CB Fry

I wish we were Portsmouth.

Cancel the hosepipe ban. I think we can irrigate most of the South-East by running some pipework off your bedsheets.

Oh I do hope that we sign another child.

Corbyn still going on about the fucking Waspi women. Of all the things that need fixing in this country and that's in his first words. Utter twat.

I can't help thinking this is all Paul Trollope's fault.

All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise.

Ryan speaks well, interesting perspective on his time at Saints.

TAKE THAT ITALY YOU FUCKING CUNTS

Waits until Wussell's team scores and here he is.

The brilliant thing about last years Premier League season was simply how breathtaking Palace, Fulham, Leicester and West Ham were. Astonishing.

I think its a daft thing to say. I dont think today's Jack Stephens parachuted into the 1995 Premier League would be some world beater, no. Like it or not Dodd and (to a slightly lesser extent) Benali played for seasons at the highest level. Many SFC managers came and went with their own full back signings but players like Dodd regained/kept their place. Jack Stephens at any level on any measure is nowhere near that.

Great read, loved that. And what a team we've got there. Stuart Gray the perfect jack-of-all trades guy to have on the bench. And I'd include Dennis Wise to come on when Bally has run himself into the ground.

How did you work that out when they played against Ferguson's United, Keegan's Newcastle and Wenger's Invincibles among others.

Hahahahahaha you fucking weirdo

My recommendation as someone what has got an A level in English and has read as many as fourteen or fifteen entire books is to use neither. Stephens new contract, Fernandes new contract - the meaning is perfectly clear with no need for clumsy apostrophes or a superfluous letter "s". Or rebuild the sentence: Jack's new contract, Matty's new contract probably better. Suggested usage: "Jack's new contract is an effing joke because he is stealing a living at SFC"

Can we have fewer of this on here please.

Either way you are a fucking bellend

I've heard the Rangers players have just come back from a day in an Escape Room rounded off with a Chippy Tea.

At least that penalty deserved to win the tie.

It's not three weeks to go, that's a stupid deadline if you everything is going to be sorted then. 100% it won't. But that includes departures. Just like JWP two years ago, I'd expect to see some of Dibling/Matty/Ramsdale playing against Wrexham.

I had Draper Tools on our sweepstake so imagine how I feel. Gutted.

You're still coming at it from a position that everything that happens in a players career is entirely decided by the club. The player is just an empty vessel chess piece that the club alone decides what do with. According to you Tyler doesn't sign an longer contract because the club decided not to progress it. Well, maybe there is more to it than that. He had already been to Chelsea and back so yeah, I think ok to assume the player and agent has a sense of his value. They can sit tight if they want, and there are alternative scenarios where he asks to leave if they felt bounced into being tied down. Would it have been better just to let him go to Palace or Brentford a year ago because we say "ok you'll never play in the first team if you dont sign". We get plenty of moans when young players leave because they don't get game time. This time we give him game time and guess what you think that's wrong too.

This transfer window is getting Sylla and Sylla.

I just don't think its going to work like that, ever. We can't afford to start giving long lucrative contracts to players before they've even played a single game, on the chance they turn out to be world beaters. What huge contract should we have given to that Jankewitz who plenty on here was screaming about being world class? Turned out be shit. Plus all the others that are supposed wonder kids that never did it. Who is supposed to be making these decisions to tie up expensive long contracts and salaries on players before they kick a ball for us in the first? Madness. This is all coming from a unrealistic world where the players themselves are oblivious to their own value, the agent is oblivious to their true players value so get duped into signing their life away so the club gets "control" and ownership. That might been what happened to The Backstreet Boys but it ain't happening in 2025 top level football. The players and agents aren't as dopey and powerless as you think they are.

Switch to an all-red kit and the entirety of the Chinese market is all ours, my friend.