CB Fry

I knew it wasn't a fire sale or asset strip. It was obvious, at the time, to people that were not fu cking idiots.

No. For me, everything has been okay all year. With the exception of the day we sold Chambers.

Beautiful. Great read. So, not a fire sale, then?

Quite. I love the fact now seem to have genuine options and insured against some of our new signing flop (one or two may well do, it just happens). If Gardos doesn't settle, we have Toby (vice versa) and if Mane doesn't work we have other attacking options. For a club not in Europe, on paper, we have a very solid squad.

That'll be a grand total of two loans, one in a position where we also spent £8m on one player and extended the contract of another key man. And the other loan is in a position where the club will hope our young back up will flourish over the next twelve months. Or, if the worst happens and our "foundations" are destroyed we might have to, gosh, try and purchase a left back next summer. I mean, the club is doomed and no mistake.

I think I can finally see what's happening here. Thank you for opening my eyes, Crab Lungs. Thank you for opening my eyes.

Easy in hindsight.

All I can see is a load of asset stripping, with Katharina taking all the money and keeping it in a Swiss bank account. Morgan definitely is going because Krueger is a lying liar and he said something like Morgan will still be here on Sept 1st but that really meant he won't be here on Sept 2nd because we can still sell him or something. All a technicality which is a lie and he will be sold definitely. Les Reed is incapable of signing any players and we have no vision and the days of us signing £10m plus players from Celtic and £8m plus defenders from second tier European clubs will clearly never happen again. We have no vision anymore because it's not like Reed, Krueger and Koeman have talked about aiming to qualify for Europe. No-one at the club has said it or if they have its a lie and laughable. Koeman said we were going to sign a winger and a defender before the window shut but he's just placating the fans, it won't happen because Les Reed is useless. And anyway, we should be doing all our transfer business early like all the big clubs do. Basically we're a laughing stock and I feel abused. Abused I tell you. Oh, and conned. Conned and Abused.

Sky could mention it...or....show a shot of two cars driving to Carrington. Again.

Club now teasing us. Trolling the eff out of the fanbase. Quite funny really.

This. They'll be editing a fu cking interview video when they could just announce it.

I was quite pleased with that. I think it's all done anyway but couldn't waste that line.

September One, Signings Nil.

Didn't we announce Papa Waigo in the mid morning of the day after deadline day? Vague recollection of that.

Indeed. It will be mental on all levels. And forum folklore for years to come.

If we don't announce these two there will be the meltdown of all meltdowns on here.

That is just a chancer. Post it as many times as you like. What we're waiting for is actual confirmation, not guesswork from a din on twitter.

So, we are going to announce both at the same time on the stroke of 10pm, then. Possibly.

WE GOT RID OF GASTON AND ALL THE MONEY IS GOING TO KATHARINA'S SWISS BANK ACCOUNT FFS. ASSET STRIPPING SLAG.

Ramirez to Hull. No Hull fans cheer whatsoever.

For once I am prepared to agree that Sky Sports News have an anti Saints agenda. I demand to see our dinlow fans jigging about and chanting FFS.

Rooney and Van Persie will be going mad.

Probably signed six hours ago. Just finishing the print approval on the flashy photos and interview video.

Clearly not. Koeman uses the word 'dream' which is a long way from the 'not if but how' apparent certainty of the last bloke.

So Redknapp, so Deadline day. Thank eff that *@#*$ is nowhere near our club.