CB Fry

No.

Lambert and Chambers.

Don't bother. We've swapped out some players and swapped some new ones in. It's easy, it's fine, everyone does it all the time and basically replacing our team-of-the-year outgoing players is exactly the same as binning off rubbish players and getting new ones. All the same.

......huh?

Let's remember despite not a single person suggesting him on this forum all summer, as of the minute Sky Sports News said we'd put a bid in, Shane Long is basically the only forward we could have possibly bought in this window. So we had no choice but to buy Shane Long. And Pelle? Koeman's call, and we have to keep hoping.

Bring back the old era when we won every single game.

Ronald, shout something racist or something. I want an early night.

Reckon we'll be first up on Match of the Day?

Jack Cork= goals goals goals.

Amazed Long not starting, nice to see Gardos on the bench. 2-1.

and for Balotelli.

Er, right.

Tranmere in the fourth division? Okay then. Don't really understand why people on here think the Balotelli signing changes anything for Rickie. He knowingly signed as a squad filler back up striker. He signed when Suarez was still at the club. Liverpool were always going to sign a Suarez replacement, and RL would know this.

I think you'll find he never said any of that stuff on that thread.

Pretty sure there should be several thousand fans in our huge catchment area who support neither team but who just want to enjoy some real live Premier League action. Maybe they'll all turn up tomorrow?

Build it now FFS.

What the hell are you on about, CB?

What a pointless thing to say, then. Well done.

Not Bale, Berbatov, Modric, Carrick and so on. Good old Daniel Levy.

You keep saying this stuff like Boruc was doing us a favour. We took him as a free agent and he did well. And we paid him to do his job. We don't owe him anything. We've now spent ten million quid on a keeper the club think is a better option. The sooner he goes the better, If nothing else to get you off this forum.

What does?

He never went there as front line replacement for Suarez. He knew he'd be back-up and playing cup ties, so none of this would be a surprise for him. It's a perfect move and he'll be more than happy to be squad meat: almost the direct opposite of our friend Artur.

Does the name Steve Ogrizovic mean nothing to you?

You said Lallana was replaceable in the same way that Liverpool could replace high profile total failure Andy Carroll. Doesn't say much for your opinion of what we've lost, does it? And if you think the enquiries for Morgan and Jay Rod were made up by the press then god help us. I think you said the same when the reports linking Shaw with Man U came up. In fact, I know you did. And, guess what, it wasn't all made up by nasty-wasty journalists with an agenda, was it?

So you still think Koeman is Steve Wigley standard then?