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FFS SFC, get off the fucking canvas and do something. Shit at spying. Shit at defending ourselves. Shit at communicating with the fans. Shit at understanding why any of this really matters to so many people. Shit at knowing how angry fans are going to be until they’re all gone. Absolute charlatans. If I was a lawyer with time on my hands and some spare cash I’d organize a class action suit and bankrupt the fuckers before a fan-based buyout starting again in the Conference South. As for other fans, beyond the gobshite noise on social media, I’ve had loads of mates who support other teams get in touch and say it’s really harsh and sets a stupid precedent. Apart from all that I’m not angry at all.

Get over yourself. Anyone who knows anything about football knows this punishment is excessive and will store up multiple heaps of shit for the EFL for years to come. They deserve it. Doesn’t absolve the club at all, but the EFL have no idea what they’re doing.

Don’t worry I have binoculars. Some kid in town was selling a box load on the cheap

There’s a big yacht sailing up the Solent as I speak

Classic away performance in a two-legged semifinal. And when your front three all have an off day 0-0 is a very decent result.

“We clearly weren’t spying, your honour, and as evidence I’d like to present this tape of the first half” 🤣

Fucking hell lads, man up. Logged on to read a bit of build up to an important football match only to be bombarded with spy shite. I hope it is hostile. Flynn Downes will love that. Larin too. Binoculars goal celebration mandatory. Coyr

Well done Cam Archer - fair play. Larin brilliant too. Easy street.

I have one Swansea ticket available. £28 face value.

There’s 23 points between us but other than that yep pretty evenly matched for 45 mins

If you don’t play well, don’t get beat. Another point closer to 6th. Showed character. Blue line. Move on. Coyr

Almost the perfect away day that was. Apart from kicking off at midday on a Sunday, which should be a criminal offence, that was one of the best moments of the season so far. Hopefully more to come!

We should’ve built a team around Soufiane Boufal

Shane scored at Vicarage Road (I was still half way up the steps to my seat) so there is still only one Tommy Mulgrew

I’d play Fellows, Jander and Archer to allow all of them to exorcise the first half on Tuesday but play Archer up front with Larin in a 4-4-2 (that’s where he’ll thrive) or just behind him if it’s still 4-2-3-1. The nipper can come on when Larin can’t run any more. Imagine the bantz when Leicester go three up.

Fuck me. That could be a sliding doors moment in the season. Up we go

I missed the first half. How’s it going?

FA cup semi final at Villa park 2003. I was in the Watford end biting my tongue!

Saints 5 Watford 0 Stewart 31, 68, Larin 90, 90+2, 90+5

Looks like a clusterfuck. Let’s see how it works out. Cyle Larin Larin He drives a McLaren He’s Canadian He hates the Pompey scum etc etc

Wind it in pal. He scored 43 in 87 for Orlando City a decade ago. Proper baller.

Best moments - Matsuki flick, Leo celebration, Flynn wipe out and fight. Bree did well, and we didn’t threaten once Azaz went off. He drives me nuts quite often but can unlock things. For about the tenth time this season I’m left thinking how the fuck did we not win that. They were shite. At least we didn’t lose.

I’d like to see Archer just off Stewart- bad though he’s often been I still think there’s a player there looking for confidence

Re Bragg: Agreed - an academy kid who’s been forced to sing ‘wash your mouth out’ before every training session since he was eight is what we need on Sunday. ‘Ave it.

Point taken about Frank (probably) but it’s bollocks to say were couldn’t be in the market for people at the Robins/Wilder level. Even next season we’ll still be one of the richest clubs outside the premier league. It’s just that we’ve chosen to go down the unknown hipster youth route for manager.