lambtiss Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 Portsmouth City Council announces bid for UK City of Culture 2029 - BBC News Well, I guess if Hull is the benchmark ...
SW11_Saint Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 6 minutes ago, lambtiss said: Portsmouth City Council announces bid for UK City of Culture 2029 - BBC News Well, I guess if Hull is the benchmark ... Bradford are the current holders. Beat Southampton to the title. 1
lambtiss Posted 28 November, 2025 Author Posted 28 November, 2025 19 minutes ago, SW11_Saint said: Bradford are the current holders. Beat Southampton to the title. I guess they will claim a victory over Southampton if they win then. 2
Ken Tone Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 Bear in mind one meaning of culture is a medium for growing bacteria. 😉 1 5
ChrisPY Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 ‘A culture is a group of specific bacteria strains’ Sounds about right. 2 6
lambtiss Posted 28 November, 2025 Author Posted 28 November, 2025 1 hour ago, SW11_Saint said: Bradford are the current holders. Beat Southampton to the title. So, if Portsmouth win, they play Bradford in the semi-finals? 2
SW11_Saint Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 (edited) 22 minutes ago, lambtiss said: So, if Portsmouth win, they play Bradford in the semi-finals? If Phil Redmond is Chair of the judging panel again they’ll win it. He was on record as saying how much he hated Southampton when he lived here (thus, we had no chance v Bradford) and “much preferred Portsmouth”. He’ll do it out of spite. Edited 28 November, 2025 by SW11_Saint 1
Pamplemousse Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 It'll be a northern city, it always is 3
Patrick Bateman Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 It'll be a city that "needs investment" (i.e. a bit of a dump). A city like Southampton is never considered to "need investment" ... I doubt Portsmouth will win either, they are tarred with the same brush as us, being Southern.
Challenger Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 (edited) Hope they wheel out Westwood to help promote the bid as he's their city,s emblem. Edited 28 November, 2025 by Challenger 5
Badger Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 20 minutes ago, Challenger said: Hope they wheel out Westwood to help promote the bid as he's their city,s emblem. Best Cultrural Attache the world has seen since Sir Ralph Patterson 2
coalman Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 City of rats https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/watch-rats-infestation-at-portsmouth-block-a-year-after-complaints-causes-anger-for-locals-5232485
franniesTache Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 To be fair they have a long and proud tradition of fiction there, in fact it's integral to their culture to make up stories and share them with as many people as possible. 1
lambtiss Posted 28 November, 2025 Author Posted 28 November, 2025 1 hour ago, coalman said: City of rats https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/watch-rats-infestation-at-portsmouth-block-a-year-after-complaints-causes-anger-for-locals-5232485 But can they paint or do they know Shakespeare?
Badger Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 (edited) 2 hours ago, franniesTache said: To be fair they have a long and proud tradition of fiction there, in fact it's integral to their culture to make up stories and share them with as many people as possible. Sadly they probably have a good chance of winning it as on the subject of fiction, they’ll no doubt trumpet the fact Charles Dickens was born there. As was Isambard Kingdom Brunel. Both fucked off at a very young age but that’ll be conveniently overlooked. But as we know from local skate folklore, both Dickens and IKB were pioneers in their field, and founder members of the Victorian era 657 crew. IKB among other things was keen on railway stations and saw them as a meeting point for ‘firms’ to get together and travel around the country for a punch up. Edited 28 November, 2025 by Badger 3
moonraker Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 3 minutes ago, Badger said: Sadly they probably have a good chance of winning it as on the subject of fiction, they’ll no doubt trumpet the fact Charles Dickens was born there. As was Isambard Kingdom Brunel. Both fucked off at a very young age but that’ll be conveniently overlooked. But as we know from local skate folklore, both Dickens and IBK were pioneers in their field, and founder members of the Victorian era 657 crew. IBK among other things was keen on railway stations and saw them as a meeting point for ‘firms’ to get together for a punch up. Don't forget Sir Arthur Conan Doyle played in goal for them. IKBs father Marc was a French asylum seeker who came to Britain via the USA to escape the French Revolution, I am sure the few will embrace him as they have other immigrants.
Charlie Wayman Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 Despite the mockery, when it comes to culture Portsmouth has a lot more going for it than the cultural desert that is our home town. 1 1
Marsdinho Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 "the necessity of living in the midst of the diabolical citizens of Portsmouth is a real and unavoidable calamity. It is a doubt to me if there is such another collection of demons upon the whole earth" General James Wolfe (1758) 3 5
lambtiss Posted 28 November, 2025 Author Posted 28 November, 2025 2 hours ago, Marsdinho said: "the necessity of living in the midst of the diabolical citizens of Portsmouth is a real and unavoidable calamity. It is a doubt to me if there is such another collection of demons upon the whole earth" General James Wolfe (1758) Fair. No wonder he headed off to Canada to fight the French, preferable and less violent than staying in Portsmouth.
Whitey Grandad Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 (edited) 3 hours ago, Badger said: Sadly they probably have a good chance of winning it as on the subject of fiction, they’ll no doubt trumpet the fact Charles Dickens was born there. As was Isambard Kingdom Brunel. Both fucked off at a very young age but that’ll be conveniently overlooked. But as we know from local skate folklore, both Dickens and IKB were pioneers in their field, and founder members of the Victorian era 657 crew. IKB among other things was keen on railway stations and saw them as a meeting point for ‘firms’ to get together and travel around the country for a punch up. And Peter Sellers and Jim Callaghan, although I can understand them keeping quiet about him. Edited 28 November, 2025 by Whitey Grandad
Miltonaggro Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 4 hours ago, Charlie Wayman said: Despite the mockery, when it comes to culture Portsmouth has a lot more going for it than the cultural desert that is our home town. Certainly in the microbiological sense. 1
die Mannyschaft Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 12 hours ago, Miltonaggro said: Cradle of filth! That's a band
die Mannyschaft Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 Would all the visitors be issued with an ankle tag.
die Mannyschaft Posted 28 November, 2025 Posted 28 November, 2025 12 hours ago, SW11_Saint said: If Phil Redmond is Chair of the judging panel again they’ll win it. He was on record as saying how much he hated Southampton when he lived here (thus, we had no chance v Bradford) and “much preferred Portsmouth”. He’ll do it out of spite. He probably got stuck in the Soton traffic for 3 hours and didn't get to see anything except the avenue, jury's inn roundabout and empty cycle ways. 1
Miltonaggro Posted 29 November, 2025 Posted 29 November, 2025 18 hours ago, SW11_Saint said: If Phil Redmond is Chair of the judging panel again they’ll win it. He was on record as saying how much he hated Southampton when he lived here (thus, we had no chance v Bradford) and “much preferred Portsmouth”. He’ll do it out of spite. It’s because we gave his son, one trick Nathan, grief. 2
SW11_Saint Posted 29 November, 2025 Posted 29 November, 2025 1 hour ago, Miltonaggro said: It’s because we gave his son, one trick Nathan, grief. Though he’s just popped up at Sheff Weds I see. Good luck to him. Super frustrating for us, but had occasional memorable moments. 2
SW11_Saint Posted 29 November, 2025 Posted 29 November, 2025 16 hours ago, Charlie Wayman said: Despite the mockery, when it comes to culture Portsmouth has a lot more going for it than the cultural desert that is our home town. Don’t agree actually, plenty of good stuff going in SO. 1
Badger Posted 29 November, 2025 Posted 29 November, 2025 On 28/11/2025 at 10:28, SW11_Saint said: If Phil Redmond is Chair of the judging panel again they’ll win it. He was on record as saying how much he hated Southampton when he lived here (thus, we had no chance v Bradford) and “much preferred Portsmouth”. He’ll do it out of spite. On 28/11/2025 at 10:37, Pamplemousse said: It'll be a northern city, it always is Don’t forget that Skatesville could easily be renamed Merseyside-on- Solent and the name wouldn’t be out of place. 1
Badger Posted 29 November, 2025 Posted 29 November, 2025 21 hours ago, Marsdinho said: "the necessity of living in the midst of the diabolical citizens of Portsmouth is a real and unavoidable calamity. It is a doubt to me if there is such another collection of demons upon the whole earth" General James Wolfe (1758) Spike Milligan was similarly impressed.
Lee On Solent Saint Posted 30 November, 2025 Posted 30 November, 2025 To be fair to them, the ones I work with recognise the place as an absolute shit hole as well.
sledger Posted 30 November, 2025 Posted 30 November, 2025 amanda holden born there but she soon f+cked off from the hell hole
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