The Reform Thread

[Turkish]

21 hours ago, sadoldgit said:

I genuinely feel sorry for you Duckie. You think that a random bloke on the internet is lying to you yet you believed everything Nigel Farage told you about Brexit. You’d be absolutely useless on The Traitors.

Here’s another one that will upset you. I didn’t mention it before as it doesn’t involve being particularly bright. A guy in the year below me had a long career playing centre half for Charlton. He marked Ted MacDougall when they hammered us 6-2 at The Valley (in torrential rain as I remember) and also played in the reverse fixture when we beat them 3-1 at The Dell.

He was a solid player at school but nothing special. There were certainly two or three players better so it was a surprise when he turned pro. 

Fuck me they want to send scientists down to your school to see what the secret is. A who’s who of 70s and 80s superheroes came from that gene pool. I predict a Netflix drama on the South London postcode which breeds legends.  Kind of the opposite of Stranger Things where every person that gets touched gets super powers . No wonder you’re so bitter all your old “mates” smashing it out the park whilst you’ve ended up being a joke figure on football forums 

Edited Monday at 11:05 by Turkish

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

Fuck me they want to send scientists down to your school to see what the secret is. A who’s who of 70s and 80s superheroes came from that gene pool. I predict a Netflix drama on the South London postcode which breeds legends.  Kind of the opposite of Stranger Things where every person that gets touched gets super powers . No wonder you’re so bitter all your old “mates” smashing it out the park whilst you’ve ended up being a joke figure on football forums 

I know SOG won't consider it crime of the century. But if anyone at your school says that if they touch you, you'll get superpowers, then report them to a teacher or the police.

If it's a teacher or a visiting member of the police that's said it to you, then go to someone more moral to help you report it. Like a priest.

[benjii]

So, 2 Reform MPs accidentally voted the wrong way on the 2 child benefit cap vote, and Farage couldn't be arsed to turn up. 

These wankers couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, have no serious policies, have links to dodgy foreign funding and plenty of connections to Epstein, and still some people think they are a credible choice for government.

THEY THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING MUG!

[badgerx16]

27 minutes ago, benjii said:

 

THEY THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING MUG!

They're counting on it.

[benjii]

 

 

[sadoldgit]

The Labour Party have just aired a party political broadcast. The whole thing focussed on attacking Reform.

[Gloucester Saint]

7 minutes ago, sadoldgit said:

The Labour Party have just aired a party political broadcast. The whole thing focussed on attacking Reform.

Pointless as Saints last season, because 80-90% of the switchers are Tories and the so-called Labour switchers are mostly disgruntled Boris voters from 2019. Sums up Labour lack of strategy. 

[Weston Super Saint]

9 minutes ago, sadoldgit said:

The Labour Party have just aired a party political broadcast. The whole thing focussed on attacking Reform.

Did you write it?

[badgerx16]

1 minute ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Did you write it?

One of his mates from the lunch club at the pub wrote it.

[Gloucester Saint]

7 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

One of his mates from the lunch club at the pub wrote it.

Prolific is Peter Duncan. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

4 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Did you write it?

Just keeping his hand in, while he works on a sequel to The Who's Tommy.