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Me too. I even sent them the same photo as I still had one!!!! Pointless.

To be fair, the funniest entry was this one: "4. Teaching Maths In 2000 A timber merchant sells a lorry load of timber for £100. His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20." Very good!!

No months, I believe!

Do you have any references for the top paragraph? Just interested as I always thought that to be true and even when I "retire", I fully intend to do something - work in B&Q, do charity work, anything to stay active and hopefully healthy!!

Dear Nicholas Courtazy, I am humbly writing you as I have many talent on offer which benefit your esteemed soccer ball football club very muchly. Thank you to send me 50,000,000 Ugandan dollar to book flight to give you talent show at Saint James stadiums. Thank you please, Mr ass-piring soccerballer

Echo this! By the way Denzil you helmet, you have a message on FB.

Don't be stupid. I wish I could pay no tax and live on someone else's land. F*ck them.

Weird one this. I'd love him back, but this isn't 2003 and we don't have Marsden or Bridge either. I think I would have said "yes" to him if we were still in League 1, but now it'd be a no. He's not going to get any better (and he was awful for Blackpool if you watched any of their matches) and he's probably not got anything to prove, or at least I presume he would feel like that. Plus, can't see him being a great influence on some of our other players ...

Hart, Bale, Smalling, Jones, Cole, Downing, Cleverly, Gerrard, Henderson, Welbeck, Rooney How's that? *rolls eyes*

I dislike the international break purely as I miss all the football on the weekend. I don't just mean Saints, but ALL the football - the build up, Match of the Day, Sky Sports on Sunday etc. I'll be watching and supporting England though.

Totally agree, that was a brilliant pass, love it!

http://www.expedia.co.uk - scroll down to the right and look at "last minute summer deals", some great offers there. You can also get package holidays with other tour operators as well.

I never realised Saints had so many boring, no life fans.

God you are a boring bastard with no life. Go outside and play for a while, you might like the outdoors. Or are you on a tag and can't leave your pit? I bet it smells.

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Disaffected youths? No, they come from like-minded families who have too many kids from various fathers and don't instill the correct mindset in them. Some of these are young kids, right? My Mum knew where I was at all times until say, 17 when I went to uni. She was scary - that's how it should be. No respect, too many of them having more kids than "normal" people, i.e. normal people like on here, regardless of opinion!

The guy had a gun, he didn't give the gun up, so, consequences. I fail to see why all the nonsense? Maybe if all those bums got jobs/stayed in education and stopped having too many kids that will be brought up the same, there wouldn't be a problem. Instead, no, let's pose and pretend we're gangsters, wait for handouts and have loads of sprogs. If I walked round my village "protesting" and set fire to a few things, you could guarantee that my "community" would lynch me and want me in prison. It's just not the done thing.

Sod the League Cup, it's pointless and a distraction, I'd like us to play the U21 team to be honest! The FA Cup is a different story however.

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Bexy-wexy is hilarious, good luck in the future love. I'm currently using a tidy little Windows 7 laptop at work, but have swapped it for a Macbook Air 13" which arrives in a couple of weeks - can't wait. Win 7 is very good, but the Air is MUCH lighter, nicer screen, faster and does all that my Win 7 laptop does. Saying that, I do prefer Android phones - can't put my finger on why really, think it's just a UI thing!?

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Liverpool is a massive sh*thole. Spending time there for work was horrendous, full of weird people, run down houses and a general sense of over importance. Southampton is much prettier and crucially is only 1 hour by train or car from London! Oh and the New Forest is on the doorstep!! Southampton wins hands down.