CB Fry

It's been invaluable, I've got to say.

Hi Deano. Funnily enough I know exactly who Les Ferdinand is. Apologies for not adding further explanation to what was, admittedly, a pretty wafer thin one liner. Jack got it further up the thread though. Or, to put it another way, whoosh.

I see they've appointed someone called Les as Director of Football.

I have been told this also.

With all those "sex toys" waving about, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Until.

How many more times? The. Population. Am. Bigger. In. The. America*. *by which I mean the United States of Americans. Like, not Brazil.

Is that a yes then?

Do you include people who use the phrase "our thoughts and prayers are with you" as being in the Bronze Age?

As Hypo said, on that thread you called people who pray for others child abusers, and you carry the theme on on this thread.

You're very good at pretending you didn't say things. So are people who follow religion "stuck in the Bronze age" (your words) or not? Yes or no?

Let's remember you started ranting about that stuff on the back of someone harmlessly saying "our thoughts and prayers are with" someone else. A totally disproportionate reaction by someone with very little grasp of basic humanity. You're a forum legend and no mistake.

Getting the ball first does not negate every other element of the tackle. It was poor and reckless and a red card was fair enough.

The party at the head office of the media will last long, long, long into the night.

Balls.

Behave. He has a fine track record of being bang on the money about stuff.

We are definitely definitely definitely not going to score.

We're winning on points.

If you are supposed to represent enlightened atheist humanity, sign me up at the nearest fu cking mosque.

I was told earlier that he was definitely going to sign and the club had reached an agreement. Great news.

Your reply didn't register with me at all.

You seem to be still going though.

Why are you lumping Mark Ronson in with reality show contestants? You've admitted you don't have a clue who he is so why not stop there?

I think they should run more events where significant figures from our history get to speak about their experiences. Nigel Adkins would be a perfect candidate for the first one.

You might want to support Reading instead. There's a trading estate with a Frankie and Benny's there and everything.