Patrick Bateman

They're all out of touch. Yesterday you had Corbin on Twitter saying that they'd ban betting companies sponsoring football teams. FFS! As if that's the most important thing, it's probably not even the 100th most important thing to tackle. They're c*cks.

I've always said that - he's generally just a miserable looking c*nt, exactly like I always get told I am. My last 3 companies have all branded me 'Mr Grumpy' ... I have Mr Grumpy Mr Men mugs to prove it. So I can identify with a fellow grumpy looking c*nt who probably isn't that grumpy and just getting on with things.

Hmmmm, 4/10 ... too soft and hesitant.

Let him train, let him get on with it, no apology needed, just get on with the f**king job in hand and let him work his way back in the team. If he shows application in training, then he may displace one of the current centre backs. But above all, if he plays, we need to get over it as well.

100% this.

They're not deluded, just 13 years old and full of hope. They'll grow up one day.

Agree! This is a top signing, well done Saints.

Exactly this. There will be no investment - it'll be business as usual for Saints, but with a little more money dripping out to pay interest/loans.

Bumped off to the French league - his level. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40958723

You're missing Vinnie Jones in there somewhere. Perhaps as Lee Barnard ...

Anyone that does boo him when he's wearing the Saints shirt deserves to be ejected from the ground.

I want to see it, with that cast!

You're still around!!

I think most people don't care, but the point I think is that there is a perception that within the football circle there would be those that wouldn't be supportive, so people feel the need to hide themselves. So by showing that footballers don't actually give a f**k, like the rest of us, it should help others be themselves. Just my hypothesis anyway.

She is bang on trend bruv!

Good. Pay for it or got to the match like the rest of us.

I would use my Californian Zinfandel line again, but you actually can enjoy a lovely Sonoma Valley Zinfandel without the import tax (p.s. if you can ship me some over I'd be vv happy, thanks)

thanks Les. Now go pour a nice Californian Zinfandel and sign a couple of players, ta.

Totally agree - window should be from May to end of July. I say May as it's fairly clear by then if a player wants to move or a club wants to sell a player. Also, kill the winter window (except for loans).

Yep, let's get some romanticism back in the game - bring them both back in some capacity.

The one ex-Saint (apart from Bale) that I'd love to see rejoin Saints as I think he still has something to offer and has been chronically underused by Arsenal - he'd definitely up our goals for tally. Realistically, he isn't going to take a pay cut to come back you'd think.

Like. Although one thing I find irritating is that this drags on in the season - wish they'd shut the f**king window before the first match.

Gerrard (and Henderson) also share the same agent as Van Dijk ...

Bellend, now we'll be bottom, what have you done?