SotonianWill Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 1 minute ago, FarehamSaintJames said: What has happened š¢ idk but iām cracking up at the thought of Rickie Lambert talking both positively and negatively to a glass of water š 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Wolf Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 Haven't people been saying that kind of thing about plants for millennia? If you talk positively to them, they'll grow better or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Wolf Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 8 minutes ago, SotonianWill said: idk but iām cracking up at the thought of Rickie Lambert talking both positively and negatively to a glass of water š That's funny in itself but his accent makes the thought utterly hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey McStripe Shirt Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 It's all just a bit sad really. Unfortunately he's a bit less intelligent than even your average footballer (which is saying something) and is being sent into a vicious cycle of craziness the more he "researches" stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 21 minutes ago, Bad Wolf said: Haven't people been saying that kind of thing about plants for millennia? If you talk positively to them, they'll grow better or something? It has been suggested that the CO2 in the exhaled breath has something to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 35 minutes ago, SotonianWill said: Ā Ā Ā Ā Now regretting every time Iāve covertly pissed in a swimming pool or the sea. Most of us on here will be regarded with suspicion, spite and hatred by āthe waterā and thereās a lot of it! Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorsaint Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 Ā What the Matt Le Tissier is Rickie Lambert talking about. Getting fed up of my heroes turning into fruit loops. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wadesmith Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 (edited) Everyone body taking the piss..but this is the forum that gave last years pre season transfer window a score of 8.6 out of ten.Ā Edited 15 July, 2023 by wadesmith 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie May Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 8 minutes ago, wadesmith said: Everyone body taking the piss..but this is the forum that gave last years pre season transfer window a score of 8.6 out of ten.Ā When the chips were really down, I started speaking positively to a picture of Ruben Selles. Didnāt work. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 52 minutes ago, Miltonaggro said: Now regretting every time Iāve covertly pissed in a swimming pool or the sea. Most of us on here will be regarded with suspicion, spite and hatred by āthe waterā and thereās a lot of it! Ā iāve heard Thames Water have offered Rickie a lifetime contract to water whisper the rivers clean. Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 58 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: Ā Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 1 hour ago, SotonianWill said: idk but iām cracking up at the thought of Rickie Lambert talking both positively and negatively to a glass of water š I was brought up to never be rude to a glass of water. š I wonder when they'll mention the water contained in the human body, and the "scientific" impact of similar experiments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 Space cadet. Ā Fucking embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 This is a football forum and I don't care about anything else other than Rickie Lambert smashing goals in and heading a goal on debut v Scotland with his first touch which was fucking awesome. Ā 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 1 minute ago, Convict Colony said: This is a football forum and I don't care about anything else other than Rickie Lambert smashing goals in and heading a goal on debut v Scotland with his first touch which was fucking awesome. Ā Yeah, those were the days. He was so good, he could practically walk on water. If he'd asked its permission nicely, if course. š 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northam soul Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 That number 7 shirt has a lot to answer for on Twitter. Le tiss and now Rickie keep popping upon my timeline with their madness. They were definitely INSANE signings. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabrice29 Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 He's coaching kids which is worrying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 20 minutes ago, Fabrice29 said: He's coaching kids which is worrying. So was Huw Edwards and he's likely to be reinstated. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 41 minutes ago, Fabrice29 said: He's coaching kids which is worrying. "Young Billy is doing well. He just needs to get his head up a little more. Bring others into the game. On the plus side, we have promoted him to corporal in the army to fight against the New World Order. He's showing real leadership in training his direct action cell." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 One of his recent retweets, I just hope the aliens are nice to our water. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribtickler Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 the situation with RL is like Starbucks, when it arrived on our shores it was incredible but over time itās become bloated and under used.Ā Richard Lambert, once like Matthew Le Tissier a hero of mine, now they believe the earth is made from fox hair and the government is mind controlling us with Peppa Pig re-runs. Ā its ashame what some whack job scientists can make people believe, and they have succeeded with these 2. Ā Ā I wish them well on their journey to Utopia thats all I will say on the matter Ā 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, Convict Colony said: This is a football forum and I don't care about anything else other than Rickie Lambert smashing goals in and heading a goal on debut v Scotland with his first touch which was fucking awesome. Ā ok am bored while i'm waiting for the game and checked out the website this lot are on about - basically they are saying our politicians are corrupt incompetents which is hard to disagree with. Obvs haven't listened to footballers videos cos they've headed too many balls but i guess they were on about this. Edited 15 July, 2023 by Convict Colony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Ribtickler said: I wish them well on their journey to Utopia thats all I will say on the matter Ā never stop doing this, it cracks me up everytime Edited 15 July, 2023 by Convict Colony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 15 July, 2023 Share Posted 15 July, 2023 2 hours ago, Lighthouse said: One of his recent retweets, I just hope the aliens are nice to our water. #shatwood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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