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ebay has the biggest audience so well worth a look. The starting price and reserve are critical aspects of the sale. It may be worth starting the auction at a quid as this will drum up interest and you will get a sale. However a reserve price will get you out of jail if not enough interest is there, but be realistic. If the reserve is too high then this may put people off. Its a fine balance. Also make sure the listing ends at a decent time. Just after Coronation street ends is a good idea. Make sure you are aware of all the fees from ebay and paypal etc. You have to be honest in yoru listing otherwise you will end up with a buyer who comes to collect/pay and decides no thank you very much because you've forgot to list that it has a dent or suchlike. Autotrader is probably the second best - now that they have a decent website. It might be an idea to do both.

blimey. I bet that post won't get too many laughs when I cut and paste it into an email to my skate mates tomorrow.

are you sure he's not the new owner. PES said to look to the skies.

Titchfield lads talk a lot of sense full stop.

it's irrelevant as anything they owe us is knocked off what we owe them - a much greater sum

Connelly took a while to get his fitness and sharpeness when he got into the side. He's going to have to start all over again. Annoying as he looked tremendous before the injury.

good spot.

what do you mean there is no buyer waiting in the wings? Peter Tells Storries said negotiations were in an advanced stage. Are you trying to tell me that this guy might not be telling the truth? How dare you sir?

he saw fans looking trying to cause trouble and instantly assumed they were skates?

they can sell their players to Russian clubs can't they?

I wonder how Mrs Tells Storries is this morning? Do you think she will scarred for life having seen a man wave ten pound notes under her husbands nose? What a nightmare experience. That's the kind of thing that makes you consider giving up a £1.3m a year job, isn't it? Never fear though, he managed to overcame the evil Southampton people and now he is free to fight the great fight to ensure the Worlds Greatest FansTM have the club they deserve to support today, tomorrow and for the rest of their lives. I need a hero. Holding on for a hero till the end of the night. He's got to be strong, he got to bright, he's got to pay tax on his earnings. I need a hero.

when saints attacked you did not hear a peep from the away fans, so this doesn't make any sense at all.

would the skates have to pay extra for that?

unless you pick a section that has no season ticket holders

Currently 4000 unsold tickets for Stoke game on Saturday

do you enjoy paying £1300+ for your two tickets though mate, because this is affected by supply and demand.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8519941.stm is this old news? I couldn't see a link on here which is surprising. My guess is the government over there want to get this guy under wraps before he causes any mor embaressment to the country. now who do I drop from my top ten? 1. Redcrap - charged with football corruption/tax evasion 2. Tells strories - charged with football corruption tax evasion 3. 64 `PFC supporters' - Guilty banned for football hooligansim after derby game 4. Bond - investigated for football coruption 5. Azougly - providing false evidence in court 6. Venables - Disqualified from acting as a director 7. Johnson - On the spot fine for stealing toilet seat 8. Quinn - Guilty of driving whilst banned and neglecting racehorses 9. Rix - Guilty of underage sex and indecent assault 10. PFCs real owner Gaydamak Sr - Guilty of illegal arms sales oh and if you don't like any of them there is always Alan Biley's haircut. Criminal.

First choice England keeper in my eyes. Yes he makes the odd **** up (but name a keeper that doesn't), but he is one of the few English keepers that actually pulls off saves that leave you opened mouth with amazement. I'm not sure the ones he made on Saturday were quite that, but time after time on MOTD last season he got the skates out of jail with rediculous reaction or full length saves. I thought he lived in deepest darkest Devon. I seem to recall him going on about long commutes. I guess he has a second or third (who knows) home.

kin nightmare. Are there any rails works/tube works?

agreed, unless of course we lose Lallana, Schneiderlin and Lambert in the summer. That would hit us hard and he would have to rebuild. Mind you the money would be there if those players went so even that wouldn't be an excuse.

does the pretty much non stop noise/buzz/amosphere come across?

a shed load of Saints fans missed out on the FA Cup final and won't want to miss out here.

Read the news report again, there was no violence towards Tells Stories, it was intimidation, and even that is according to his intepretation of events. I'd be very interested to hear from someone that was there (I assume in the corporate hospitality area) as to what happened.

nice bait. Swim back to the longe will ya whilst we lick out wounds.