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Watching the Football League Show, slightly p1ssed I couldn't help but let out a laugh when SMS came on screen. All the other pitches shown around the piece were like one of those youtube clips of matches from a cold windy and wet 3rd round away day in the 80's. Ours was like it was shot on an August afternoon.

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Despite being trampled by the feet of thousands, as my Dad would say "a lot of £10 notes have been chopped up and spread liberally across that lawn!".

 

Was the stripe pattern on the pitch a clue to the new shirt stripes?

 

Funnily enough I said the same.

 

I'm glad someone has posted about the smelly grass. My mate thought I was dead weird when I said how 'grassy' the pitch smelt!

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Despite being trampled by the feet of thousands, as my Dad would say "a lot of £10 notes have been chopped up and spread liberally across that lawn!".

 

Was the stripe pattern on the pitch a clue to the new shirt stripes?

 

I noticed that, looked like a giant Adidas advert.

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Despite being trampled by the feet of thousands, as my Dad would say "a lot of £10 notes have been chopped up and spread liberally across that lawn!".

 

Was the stripe pattern on the pitch a clue to the new shirt stripes?

 

I don't get that about the £10 notes. Dunce hat this way...

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I don't get that about the £10 notes. Dunce hat this way...

 

 

It means (or I guess so anyway) that the cost of maintaining the pitch in such an impeccable state would cost a lot of money, ie the equivalent of chopping up a few tenners and scattering it over the pitch.

 

Old people sometimes speak in funny ways,especially when it concerns money.

 

Lawn fetish used to be a bit of a social divide in the UK.

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It means (or I guess so anyway) that the cost of mainting the pitch in such an impeccable state would cost a lot of money, ie the equivalent of chopping up a few tenners and scattering it over the pitch.

 

Old people sometimes speak in funny ways,especially when it concerns money.

 

I see. Thought it must be something along those lines but was a bit greek to me. I feel young again.

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