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At the moment this feels like 2-2 at Wembley. I still think Zlatan May will nick it.

This is true. A majority was there for the taking.

Same time next year then? #vote2018

Well I didn't see that coming and no mistake. At 9:58 I wrote down 74 and said to the missus there's your majority (she's a Tory). For the first time ever I could be wrong about something. Still think the Tories will scrape it although the SNP looks too low.

This just in - people who didn't believe the monopoly thing were moronic:

Someone has definitely swallowed the propaganda hook, line and sinker. Jesus wept.

Tories (or the strong, incumbent party), usually.

Imagine one of those supertanker container ships that turn up at the docks every day. Imagine every square inch of it is filled with hundreds of thousands of frogs. Then double it. That.

Yeah but he made little Steven Gerrard upset that time.

Because he has no place here. We signed him out of utter desperation and when we had him he played one game. His time at Saints is over.

Up against the utterly delusional AR-10 (I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT) I am definitely on team Crabby. #crabarmy

He is not coming back. Ever.

Just heard my contact at the club and Virgil has given his side of the story. All one big misunderstanding. Turns out all he and Klopp were doing was playing a game of Monopoly.

The "smears" on Corbyn have worked fine. And they're not smears it's true. Abbott is a walking catastrophe and has done herself in by being utterly sh ite at her job. And the Mail stuff is what people like me meant by "he's unelectable" two years ago - he's got all this baggage and it's a doddle to lay it on thick at times like this. It's all there in his history and his voting record. Ditto Diane, ditto "bombs and bullets" McDonnell. His team, hand picked. But, yeah. The rallies. The membership. Fu cking brilliant.

It's a reasonable assumption - I'd think our vacancy will be one of the top five best paid managerial vacancies in the world this summer. And not entirely sure he is going to get another top ten European job right now - he's basically a Brendan Rodgers type figure - built a rep, got a shot at the big time and now needs to build up again. He'll be a high calibre appointment for sure but it's a pretty good match of club size/challenge if he wants Premier League and wants it now.

But you said it was media ****? So did it happen or not?

Southampton reported Liverpool to the FA and they issued a grovelling, humilating apology for something that hasn't happened? You really sure about that?

So you don't believe VVD wants to go to Liverpool but then go on to talk about him sulking and you start laughing at Liverpool? If it is all "media *****" that you don't believe then what is VVD going to be sulking about and what are you laughing at Liverpool for?

Why don't we show AMBITION and recruit Gordon Strachan as manager IMMEDIATELY?

Apparently there's been a new twist in the search for Maddie, and also Princess Diana is still dead.

It's the Express and Alex Crook - no actual new info, just a speculative punt that it will happen tomorrow/during the week. The newspaper equivalent of this forum's very own speculator AR-10. It's pretty obvious he has gone, just a matter of time before it's announced.

We will have to see. There isn't a Labour party not run by an absolute cretin available to me so I am struggling as I have already said. I live in a seat with 12k Tory majority so my vote is worthless so I will most likely make a small contribution to Caroline Lucas's vote share and subsequent funding. The only thing I know for certain is I won't vote Tory or Corbyn.

As I said. Own your choice.

So it was exactly what I heard then. Clear.

So you say you want Diane Abbott but are desperately leaping on the flimsiest, vaguest throwaway comment from Corbyn as proof that she won't get the job, and that the prospect of Diane Abbott as Home Secretary is something that has to be "taken seriously". But you don't not want her. Odd, to say the least.