CB Fry

Crab Lungs will be here to fill you all in on all those scandalous details about how our club is a total sh ithouse. I mean, sometimes they refused to return some of Adam Lallana's five phone calls a day demanding a transfer. Poor old Dejan Lovren spent his summer waiting for Les Reed to call him, staring at his mobile like a lovesick teenager and nothing. And now, boo hoo, we've gone and signed a goalkeeper better than our current goalkeeper. Oh, it's all so awful, it really is.

Crab Lungs will be here to fill you all in on all those scandalous details about how our club is a total sh ithouse. I mean, sometimes they refused to return some of Adam Lallana's five phone calls a day demanding a transfer. Poor old Dejan Lovren spent his summer waiting for Les Reed to call him, staring at his mobile like a lovesick teenager and nothing. And now, boo hoo, we've gone and signed a goalkeeper better than our current goalkeeper. Oh, it's all so awful, it really is.

"All this anti-Saints stuff"? Like what?

"All this anti-Saints stuff"? Like what?

Anyone got a link to it. I need to hear what that scumbag said so I can burn something. I might get a Rickie Lee Jones CD delivered from Amazon just so I can stamp on it in the garden tomorrow.

Anyone got a link to it. I need to hear what that scumbag said so I can burn something. I might get a Rickie Lee Jones CD delivered from Amazon just so I can stamp on it in the garden tomorrow.

Empty headed disingenuousness is Delldays stock in trade. He has got it down to a fine art, in fairness. Why don't you people respond to this situation in the same way you respond to this completely different situation? I mean, duuuuh.

Empty headed disingenuousness is Delldays stock in trade. He has got it down to a fine art, in fairness. Why don't you people respond to this situation in the same way you respond to this completely different situation? I mean, duuuuh.

I haven't heard it yet but based on the sober analysis provided by the opening poster, I have decided that the only sensible response is to wish the Lambert family line, from now to just after the black death the , had never been born.

I haven't heard it yet but based on the sober analysis provided by the opening poster, I have decided that the only sensible response is to wish the Lambert family line, from now to just after the black death the , had never been born.

He makes Cyril Smith look like Mark E Smith.

He makes Cyril Smith look like Mark E Smith.

He makes Vanessa Feltz look like Vanessa Paradis.

He makes Vanessa Feltz look like Vanessa Paradis.

He makes Shirley Crabtree look like Shirley Temple.

He makes Shirley Crabtree look like Shirley Temple.

That really should have been the first of his eight goals this season.

That really should have been the first of his eight goals this season.

Quite. We might just have enough about us to not be dead cert relegated despite what Phil Neville said.

Quite. We might just have enough about us to not be dead cert relegated despite what Phil Neville said.

Beautifully laughable.

Maybe the club should promise not to sack him too. The sentiment is fine, but it isn't worth saying. I was happy with him and his commitment to do well with us before these quotes came out: I think 99% of Saints fans are already. Therefore, pointless thing to say.

Pointless thing to promise really. If he does brilliantly and wins us the Europa League he could end up at Barcelona, and he ain't turning them down. Conversely, he could be sacked by Christmas.

They won't.

Ask not if we can run a club with no soundbites, but how. #itshappening