CB Fry

His blathering on the £ proved beyond doubt he is making it up as he goes along. If in the highly unlikely event of a yes vote I think there would be an immediate campaign in the rest of the UK for us to have a say on whether/how we share our currency with a foreign country.

Of course it won't but fat Salmond has promised it if he wins. It's not his to promise. We should be countering that sh it with promise to bow to the will of the entire UK population.

Joleon Lescott on 98k? More than Dzeko. Brilliant.

It would be a delicious cheap shot but I am surprised that idea has not even been floated to put the shi ts up the "don't knows" in Scotland. There are so many things a yes vote would impose on the rest of the UK that we haven't voted for: unilateral nuclear disarmament for a start. Cameron should, either officially or leaked out unofficially, announce a referendum on currency union/separation terms etc etc within a year of a yes vote. Hard not to see an effing landslide voting for whatever the sh ittest deal for the jocks would be. What larks. It'll be no anyway, David, so just do it for the LOLZ.

On Saturday we aren't under dogs and frankly we will be expected to win. Let's see how that goes. I think we will win, by the way, but that game will be a better measure than yesterday. And sure we can finish 8th, but maybe not the runaway 8th of last year.

On Saturday we aren't under dogs and frankly we will be expected to win. Let's see how that goes. I think we will win, by the way, but that game will be a better measure than yesterday. And sure we can finish 8th, but maybe not the runaway 8th of last year.

We're in the Premier League due in no small amount to the benevolence of a billionaire owner, good fortune not afforded to clubs of equal size to us who could only dream of our circumstances. So I don't quite understand why certain Saints fans now think they have the monopoly on hand-wringing maudlin gripes about how jolly awful the money - obsessed Premier League is, when that same money has allowed us access to it. Clubs are above other clubs because of their bank balances, which is as true of us as it is Manchester City. I intend to enjoy this season, and on yesterday's evidence it looks like being a blast.

We're in the Premier League due in no small amount to the benevolence of a billionaire owner, good fortune not afforded to clubs of equal size to us who could only dream of our circumstances. So I don't quite understand why certain Saints fans now think they have the monopoly on hand-wringing maudlin gripes about how jolly awful the money - obsessed Premier League is, when that same money has allowed us access to it. Clubs are above other clubs because of their bank balances, which is as true of us as it is Manchester City. I intend to enjoy this season, and on yesterday's evidence it looks like being a blast.

Crab Lungs will be here to fill you all in on all those scandalous details about how our club is a total sh ithouse. I mean, sometimes they refused to return some of Adam Lallana's five phone calls a day demanding a transfer. Poor old Dejan Lovren spent his summer waiting for Les Reed to call him, staring at his mobile like a lovesick teenager and nothing. And now, boo hoo, we've gone and signed a goalkeeper better than our current goalkeeper. Oh, it's all so awful, it really is.

Crab Lungs will be here to fill you all in on all those scandalous details about how our club is a total sh ithouse. I mean, sometimes they refused to return some of Adam Lallana's five phone calls a day demanding a transfer. Poor old Dejan Lovren spent his summer waiting for Les Reed to call him, staring at his mobile like a lovesick teenager and nothing. And now, boo hoo, we've gone and signed a goalkeeper better than our current goalkeeper. Oh, it's all so awful, it really is.

"All this anti-Saints stuff"? Like what?

"All this anti-Saints stuff"? Like what?

Anyone got a link to it. I need to hear what that scumbag said so I can burn something. I might get a Rickie Lee Jones CD delivered from Amazon just so I can stamp on it in the garden tomorrow.

Anyone got a link to it. I need to hear what that scumbag said so I can burn something. I might get a Rickie Lee Jones CD delivered from Amazon just so I can stamp on it in the garden tomorrow.

Empty headed disingenuousness is Delldays stock in trade. He has got it down to a fine art, in fairness. Why don't you people respond to this situation in the same way you respond to this completely different situation? I mean, duuuuh.

Empty headed disingenuousness is Delldays stock in trade. He has got it down to a fine art, in fairness. Why don't you people respond to this situation in the same way you respond to this completely different situation? I mean, duuuuh.

I haven't heard it yet but based on the sober analysis provided by the opening poster, I have decided that the only sensible response is to wish the Lambert family line, from now to just after the black death the , had never been born.

I haven't heard it yet but based on the sober analysis provided by the opening poster, I have decided that the only sensible response is to wish the Lambert family line, from now to just after the black death the , had never been born.

He makes Cyril Smith look like Mark E Smith.

He makes Cyril Smith look like Mark E Smith.

He makes Vanessa Feltz look like Vanessa Paradis.

He makes Vanessa Feltz look like Vanessa Paradis.

He makes Shirley Crabtree look like Shirley Temple.

He makes Shirley Crabtree look like Shirley Temple.

That really should have been the first of his eight goals this season.