CB Fry

What Derby need right now is a multi millionaire from the city and passionate fan of the club. Oh. They’ve already got one.

Every single witch ducking pool in the country has a working capacity calculated in cubic litres. Thank you very much Brussels.

Yes, too dangerous. On the news obituary last night there was a thing about him inventing a little fold up electric bike (I think called the zike) which at first glance genuinely did look like an idea better than scooters.

This load of bollocks about imperial measures will make no difference to that sweetheart.

The changes the UK are asking for on the Irish protocol are fundamental and go all the way back to Theresa May's original strategy, Boris/Davis resignation and the oven ready deal he ultimately signed as Prime Minister. It's the unsolvable issue we are still trying to wriggle out of. It's not a nip or a tuck. Plus we are still extending grace periods and kicking cans down the road. Still, its all over, it's finished and done.

Well, we are.

She'd be in a failed state when I'd finished with her.

Brilliant.

She is, what my old mum would describe as, "dumpy". But from the neck up, I'm with Lighthouse.

I did. He was very much the Spanish Jordy Clasie.

Nadine Dorries. Party time for the Guido-ettes on here. She'll be there to do her best to smash up one of our biggest and most effective export industries. Channel 4 sell off now absolutely inevitable, so let's flog that to the yanks and pretend that's some great triumph. But she'll stick it to the fucking lefty woke benders and that’s all that matters.

It's as far as your ambition will stretch.

I'm just amazed we aren't selling out when you consider the size of our catchment area now that Bournemouth and both South Wales clubs aren't in the Prem.

10 wins is plenty for the last twenty years or so and absolutely plenty when you look at the last few years. I look forward to the annual shitting of pants around us needing 40 points but its been a long time since that was needed.

I think it is just evidence of what Uncle Les always told us. We are always monitoring the market and absolutely clear on the names of the successors for every position on the pitch and in the dugout. We should know who we have lined up for Ralph's successor and also for Ralph's successor's successor. Completely prepared for every eventuality. #blackbox #nothinglefttochance #thefactthatitisalwaysanoutofworkmanagerisjustacoincedence #honestlyitsjustacoincedence #welcomesaintsteve

Demarai Gray and Andros Townshend are excellent examples of players who have a little burst of form and people on here drool over them and wish we'd signed them. But if either of those players were ours, those same people would despise them just as they despise Redmond. The pair of them flatter to deceive, run hot and cold and their end product absolutely no better than Redmond.

You defending it is just more evidence for the prosecution, to be honest.

We've all come to the consensus that you are a bellend.

A football club that takes time to post up drivel like "unbeaten in the waistcoat".

Flicking around i saw five minutes the other day, probably the first time I've seen it since the week it started. It was a piece on 9/11, an interview with a relative of a victim and (you're way ahead of me) it was all about how he doesn't believe the "official narrative" and thinks that "explosives" brought the towers down, not the dirty great planes that flew into them. I knew it already but its not a channel for the likes of me.

The manager of the team, for one. Let's see if this kid becomes the nailed on first choice striker from next week, shall we?

Fair enough it is me. Just seems that attendances for everyone was a bit more hidden this season but I've looked a bit harder now and found them for other clubs. Really odd we're not sharing.

This is just complete fucking drivel but you carry on because we know Adkins lives in your head rent free. So we all know you're only going to spew all this shite out all over again next time he gets sacked, next time he gets a job, next time he does some co-commentary, next time someone meets him in the street and posts a photo, next time someone just mentions his name on this forum and on the day his death is announced. So be my guest. Fucking boring though, aint it?

Might be me but I don't think anyone is publishing attendances at the moment. Where it used to be just a standard stat underneath the scoreline of any match report, its now nowhere to be seen, even when you look for it.

He could well be the next Danny Cadamarteri or Francis Jeffers.