Patrick Bateman

Message to the club - DO NOT SELL VAN DIJK TO LIVERPOOL. I'd rather we let him rot in the f**king reserves if he ends up stropping and not wanting to play.

For the love of god, I wish people would stop posting drivel from HITC - it's complete cr*p, every time.

Well we got what we wanted with the early 80s kit, hopefully it'll stick around for a few years. But yes agree with you that we should also have switched back to navy shorts.

You're very much on your own with that view!

Well that's optimistic of you Don't most clients just say "Hi mate, need a huge favour, can you do this animation thing for us please? Oh and we need it by this Friday, and the budget is tight as you know already, okay, thank you, speak Thursday to approve it"

It won't happen as they like proven managers, i.e. the reason Frank de Boer wasn't chosen last time is because he's only managed Ajax? But I wouldn't say no to Giggs, he'd command some respect!

Yes please! Unlikely, but yes!

The cynic in me agrees - the 2 club 'outlets' saying the same thing ...

I think the writing was on the wall with that backroom staff he hired. Didn't Pascal Plancque come with some reputation from France? And of course Black with the rumours starting straight away that the players didn't like him? Then there was the 'scandal' ... so I presume they've gone as well.

Thank god for that!

Exactly this.

Totally agree with this - he's a good guy and deserved a decent run in the side as I was surprised by how strong he looked again.

Bizarre

I'd love her to be leader and PM.

I wish we were in a position to let these c*nts rot in the reserves, sorry, U23s and run their contracts down. IF this is true, he's just yet another w*nker who is passing through the club and can do one. Football and Saints are fast approaching not getting a penny more out of me, although thanks to the stupid Sky money I'm not sure they'll give a sh*t anyway.

To be fair, from what I've heard (and since read elsewhere), he wasn't overly settled here anyway, so maybe it was HIS calling the shots? But whatever, the club needs to step the f**k up and make some statements.

He wouldn't ever go in person, they'd try to decapitate him and even if they didn't, how the f**k is he going to talk through a peace process after he's agreed to them eradicating western cultures, as presumably that would include democracy. He's such a turd.

"Longest manager"? How odd, I've never thought about that surprisingly enough. What are we talking, 8, 9, 10 inches, MORE?

I got my son one in the actual store, £15 or so.

I'd be 'pumped' and 'psyched' ready to start the job on ONE August.

Exactly. The income from the general fan is minimal - what about £10m from season ticket sales and £8m from non ST attendance? There's no excuse for the Premier League not to force clubs to use some of the obscene amount of TV money to cut ticket prices further. It's small fry for the clubs, but getting more/too expensive for most normal people to attend!

Who?

I'm sure I've said, but that kit is incredible - it'll sell by the bucketload and it'll be the only shirt I've ever bought apart from the sash shirt. Outstanding effort.

I can see the Sky & BBC borefest with it now ... Tuchel vs Klopp. "Best league in the world" as the "best managers in the world" all play each other ... zzzzzzzzz