Prince William

[Guided Missile]

So, a very strange news item about Prince William testing positive for covid 19. He didn't tell anyone because he didn't want anyone to worry? Well, I've heard from two sources that he's been a naughty husband, if you know what I mean. Track and trace would have exposed with whom he's alleged to be naughty with, wouldn't it?

I wonder when the story will break? 

[badgerx16]

Just like his father and grandfather. In this day and age, who cares ?

[sadoldgit]

56 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

Just like his father and grandfather. In this day and age, who cares ?

Mrs William maybe?

[badgerx16]

1 minute ago, sadoldgit said:

Mrs William maybe?

So then it's a private matter, unless she decides otherwise.

[ecuk268]

15 minutes ago, sadoldgit said:

Mrs William maybe?

Well she's done her bit and produced a male heir. That's all she was wanted for.

[Lighthouse]

2 hours ago, Guided Missile said:

So, a very strange news item about Prince William testing positive for covid 19. He didn't tell anyone because he didn't want anyone to worry? Well, I've heard from two sources that he's been a naughty husband, if you know what I mean. Track and trace would have exposed with whom he's alleged to be naughty with, wouldn't it?

I wonder when the story will break? 

He leaves the lids off things?

[badgerx16]

34 minutes ago, ecuk268 said:

Well she's done her bit and produced a male heir. That's all she was wanted for.

Just like Princess Diana.

[sadoldgit]

48 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

So then it's a private matter, unless she decides otherwise.

Given how much large swathes of this country are interest in the Royal Family, I think you will find that a lot of people care. There have been rumours of William’s extra curricula activities for ages. The interest in his parents affairs were also huge. If there is one thing we Brits love more than a Royal story it’s a Royal shagging story!

[badgerx16]

1 minute ago, sadoldgit said:

Given how much large swathes of this country are interest in the Royal Family, I think you will find that a lot of people care. There have been rumours of William’s extra curricula activities for ages. The interest in his parents affairs were also huge. If there is one thing we Brits love more than a Royal story it’s a Royal shagging story!

So is he just carrying out his 'public duty' ?

[The Kraken]

3 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

So is he just carrying out his 'public duty' ?

Exactly, he’s a royal prince ffs. I’d be more disappointed if he wasn’t shagging about. Same for Hazza. Big Phil the Greek and Charlie schooled ‘em well. Di was often at it it too, bless her.

[Jonnyboy]

8 hours ago, Guided Missile said:

So, a very strange news item about Prince William testing positive for covid 19. He didn't tell anyone because he didn't want anyone to worry? Well, I've heard from two sources that he's been a naughty husband, if you know what I mean. Track and trace would have exposed with whom he's alleged to be naughty with, wouldn't it?

I wonder when the story will break? 

Still waiting for Deutsch Bank to collapse first. 

[Weston Super Saint]

9 hours ago, The Kraken said:

Exactly, he’s a royal prince ffs. I’d be more disappointed if he wasn’t shagging about. Same for Hazza. Big Phil the Greek and Charlie schooled ‘em well. Di was often at it it too, bless her.

But will it be a boy or girl he's been messing with  

[badgerx16]

1 hour ago, Weston Super Saint said:

But will it be a boy or girl he's been messing with  

These days, is it a binary choice ?

[egg]

2 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

These days, is it a binary choice ?

These days, why does it matter if its a boy or a girl? 

[ecuk268]

9 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said:

But will it be a boy or girl he's been messing with  

Or even trans?