CB Fry

He wasn't signed for the first team, he was signed to the B team. With a view to joining the first team eventually. "Eventually" not meaning "by the end of September in his first season". He won't be playing for the first team any time soon.

Who is saying that Armstrong is better than Ings? I think no one. Equally, why the fuck people are offering up the idea that Ings is currently a better player than Adam Armstrong as some kind of killer insight is equally baffling. Obviously he is, I'm lost as to what the debate is. What's the next topic, if only we had Van Dijk instead of Stephens?

It's always important to remember that a central defender who can't cope with the intensity of The Championship will probably do really well in the Premier League because you get more time on the ball or something.

Last time I looked, we weren't involved in the Champions League this season.

Well, we did have some tough draws on the way to the final a few years back. Also, we're out and no mistake.

Fifth.

We're only allowed to judge a player on the back of a single game if the judgment is that they are brilliant and will be definitely worth £40m and/or we've made a huge error only loaning this guy we have to buy him, he's a class above etc etc etc. Otherwise single game analysis is not permitted.

Apologies for eating at the football and everything but worth putting on the record that the sausage rolls here are excellent 👌

I don't think he was injured, he just wasn't picked. He lost his place to Hurst and couldn't get it back. I'm not the expert though, I only really know him as the Saint and Greavsie guy. Funny old game.

What Derby need right now is a multi millionaire from the city and passionate fan of the club. Oh. They’ve already got one.

Every single witch ducking pool in the country has a working capacity calculated in cubic litres. Thank you very much Brussels.

Yes, too dangerous. On the news obituary last night there was a thing about him inventing a little fold up electric bike (I think called the zike) which at first glance genuinely did look like an idea better than scooters.

This load of bollocks about imperial measures will make no difference to that sweetheart.

The changes the UK are asking for on the Irish protocol are fundamental and go all the way back to Theresa May's original strategy, Boris/Davis resignation and the oven ready deal he ultimately signed as Prime Minister. It's the unsolvable issue we are still trying to wriggle out of. It's not a nip or a tuck. Plus we are still extending grace periods and kicking cans down the road. Still, its all over, it's finished and done.

Well, we are.

She'd be in a failed state when I'd finished with her.

Brilliant.

She is, what my old mum would describe as, "dumpy". But from the neck up, I'm with Lighthouse.

I did. He was very much the Spanish Jordy Clasie.

Nadine Dorries. Party time for the Guido-ettes on here. She'll be there to do her best to smash up one of our biggest and most effective export industries. Channel 4 sell off now absolutely inevitable, so let's flog that to the yanks and pretend that's some great triumph. But she'll stick it to the fucking lefty woke benders and that’s all that matters.

It's as far as your ambition will stretch.

I'm just amazed we aren't selling out when you consider the size of our catchment area now that Bournemouth and both South Wales clubs aren't in the Prem.

10 wins is plenty for the last twenty years or so and absolutely plenty when you look at the last few years. I look forward to the annual shitting of pants around us needing 40 points but its been a long time since that was needed.

I think it is just evidence of what Uncle Les always told us. We are always monitoring the market and absolutely clear on the names of the successors for every position on the pitch and in the dugout. We should know who we have lined up for Ralph's successor and also for Ralph's successor's successor. Completely prepared for every eventuality. #blackbox #nothinglefttochance #thefactthatitisalwaysanoutofworkmanagerisjustacoincedence #honestlyitsjustacoincedence #welcomesaintsteve

Demarai Gray and Andros Townshend are excellent examples of players who have a little burst of form and people on here drool over them and wish we'd signed them. But if either of those players were ours, those same people would despise them just as they despise Redmond. The pair of them flatter to deceive, run hot and cold and their end product absolutely no better than Redmond.