Plastic Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 I thought I was your new internet girlfriend. And now you're saying I don't exist? You have a complex mind, Bearsy. He strikes me as more of a FIFA bro than a FM funboy to be fair.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 I used to when I was younger, but I quit gaming because it's too addictive, and I don't know when to stop. *sigh* all our preconceptions are worthless! You're screwing up the data! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 The worst thing I have ever heard (as in offensive to my ears) is the noise of kids and children at a womens football match. ****ing hell, that is awful. It actually means I can't watch womens football. Luckily at men's games you rarely hear women or children. Who on earth would want to watch women's football tbh, like ballet on grass. It's on Eurosport often enough, don't think I've ever suceeded in watching an entire game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 Who on earth would want to watch women's football tbh, like ballet on grass. It's on Eurosport often enough, don't think I've ever suceeded in watching an entire game. It's not that I want to, although I have heard a few people saying that it's a decent quality - although from what I've seen in the ten minutes of screeching I can take it really isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 blokes dont want to be round whiny, needy women 24/7 So I guess you're not allowed in that sanctuary either then Turks. Boom boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 You were at Arsenal, what did you expect? It used to be called The Library for a reason (though i think that was Highbury). Yes it was Highbury though the Emirates has picked up the baton brilliantly. I just missed it when our away support decided to imitate them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graffito Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 Who on earth would want to watch women's football tbh, like ballet on grass. It's on Eurosport often enough, don't think I've ever suceeded in watching an entire game. The Guardian. Have you seen the goal by Stephanie Roche? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 The Guardian. Have you seen the goal by Stephanie Roche? Well no, women's football doesn't interest me, we've all probably scored nec plus ultra goals against Commercial Houses league sides in the SS Cup or something really. A goal can only be judged on the quality of the opposition. That's why so many erroneous opinions are formed from youtube clips, training ground goals are often spectacular as well but when there's 11 good players bent on stopping you scoring it's not the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graffito Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 Well no, women's football doesn't interest me, we've all probably scored nec plus ultra goals against Commercial Houses league sides in the SS Cup or something really. A goal can only be judged on the quality of the opposition. That's why so many erroneous opinions are formed from youtube clips, training ground goals are often spectacular as well but when there's 11 good players bent on stopping you scoring it's not the same. Take a look. Many a PL player would have been proud to score one like that even in a warm up. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30026053 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 The Guardian. Have you seen the goal by Stephanie Roche? Pretty good goal tbf, although the way everyone is going on about it you would think it was the equivalent of Bergkamp vs Newcastle rather than a flukey juggle followed by a good volley. But she doesn't look too butch or manly so well done to her, she does however look a bit like crouchy though which would be a turnoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 Pretty good goal tbf, although the way everyone is going on about it you would think it was the equivalent of Bergkamp vs Newcastle rather than a flukey juggle followed by a good volley. But she doesn't look too butch or manly so well done to her, she does however look a bit like crouchy though which would be a turnoff. I'm sure she will be very relieved that you think that... Very relieved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 I'm sure she will be very relieved that you think that... Very relieved. I cant believe that anybody would be relieved to learn that they look like Peter Crouch. Except maybe the man himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 i'm serious. It's vulgar. You might be proud that you were singing louder than the "saddo men" but i can assure you a woman shrieking and screaming football songs at the top of her voice is horrific. There are generally 3 types of women that go to football. THe first type is the ones that go with their boyfriends, because they are too insecure to let their man spend any time away from them. They insist on coming and pretending to like the game, yet constantly demonstrate their cluelessness when they try and engage in conversation about the game.. Then there are the geezer bird, generally vulgar, the type that try to be one of the lads, usually very ugly, mouthy with far too much too say for themselves. Then there are the single women who go to football because they think it'll be a cock heavy environment and good place to pick up men. They think it's a less competitive environment as other, better looking women that they come up against on nights out. They think in pubs before and after games they'll get lots of attention from equally desperate and attention seeking men and they think they can have the pick of them. You posted the exact same post a few months ago. Have I stumbled upon the UK Gold edition of the mongboard? More original material, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 I have taken both of my wives to football exactly once,at their insistance really, one embarrassed me by producing a tea flask and the other spent the whole game complaining about the smoking, their experience was short lived. Which game was this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 Which game was this? #1 must have been in the 70s, probably a nice spring day, I want to say Norwich but I'd better not. #2 PSG-Monaco Parc des Princes 1987 1 nil to Monaco, Tony Hately goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 women at football is up there is with the England Brass Band.....needs to go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 This thread has gone so far downhill I that it should be moved into the Lounge, or closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 women at football is up there is with the England Brass Band.....needs to go away Great set of lungs, wet, warm lips, rhythm and energy. What's not to like;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 This thread has gone so far downhill I that it should be moved into the Lounge, or closed. Funniest stuff on here in ages. Sticky it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 This thread has gone so far downhill I that it should be moved into the Lounge, or closed. Funniest stuff on here in ages. Sticky it. Mods: poll - Is this thread i) pointless sexist drivel or ii) the funniest thing for ages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 women at football is up there is with the England Brass Band.....needs to go away This. Both of them make a lot of pointless, irritating noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 women at football is up there is with the England Brass Band.....needs to go away Sorry, mate, I'm not budging. If you've got an issue with me, then only solution I can see if you buggering off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 Apologies, I agree. I take full responsibility for responding to off topic responses. That said, sometimes, I think this crap needs a response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellone Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 Top bird Lou. You are bang on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 (edited) The worst thing I have ever heard (as in offensive to my ears) is the noise of kids and children at a womens football match. ****ing hell, that is awful. It actually means I can't watch womens football. Luckily at men's games you rarely hear women or children. Same with U21 matches - that horrendous high-pitched noise. Compare with the sound of Fenerbache fans, 100% blokes, proper deep, guttural noise; (I know it's 'staged', but it still sounds good) This one is even better; - that's how you do "we're the Itchen over 'ere" Edited 5 December, 2014 by Patrick Bateman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 Top bird Lou. You are bang on. Ahhh! That's why she's so tetchy. Only joking CL:uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 Thanks for watching my back cellone! Goatboy - I'm never tetchy. Occasionally emotional, I'll admit. But never tetchy. I did shed a tear when Adkins got sacked, but who on here didn't. But seriously, I'm not replying anymore to this thread, I promise. I hate being off topic. My summary is: Arsenal were damn lucky, everyone (except Merson) respects us, Saints supporters on the East side of the Emirates were very vocal (no matter what the rest of you say), men are strangely scared of women in a very weird way (tho I'm not scared of them), and Saintsweb is pretty damn good despite this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 5 December, 2014 Share Posted 5 December, 2014 Mods: poll - Is this thread i) pointless sexist drivel or ii) the funniest thing for ages? FFS it's neither, it's a serious multifaceted discussion on the contribution made by women to the support of football, how this support is perceived by their male counterparts, and how, in turn, female supporters react to these perceptions. Some Dutch students realised that the paper they were writing on hooliganisms was both clichéd and irrelevant, and decided to concentrate on a subject of value. I think they are planning on creating a surveymonkey poll, so keep an eye out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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