Winning coach

[benjii]

Can we get a coach in to teach the players to just win?

Sometimes we don't win, FFS, but all you need to do is win so let's just get a winning coach.

 

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

What if the opposition already have one?

[Badger]

What’s Sir Clive Woodward up to these days ? 
 

The problem is at the top. It needs a true visionary like His Rupertship to put things in place throughout the club. When did we last have a radio station and catering to be proud of ? 

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

Heard Boro already have one. 

 

Edit: sorry, mis-read the title. Thought it was about having a whining coach.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 hour ago, Badger said:

What’s Sir Clive Woodward up to these days ? 
 

The problem is at the top. It needs a true visionary like His Rupertship to put things in place throughout the club. When did we last have a radio station and catering to be proud of ? 

Easily fixed...

[benjii]

8 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

What if the opposition already have one?

Then at least you get a point.

[Toussaint]

Like all the best ideas it’s genius is in its simplicity. 

[lumuah]

[Turkish]

8 hours ago, Toussaint said:

Like all the best ideas it’s genius is in its simplicity. 

it is simple this should be our model 

a winning coach 

buy players that are really good before anyone else knows about them

sell everyone who is is crap 

Only sign players that never get injured, be really good, be fast, fit, strong, skillful - have 2 for each position 

buy a goal keeper that doesn’t concede any goals - if he does get Peter Shilton to coach him 

Bring James Beattie in to teach the strikers how to shoot 

If anyone wants to leave let them rot in the reserves until they see sense 

I don’t know why we’ve never done it 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[Toussaint]

17 minutes ago, Turkish said:

it is simple this should be our model 

a winning coach 

buy players that are really good before anyone else knows about them

sell everyone who is is crap 

Only sign players that never get injured, be really good, be fast, fit, strong, skillful - have 2 for each position 

buy a goal keeper that doesn’t concede any goals - if he does get Peter Shilton to coach him 

Bring James Beattie in to teach the strikers how to shoot 

If anyone wants to leave let them rot in the reserves until they see sense 

I don’t know why we’ve never done it 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

I’m delighted to have you on board. I can’t claim credit, but what I must say now I’ve been secretly working on a similar, but somewhat more ambitious plan.

It’s a three year plan. 
 

This season- win every game - promotion

Next season- win every game - fa cup, league cup, champions, champions league qualification.

Season 3 - all the above plus win the champions league. 

 

 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

On 09/11/2026 at 18:53, benjii said:

Can we get a coach in to teach the players to just win?

Sometimes we don't win, FFS, but all you need to do is win so let's just get a winning coach.

 

There's a thread about getting a shooting coach. Is that thread redundant, if we can just get a winning coach? 🙂

[Turkish]

6 hours ago, Toussaint said:

I’m delighted to have you on board. I can’t claim credit, but what I must say now I’ve been secretly working on a similar, but somewhat more ambitious plan.

It’s a three year plan. 
 

This season- win every game - promotion

Next season- win every game - fa cup, league cup, champions, champions league qualification.

Season 3 - all the above plus win the champions league. 

 

 

Season 4 season 3 + win world club cup 

season 5 repeat season 3 but expand stadium to 100k

Edited 14 hours ago by Turkish

[CB Fry]

29 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Season 4 season 3 + win world club cup 

season 5 repeat season 3 but expand stadium to 100k

FINALLY someone with some fucking AMBITION 

[Saint Fan CaM]

On 09/11/2026 at 18:53, benjii said:

Can we get a coach in to teach the players to just win?

Sometimes we don't win, FFS, but all you need to do is win so let's just get a winning coach.

 

Oh FFS, why oh why oh why did you reveal this in a public forum? Every fucking club will be employing a winning coach now. Next.

[StrangelyBrown]

7 hours ago, Turkish said:

Season 4 season 3 + win world club cup 

season 5 repeat season 3 but expand stadium to 100k

Why stop at the world club cup. Let's win the world cup just like west ham

[Toussaint]

I think we have accumulated enough fact based research and evidence, it’s time to nominate someone to take this forward to the FAB, not before I’ve copyrighted my three year plan though. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

15 hours ago, Toussaint said:

I’m delighted to have you on board. I can’t claim credit, but what I must say now I’ve been secretly working on a similar, but somewhat more ambitious plan.

It’s a three year plan. 
 

This season- win every game - promotion

Next season- win every game - fa cup, league cup, champions, champions league qualification.

Season 3 - all the above plus win the champions league. 

 

 

 

9 hours ago, Turkish said:

Season 4 season 3 + win world club cup 

season 5 repeat season 3 but expand stadium to 100k

We could combine this thread with the FM27 one. The FA just has to allow us to "reload" any game we don't do as well as we'd like in. 🙂

[Turkish]

1 minute ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

 

We could combine this thread with the FM27 one. The FA just has to allow us to "reload" any game we don't do as well as we'd like in. 🙂

I’m afraid Gibbo has already beaten us to the punch on this one 

[Toussaint]

17 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

 

We could combine this thread with the FM27 one. The FA just has to allow us to "reload" any game we don't do as well as we'd like in. 🙂

Agree in principle, on the proviso that function is only available to us and we can delete Middlesbrough and send Portsmouth to Tyro league? Please proceed on this basis. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

18 minutes ago, Turkish said:

I’m afraid Gibbo has already beaten us to the punch on this one 

Just imagining the screams of outrage if a "You have been expelled from the play offs" screen appeared. 🙂

[Holmes_and_Watson]

2 minutes ago, Toussaint said:

Agree in principle, on the proviso that function is only available to us and we can delete Middlesbrough and send Portsmouth to Tyro league? Please proceed on this basis. 

For a small fee, the FA Editor is available.

- MLG