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Whoever invented snot, should be drown in a big vat of it.

 

Whoever invented wasps should (if male) have a wasp shoved down his jap.

 

Whoever invented computer viruses, should be subjected to a permenant flu like virus for the rest of their human life.

 

Whoever invented great tasting, but highly fatty foods, should be forced to eat 15kg of lard.

 

Whoever invented the internet is a pure genius.

 

Thats me done for a while

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Whoever invented INS should be banned.

 

You're getting boring now Pancake. First time its funny, second time causes a slightly forced smile. Now you're just boring.

 

Cue comment from you likening this to my posting techniques or humour etc.

 

You are meant to be a Mod, and up until recently I respected you as one of the better ones. Albeit I like JFP, I stayed out of his and Bungle's 'beef' with you as I also quite liked you, but I am now starting to see JFP's point.

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I take it that you are fully aware of the vital role that mucus plays within our immune system.

 

No one invented wasps, they evolved.

 

Funnily enough, I never believe a Mr A Wasp decided one day to annoy people by inventing a new animal called the wasp.

 

And yes I am aware snot helps the immune system, doesnt mean I have to like it though.

 

This is TMS, so I posted the original thread with a touch of 'tongue in cheek'

 

Whoever invented guns should be shot.

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Whoever invented Post-It Notes has earned my undying gratitude (I think it was 3M).

 

Nope, it was Romy and Michelle.

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I had to Google Romy and Michelle. May I be the first to say, you big girl.

 

M3H, that's the problem with having daughters. TBF though, it was quite funny in parts and there were some very short skirts and very long legs on show.

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Thread dedicated to 'whoever invented x, y or z' feel free to praise them or wish pain upon them.

 

Whoever invented snot, should be drown in a big vat of it.

 

Whoever invented wasps should (if male) have a wasp shoved down his jap.

 

Whoever invented computer viruses, should be subjected to a permenant flu like virus for the rest of their human life.

 

Whoever invented great tasting, but highly fatty foods, should be forced to eat 15kg of lard.

 

Whoever invented the internet is a pure genius.

 

Thats me done for a while

 

 

You can start with my willeh :tonqe:

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Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
I had to google Romy and Michelle :shock:

 

If the opportunity ever presented itself, I would like to "Google" them myself...:smt057

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