CB Fry

Some lessons to learn for next season's Premier League campaign, that's for sure.

If Sam Allardyce had won the league and the Europa League and the Champions League.

It's The Guardian, to give the newspaper its full title.

Much like every famous TV scouser I had no doubt every famous TV Geordie lives down south. For me it came down to a toss up between Jimmy and Geoff from Byker Grove. Thanks though.

Surely his family are in the North East because he works at Newcastle? It's not like he is Jimmy Nail.

Indeed. Bizarrely this was a live topic on this forum in the seasons we finished sixth/seventh, although I think it was mainly about people trying to concoct scenarios where the team in eighth place qualify for the Europa (spoiler- they never do).

Ditto. Seems that Nordic can post up any old cult-of-Cortese horsesh it but good heavens don't reply to him.

Lille have won the league in living memory and qualified for the Champions League plenty of times. Hardly some fairytale kickstarted by the appearance of Jose Fonte. Leipzig have qualified for the Champions League before Mitchell turned up, and our current leadership team have recruited a manager that took them into the Champions League. At the time you were demanding we appoint Darren Powell.

If only we were ambitious enough to recruit managers that had taken both those clubs into the Champions League.

It's all about momentum.

Worry away mate if you want to be a sopping wet fart about it. We are so safe it is unbelievable. Absolutely positively definitely not being relegated this season. Get over it.

Boris, Mogg, Davis and plenty of others have lapped it up, gobbled it up, swallowed it big. You missed that? If the remaining ERGers want to stand firm then I for one support every last one them. Personally I think its brilliant because my original prediction had us exiting on March 29th. Frankly I couldn't foresee those utter spanners who have campaigned for Brexit for. their. entire. lives. voting to stop it happening. But they effing did. Delighted delighted, delighted to be wrong. In fact, I'm gobbling it up. Yum yum yum yum yum.

I think we all agree we're all desperate to see a Stefan Von Wigleystein take over from Ralph in July 2020. Vot could possibly be going wrong?

This. More entertaining end to season.

We are safe.

Cardiff win and Saints loss would be meltdown central on here. It's not impossible, we are exceptionally good at following up one of our "didn't they do well" noble defeats against a top 6 club with an atrocious display in a winnable game. So we could lose. But we'll still stay up.

Jesus wept.

He was the queen of all of our hearts.

I can only assume this means that all the no-deal planning is completely finished and we're definitely ready to straddle the world as a super sovereign mega-nation making all our own rules and sh it.

Happy Halloween.

In fairness that was true for our own JPT final. My sister in law and two daughters came with me and my brother to Wembley, none of those three have been to any football match before or since. We haven't got 50k die-hard fans and neither have they.

Barnier confirming today that in the event of a "no deal", the EU will only progress to talks around any "comprehensive free trade deal" once the UK agree to resolving Citizens Rights, the financial settlement and, err, protecting the Irish border. You know, all that stuff in the withdrawal agreement. That. All. Of. It. No deal just means signing up to the deal, eventually.

He gets his weekly pay in a little wage packet like a 1950s coal miner you know.

In a smaller nutshell: The headbangers have fu cked it fu cked it fu cked it.