someone had to say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Dont forget our resident Jimmy Tarbuck double isn't going to home games anymore out of protest due to no payment plan. Maybe the club saw this and deicded it wasn't cost effective now their main customer has gone. Hahaha, nice! Hard to believe he single handedly paid for Delgado in the pie-binging early noughties... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Poor show. The Madras Pastie is a poor substitute in my opinion, very dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Who cares about the pies. Have they finally got any Yorkies in stock for the Yorkie and Coffee deal yet? http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?24661-The-Beer&p=817524#post817524 See post no.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Mabes Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 thanks for pi*sing on my bonfire both of you. Obviously not being someone that has to eat every 45 minutes i wouldn't know this. Turkish please shed some light as to why you are so against anyone eating or drinking at a football match. I can only assume you were abused by a fat pint as a child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 31 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Turkish please shed some light as to why you are so against anyone eating or drinking at a football match. I can only assume you were abused by a fat pint as a child? I'm not so against it for evening games, a lot of people, myself included might go to the match without any tea, so then it is slightly more acceptable. Most games are 3pm, does everyone stop at 3.45 during a working week and go and feel their greedy, fat, faces with as much food as they can? Of course they dont, its just greed, I dont understand why people feel the need to fill their faces everytime they leave the house. It's not just football. It's the same when people cant go shopping without having a coffee in the M&S cafe or similar, f*cking restaurants at IKEA now, whatever next??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
landford.saint Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I'm not so against it for evening games, a lot of people, myself included might go to the match without any tea, so then it is slightly more acceptable. Most games are 3pm, does everyone stop at 3.45 during a working week and go and feel their greedy, fat, faces with as much food as they can? Of course they dont, its just greed, I dont understand why people feel the need to fill their faces everytime they leave the house. It's not just football. It's the same when people cant go shopping without having a coffee in the M&S cafe or similar, f*cking restaurants at IKEA now, whatever next??? The restaurant in IKEA is where you will find all the men folk who have lost the will to live after 3 days going round a3D snakes and ladders board with their loved ones, who have looked intermenably at every single item in the place, and come out a week later with a paper lampshade. I hate and loathe the place. Go straight to the restaurant grab a newspaper and sit there with countless free coffee refills. You'll probably find me there, I'll be the onein the corner, on my haunches, head in my hands, rocking backwards and forwards sobbing uncontrollably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyb1 Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Being someone who goes to football to watch the game and not eat, i had no idea that they had stopped selling pies. that's why they have a half time brek, so you can get a pie if you want without missing the football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 31 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2010 The restaurant in IKEA is where you will find all the men folk who have lost the will to live after 3 days going round a3D snakes and ladders board with their loved ones, who have looked intermenably at every single item in the place, and come out a week later with a paper lampshade. I hate and loathe the place. Go straight to the restaurant grab a newspaper and sit there with countless free coffee refills. You'll probably find me there, I'll be the onein the corner, on my haunches, head in my hands, rocking backwards and forwards sobbing uncontrollably. Which is why i never go there unless its specifically to buy something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 31 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2010 that's why they have a half time brek, so you can get a pie if you want without missing the football Not anymore you cant :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andybeal Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Cortese don't eat pies therefore no SFC supporters eat pies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohwhenthesaints Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Not anymore you cant :lol: Bit harsh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Who cares about the pies. Have they finally got any Yorkies in stock for the Yorkie and Coffee deal yet? Yorkie is coming to the game tonight. Not sure he'll be too impressed to find he's being sold to someone with a coffee though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Is it after the skates bumped pukka pies?? bastards ruining it for everyone!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 The restaurant in IKEA is where you will find all the men folk who have lost the will to live after 3 days going round a3D snakes and ladders board with their loved ones, who have looked intermenably at every single item in the place, and come out a week later with a paper lampshade. I hate and loathe the place. Go straight to the restaurant grab a newspaper and sit there with countless free coffee refills. You'll probably find me there, I'll be the onein the corner, on my haunches, head in my hands, rocking backwards and forwards sobbing uncontrollably. Every time I go in there it takes me about an hour to find my way out. And why the fook is the entrance on the top floor? Stupid Swedes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Dave Romsey Phillips (RIP) won't be happy about this. That said he seems to have had more luck with the ladies since his ban. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3114906/Whale-beached.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Mabes Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I'm not so against it for evening games, a lot of people, myself included might go to the match without any tea, so then it is slightly more acceptable. Most games are 3pm, does everyone stop at 3.45 during a working week and go and feel their greedy, fat, faces with as much food as they can? Of course they dont, its just greed, I dont understand why people feel the need to fill their faces everytime they leave the house. It's not just football. It's the same when people cant go shopping without having a coffee in the M&S cafe or similar, f*cking restaurants at IKEA now, whatever next??? I do love your rants! Some may be of the opinion that enjoying food and drink has always been associated with social occassions and interactions, so it is quite fitting at a football match - drink, chat, eat, moan etc. Damn that M&S coffee!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 31 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I do love your rants! Some may be of the opinion that enjoying food and drink has always been associated with social occassions and interactions, so it is quite fitting at a football match - drink, chat, eat, moan etc. Damn that M&S coffee!! 95% of fans excel at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Mabes Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 True true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Cortese don't eat pies therefore no SFC supporters eat pies quality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Pardew OUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I've heard they'll be selling aubergines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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