CB Fry

Neville is only the obvious choice because he's not had the chance to fail anywhere yet. A couple of years bimblimg around as manager of Hull or West Brom might change opinions of him.

That's the end of all the political threads on here then.

"...all you have to defend yourself with is a firearm..." Wonderful stuff.

In that case I have no idea what lickierambert was on about. Finish fourth, it's fine.

I think if we go out, we're out of Europe completely. I think. (MLG to confirm) So from a "we're all going on a European tour" perspective you might want to finish fifth.

Bit late for that. We all look forward to your hilarious routine yet again this summer.

I've already used up the only rhyme I have for pal. Not sure what I am supposed to do now.

You've damaged my morale.

Are you lot taking the pi ss? Turkish would have hated this.

Fair play for managing to wring out an Anti-Saints agenda angle from an interview which was not about Southampton FC in the slightest.

I can't deal with this all on my own.

Where did I say anything remotely like that? Deary me. Is the real world your little place where knives are more dangerous than guns? That real world?

I think you're missing the point. Premier League Clubs can't loan anyone outside of the windows. In theory we could beg for an emergency loan but as MLG says it won't be granted as we have an incredibly experienced keeper (560 odd appearances) on the bench, and if we lose him another keeper who has already played in Premier League matches and elsewhere. Plus Cropper. None of those players qualify as "the bloke from the front row". I think Newcastle had two keepers down and had to put a kid in earlier this season. Gazza with Cropper on the bench? We'd have to lump it I'm afraid. It's a pain not having our first (or second) choice keeper but there is no emergency here therefore no emergency loan would be granted. (We might still sign an out of contract player, but I doubt it.)

I miss him too.

He's defintely allowed to play for us in the back end of May though?

He can defintely do a job. In 18 months time, unless the FA go for yet another £6m a year foreign megastar manager then Pardew is pretty much the only contender isn't he? Who else is there... Garry Monk? Big Sam? Brucey? That bloke from Brentford? Our Tony Pulis?

Another black out? Seriously, get help.

The full facts being you implying that knife crime is some British thing that doesn't happen in the US and the full facts that you said in this thread that knife crime was worse than gun crime. And the full fact is that guy is now dead. Shot dead. The full fact is if this had happened in Hampshire you'd be posting it up here to "prove" your rather dumb worldview. Except it didn't and it is highly unlikely to. What other full facts have you got for me?

Correct. It wouldn't surprise me if the club pulled some out-of-contract black box certified keeper out of nowhere this week, but in all honesty we can navigate the rest of the season with Kelv in I think.

Did howwible old Les Reed not return Artur's phone calls either? Waaaaaaaaah.

No. Remind us what a "mess we're in" again won't you, you grizzling little ponce.

He won't be coming back and that's absolutely fine by me. Played his last game for us I'd hope.

Anyone still think Swansea and Stoke are breathing down our necks? No? Good. We are definitely finishing seventh or higher. What a season.

Crab Lungs has just come.

We will walk this.